() "I'll tell you the truth, I don't have any thoughts. Today's alms mission hasn't been completed yet, so I don't have the money to give the succubus any gifts." Siemens pressed his nose with a calm look on his face.

"Will you let me down or not?"

"Do you believe in Buddhism?"

"It has nothing to do with us children whether they believe in Buddhism or not!"

"Generally speaking, we monks save all sentient beings, but there are too many sentient beings for me to save. So when we encounter a crisis, we usually give priority to saving those who believe in Buddha. Since you don't believe in Buddha, you can't save them."

If you have never been to a temple and paid for incense and protection fees, please come in and wait in line."

"Your uncle is waiting in line. If I hang myself down again, I will die!"

"It belongs to your uncle!" Siemens showed a standard smile, revealing sixteen white teeth!

"In this way, child, with my master's smiling face, please rate our service below - 1 satisfied, 2 very satisfied, 3 super satisfied, 4 donate to Shaolin Temple -"

"Then I choose 5!"

"Congratulations, you have activated the free self-destruction system - now is the countdown: ten, nine, eight..."

"Who came from this self-destruction system? Why does your monk's service have a self-destruction function?"

"This is because when many monsters asked us, after accepting our service, they all had the desire to eat Tang Monk's meat and ascend to the west. In order to satisfy the needs of the masses of monsters..."

"Well, you bald man! We'll see!"

boom!

After a puff of smoke, the red boy disappeared.

"May his soul who is eager for quick success rest in peace, Amen." Siemens clasped his hands together.

"You can only send his soul directly to God by praying like this." Monkey reminded him at the moment.

"Silly monkey! Do you think I will let him go to the West to intercept and kill me?"

"The little girl is here again! Master, be careful!" Bajie stood in front of Siemens.

Suddenly, a shout of "I'm going" came from the air.

Several people looked up and saw that Red Boy's appearance had changed. His eyes were red for a while. He was wearing a red scarf, wearing flaming red boots, and holding a red cherry fire spear. He was looking down with gritted teeth.

"I'm going to kill you stinky monks!"

"This little girl, please calm down! Buddha says that every injustice has its owner, and every debt has its own owner. Whether it's bitter or not, think about whether we, the four of us on Journey to the West, are tired or not. We can't blame society for crying."

"Go to hell!" Red Boy sprayed fire in this direction.

"Sir, you can't!" Siemens jumped up and down. He couldn't call her a little girl anymore. She might be hundreds of years old!

"It's on fire, please come and put out the fire." Bajie threw away the rake and jumped to a high place, shouting crazily.

Hong Hai'er looked at the four masters and disciples scattered around, and sneered: "Haha, do you still believe in Buddha now?"

After saying that, Red Boy walked away.

Lao Sha blew on the steam and the fire was extinguished. In other words, Lao Sha was just fooling around in Liusha River, so how could he be afraid of fire?

"Hmph, how could the great cause of Journey to the West be ruined in the hands of this little girl?!"

boom--

At this time, the fire became even more intense, catching the four people off guard and being hit one after another!

A few guys were covered in fire and ran for their lives to the valley below. There was a water stream in front of them, and the four of them were overjoyed and jumped into it.

The moment I jumped into the stream, I saw a monument standing beside the stream, with a few lines of words that I couldn't help but engraved on it!

"Your uncle's... is a demon cave again..." Siemens jumped out of the water in fear. Fortunately, he could swim, otherwise who would know what is below, it would be scary!

Boom! Red Boy returned to his own cave.

There is no red village here, there is no red ticket worth one million, there is no red ticket worth one hundred thousand, and there is not even a girl in red.

Honghaier seems to be a person without a home.

His daily pleasure is to go to a tree by the roadside, throw away all his clothes, and then hang himself in the tree to see if someone comes to rescue him. If someone does, he will make a good wish to the other person, for revenge or something.

The best!

In fact, Hong Hai'er is a positive and good young man who is willing to help others and enthusiastic about charity, but his talent has been buried. The above policies do not allow people like him to become officials in heaven!

But the wish made by the person who saved him was indeed very strange. It was not to kill someone, but to commit suicide!

For example, someone says, "I really want to die."

"Young man, why do you want to die?" Red Boy would ask.

"Why is my dad not Li Gang, the King of Tota? I want to die. Only after I die can I choose my birth background again!"

Red Boy had no choice but to realize his wish, but he didn't become the son of Li Gang, the King of Tota!

Or someone might say: "I want to get promoted and make a fortune!"

"Actually, I can't help you with this."

"You can't help with this, and you can't help with that. Now you dare to pretend to be a fairy child and help people realize their wishes! If I had known better, I wouldn't have saved you!"

"No, you regret it?" Honghaier sneered, "Are you sure? You can still regret it."

Although the person who saves Red Boy may not be able to have Red Boy help him realize his wish, everyone who refuses to save him will die.

Honghai'er is a playful person with a clear distinction between love and hate.

This is due to the education of his overlord parents. From the day he was born, Red Boy often saw his mother chasing and slashing his father with a fan. He loved and hated him at the same time, with both compassion and hatred.

!

His father, the Bull Demon King, and his mother, Princess Iron Fan, usually have dialogues like this -

"Tell me, what is your relationship with that vixen?"

"I just helped others. I just helped that lonely girl chop wood and carry water, and she knitted mink clothes for me in return. I didn't agree to her kissing me..."

"You bastard, you never see anyone cutting wood or carrying water at home, and you never wear the sweater I gave you..."

"But I promise to kiss you!"

"You're immune, right? You can tell by your expression!"

…

In such a family environment, Honghaier grew up happily.

But Honghaier still has a passionate heart. The difference from other children is that sometimes he is just a little too hot and often bursts into flames uncontrollably.

But after watching too many passionate scenes between her parents, Hong Haier couldn't help but want to find a boy, so she kept waiting on the tree by the roadside, deceiving others' sympathy and peeking at the handsome boy!

Wu Chengen didn’t understand the story of that year, but it was actually like this!

It is said that when Red Boy was just born, the Bull Demon King couldn't stop smiling with his broad cow face. He hugged Red Boy and said with a smile: "Come on, give Dad Cow a smile."

Red Boy rolled his eyes, gave the Bull Demon King a cold look, and then breathed out a ball of flame, which set his bull's nose on fire!

"Wow, our baby is so awesome!" Tie Fan said happily, "This time we don't need firewood to cook barbecue at home, and I will have an extra helper when I fight with you in the future."

"How can a little girl breathe fire - ah ah ah!" The Bull Demon King slapped the flames on his cow's face, "Damn, it's not just ordinary fire, it's actually the real fire of Samadhi. Who taught him that?"

ah?"

"Is this kid the bastard of you and Taishang Laojun?"

“Dead cow—see the trick!”

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Chapter completed!