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Chapter 13 Wukong's Affair with the Landwoman

()Chang'e looked at the rabbit fur all over the ground. There were no internal organs, and all the internal organs had been eaten.

"Which bastard ate my cute rabbit! Say, say, say, say..."

"We didn't do it! If you don't believe me, just ask Bajie!" said the monkey.

Several people looked and saw that Bajie was already unconscious.

"Haha, sister Chang'e, listen to me!" Lao Sha touched his sexy chest hair and stood up and said.

"I don't listen, I don't listen, I don't listen, I don't listen... you pay for my rabbit!" Chang'e had already started crying, "Rabbit! You died so miserably!"

"Okay, Senior Brother, quickly turn me into a rabbit and I will make it up to her!" Lao Sha said.

While they were making a fuss, there was another white rabbit. The three of them looked at it dumbfounded. The rabbit came over and said, "What are you doing?"

"Ah? My darling, you are not dead, you scared me to death!" Chang'e smiled and hugged the rabbit and kissed it again and again, making Sha Monk drool.

"Huh? The one that was killed just now wasn't yours?" Lao Sha asked.

"Only an idiot would think that! Please use your brain to think about how a thousand-year-old fairy rabbit could be so stupid that it crashes into a tree and dies!" the white rabbit said disdainfully.

"Why did a rabbit come to the world without saying hello? It took me a long time to find it!" Chang'e asked the Jade Rabbit.

"Oh! It's a long story... Yesterday I dreamed of a little female rabbit. When I was playing with her, she followed her to the mortal world. It's so annoying. I saw her just now, but now she's gone!"

Monkey, Lao Sha and Chang'e looked at the rabbit fur all over the ground without saying a word!

"Haha, where is your handsome master?" Chang'e said with a smile.

"Going to find the monster!" said the monkey.

"Wow, that's so romantic. Say hello to him for me. I'm leaving!"

Watching the beautiful Chang'e go away, Lao Sha said affectionately: "You come gently, just as you walk gently, without taking away a cloud!"

After Chang'e left, Bajie's stomach was growling with hunger. Now he was too lazy to move. He just shook his head and said repeatedly: "Damn Chang'e, wait until I turn back into a man, and I will stop teasing her!"

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"Master is in danger, Bajie, why don't you go vent for a while?" the monkey said, biting the dog's tail grass.

"I'm not going. I'm so hungry that my eyesight is blurred and I don't have any strength in my body. If you can walk anywhere, you have to go alone!" Bajie said with a serious expression.

"There is also rabbit meat here, do you want some?" Lao Sha asked when seeing Bajie's hard work.

"I will never catch little hares again, and I will never eat rabbit meat again!" Bajie frowned.

Wukong originally wanted to give Bajie a good beating, but he thought it would be more convenient and lighter to go alone.

Besides, it would be better to go and check the news first to see if Siemens was caught by a monster and eaten something, so he said: "Okay, then you follow Junior Brother Sha and wait for me here, and don't leave. I will come back as soon as I can."

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Bajie muttered: "Go, go."

Wukong got up and followed Douyun, and in the blink of an eye he was outside the Pansi Cave.

After Pansi Cave became such a cave, it was hidden underground, and no trace of it could be seen from the ground.

Wukong jumped on the flowing wooden bridge outside, and then walked around the pavilion. Seeing that there was no one around, he couldn't help but feel a little puzzled.

Why does this stone road end suddenly here?

Wukong dug out the golden cudgel from the chrysanthemum hole like he was digging shit, and then shook it again until it became as thick as an arm. He knocked the stick hard on the stone road on the ground and shouted: "Lord of the Land, hurry up.

Come out quickly and see me, Sun Houhou."

There are two people living in the Tudigong Temple here, one is Tudigong and the other is Tudigong.

Hearing the cry of the monkey, the Tudong was pacing back and forth in the temple. The Tudou woman saw this and asked in surprise: "Old man, why are you walking around? My eyes are dazzled."

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Only then did the Earth God stop, and sighed longly: "It's not good! Then Sun Wukong has come to see me."

Tutu Po said: "Hey, Great Sage, why is he here?"

The Earth God struck his hands together and said, "Isn't that so? I'm afraid he's coming to cause trouble for me. His master must have been caught by those spider spirits, and he wants to vent his anger on me."

But the landlady smiled and said: "Old man, don't be afraid. I'm going to see the great sage. If I can meet such a handsome guy, why not?"

After saying that, the landlady went out, and behind her came the landlady’s scolding: “I was cuckolded!”

"That's best!"

With a "swish" sound, the land woman spun out from under the ground. After a while, the smoke disappeared and her original shape was revealed.

When Wukong saw Tutu Po, he was stunned and asked, "Have you brought anything to eat?"

The landlady was stunned, she really didn’t know this rule, so she could only say awkwardly: I’m sorry, no.

"Why do you dare to come up here without bringing anything to eat?" Wukong asked in surprise.

"Usually, old men come here. The little goddess is only tailor-made for the great sage and has never received anyone else!"

"Oh, that's it. Is there anything to eat nearby?" Wukong asked.

"There are Australian lobsters in this water!"

"Is there anything more than four kilograms?" Wukong asked excitedly.

"Not that big!"

"How big."

"Only one pound."

"Then you go down, catch him and give it to me, and treat it as a gift!"

"Then, no!"

"Didn't you say yes just now?"

"No more now - the little goddess is wearing thin clothes and is completely exposed when she enters the water. Is the great god interested in the little goddess?"

Wukong was speechless, and was stunned when he looked at the fat-waisted landlady.

"Would you like, Great Sage, to come to my place for some home-cooked food?"

"This or not?" Wukong was no longer fooled.

"You can have this!"

Wukong lowered his head and realized that he had been teased today. He turned the golden cudgel twice in his hand and then touched his handsome hair. Then he put it behind him and said to the dumbfounded landlady: "Let me ask.

How do you get to this Pansi Cave?"

The landlady pondered for a long time and said: "Pansi Cave! Those five monsters are very difficult to deal with! They are also very capable. We little goddesses can't afford to offend them. It's better to have a good family, right?"

Wukong snorted and said, "I don't understand what Tu Tu Po means, so why didn't you come and inform me earlier?"

Tu Tu Po cried bitterly: "Great Sage! People always have to dress up and so on in order to welcome you and meet you. You must know that the first impression is very important!"

Wukong swung the golden cudgel in his hand and said, "Don't talk sweet words! Tell me, how do the five monsters go through the Pansi Cave?"

The landlady looked at Sun Wukong with admiration, thought for a while and said: "Those five monsters are all thousand-year-old banshees, transformed by female spiders. Their skills are very impressive! The king here occupies the mountain and often bullies us little ones.

Goddess, take away our man, and you will see the entrance of the cave when you get into the water!"

Wukong smiled and said, "Easy to say!"

"Hey, don't go ahead, Great Sage, leave your contact information!" Tutu Woman caught up and hugged Sun Wukong's thigh.

"You immortal, get away!" Wukong stood up on his feet.
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