Chapter 4 Wukong Slays the Demon and Gets the Tiger Skirt
() "Hey, monkey, what's wrong with you today?" Pig said, "When you look at the sunset, you're so crazy - hahaha, uh, uh, uh, uh..."
Sister Bajie laughed so hard that she burst into tears, but suddenly she realized that no one else was laughing either.
"That's not right, this person is obviously trapped by love." Monk Sha said.
"What's wrong? Being trapped by love is not like this. It was not like this when Erlang Shen had a crush on me." Sister Bajie said.
"I don't know, I just feel nervous and shy suddenly for some reason and can't speak out," Sha said.
"Because of Zixia, it is said that Zixia turned into sunset after death, so monkeys can travel to the west by looking at the sunset." Siemens stared at Sun Wukong, "Tell me, is it the Great Sage?"
Sun Wukong's face was extremely gloomy, "How do you know?"
"Ahem, why didn't I know? I also knew that there was a spider in front of me, Princess Iron Fan." Siemens said with a smile.
"Ah, you are so awesome. I know you have predicted the future. I admire you, old pig!" Sister Bajie said.
"Hehe, actually my greatest skill is picking up girls. I will make this eye-opener for you in the future!" Siemens said with a proud smile.
"You guys eat quickly, and while it's dark, catch a few more banshees on the road, and you and I will share them together!" Lao Sha said as he gnawed on a seven-mature pork butt.
As the sunset set, four people and one horse continued to move forward.
"The ancient vines and old trees are ugly pigs, the small bridges and flowing water are the scum of Tang Dynasty, the old west wind is the thin white horse, the monkey I am reduced to the end of the world!" Sun Wukong played in the back and hummed an evening ditty.
Under the monkey's dazzling eyes, everyone walked forward slowly, stroking their full and well-fed bellies. As they walked, Sister Bajie suddenly shouted in front: "No, Master, there is a monster.
Everyone, run away!"
"Male or female?" Siemens said and ran up happily, "Where is the monster? Let me see, what does it look like? Let me see, is it beautiful or not?"
"Hey! Look at you idiot, you are so interested in this kind of monster."
Sun Wukong could not turn over more than 100,000 meters in a somersault, so he turned over, only two or three steps ahead of Siemens, and with agility, he jumped into the grass first, and soon caught this so-called monster.
Siemens stretched his neck impatiently and leaned over and asked: "Where is the monster? Let me take a look."
Sun Wukong stretched out his hand to Siemens, "Oh, look, it's a male, do you want it?"
"Oh, it turns out to be a cricket!"
"How do you know it's a male? Sister Bajie asked.
"Because, there are four words engraved on the cricket jing's back: Immortality, but it places too much emphasis on the performance of its own high sexual ability!"
Siemens looked at the cricket and his expression became very strange. After being stunned for a long time, he suddenly sang: "I didn't expect such a big male cricket to eat me?!"
"It doesn't want to eat you, I asked it," the monkey said, "it said it just wants to pick you up!"
"Damn monkey, you wanted to pick me up and you squeezed it to death. It's a pity. Let's move on. The road to the west is still very difficult. We can't give up!"
"By the way, if you find a monster in the future and you know it's here to pick me up, don't kill it. Who knows what kind of beauty it turned into? Maybe this cricket turned into Chang'e. You monkey, don't make such a mistake in the future!"
"You bald man, do you think it's more important to learn lessons or to pick up girls?" the monkey scolded.
“The ultimate goal of seeking scriptures is to pick up girls!”
"The next hilltop seems to be Gaolaozhuang?" Monk Sha said suddenly.
Siemens was stunned, wasn't this the place where Zhu Bajie carried his wife?
"Sister Bajie, are you looking for a husband? You've been looking in the mirror lately?" Siemens asked.
"If you can marry in Gao Laozhuang, I won't accompany you to seek Buddhist scriptures, hahahaha!" After saying that, Bajie took out the mirror and admired himself through the light of Wukong's dazzling eyes.
Siemens felt strange. According to the routine of Journey to the West, he would not pass by Gao Laozhuang after subduing the three villains!
"Hey, Wukong, are we going the wrong way? Do you all want to go home?" Siemens asked.
"Can you please stop being such an idiot? Are we going west or east?" the monkey asked.
"Oh, I understand!" Siemens pressed his nose and shouted to the white dragon horse behind him: "Hurry up, it's Tuesday after midnight, let's see if I don't ride you to death!"
"But how to get to Gao Laozhuang!" Bajie asked.
"You pig, you don't even know, how do we know?" the monkey said with a smile.
It started to rain heavily, and the road we were supposed to travel at night was muddy.
Four people and one horse walked on the chicken intestine path, covered in mud, cold and hungry, which made Siemens, an ordinary man, miserable.
And the white dragon horse turned into a black dragon horse, because in such bad weather, they actually met a house where they could take shelter from the rain.
Suddenly, a man passed by. This man looked miserable, but he still seemed to be relatively strong and upright, and showed a talent. He was also covered in mud, but the package in his hand was clean.
Girl Bajie who was walking at the front thought he was a goblin, so she walked up to him with a nail rake and said, "Hey! Handsome man, what are you doing?"
The handsome guy was startled at first, and then said calmly: "Pig Tou San! What kind of work I do is none of your business!"
Bajie wanted to beat him to death.
"Amitofu - Bajie!" Siemens stepped forward and said, "Donor, it's dark and windy at night. Aren't you afraid of a monster like you walking in this barren mountain?"
Seeing Siemens's handsome features, the handsome boy replied respectfully: "Elder, you don't know something. I am a salesman in Gaolaozhuang. I can only work day and night to make a living."
"Fuck me, there is such an unequal profession as a salesperson in the world!" Bajie was kind-hearted and actually shed tears.
"Goodbye, I have to go on my way." The handsome guy said and left.
The monkey behind stopped him and said, "Wait a minute, brother, look at how diligent you are! There are many monsters here. It's too dangerous for you to go alone. Why don't you go all the way west with us?"
"Is there a big difference between walking with you and meeting monsters? You are Sun Wukong. My work cannot be compared with yours. Alas! It's difficult!" the man sighed.
"How long do we have to go to Gao Laozhuang," Sister Bajie asked, "it's not that far yet. There is a big tree in front of you, where can you take shelter from the rain?"
As soon as the handsome guy finished speaking, the rain stopped!
"Okay, okay, hurry up to Gaolaozhuang, I can't wait any longer! Hehe!" Siemens was looking forward to it in his heart.
"I look forward to it too, I hope they still remember me!" said the pig.
"Don't be so noble, maybe you want to eat!" said the monkey.
"Master, the monkey is talking about you!" said the pig.
"Lao Sha, what do you think about this?" Siemens asked.
"Actually, apart from eating, I'm actually looking forward to Miss Gao!"
Chapter completed!