Chapter 13 The Maid Yuko Ogura(1/2)
() "Who hit you? It's just to scare you. Cry!" The monkey put away the golden cudgel and laughed loudly.
"I, Siemens, didn't know until I came to the West that the so-called boundless power is just taking advantage of the weaknesses of people's hearts. The more unrestrained they are, the more they must be pressed with weight. The more young and ignorant they are, the more they must be forced to do so.
Pain and fear. Is this the so-called way of enlightenment by gods?
Hong Hai'er was a boy who refused to admit defeat and just cursed at Guanyin.
However, the smile on Guanyin's face was always so kind. She just waved and pointed with a smile. The knife groove grew as tall as a vine, wrapped around Hong Boy, and then buckled into his body, passing through him one by one.
His flesh then rotates and goes out from the other side, then goes in, goes out again, and so on!
"That's enough, he's just a child!" Siemens couldn't help shouting.
Guanyin's smile disappeared immediately, and she looked at Siemens in surprise.
"Sanzang, you are always too soft-hearted. You take all the problems on your own. It is always easy to conquer beauty, but it is too difficult to conquer demons... Such children should not be educated well from an early age. How will they become talented when they grow up?"
He pressed the red boy, "Are you willing to obey me?"
"I'm obedient... Wuwuwu... You bully a child... I'm obedient..." Hong Hai'er's face was already filled with tears and blood flowed, but it was just because of heartache.
"This is a good boy, be good! I think you are quite talented, so I will keep you by my side like a boy? I can discipline you like this at any time!"
"Don't you also ask his parents for their opinions?" Monkey asked with concern.
"Being able to enter our Nanhai College to study Buddhism is something that his parents have not had time to burn incense in eight lifetimes. How can he object? Just let the Bull Demon King and Iron Fan pay the tuition another day."
Siemens shook his head and sighed: "Sister Guanyin, if you do this, the child will be convinced on the surface, but in his heart he will be very resentful towards you. When he grows up, do you think he will truly respect and love Buddhism? He is just afraid of your sharp blade.
It's just a hook. You taught him, and if he treats others like this again, how can there be such peace and tranquility in this world?"
Guanyin shook her head at that moment: "Sanzang, your compassionate approach will not work. In the future, my disciples from Nanhai Academy will be admitted to Lingshan and become masters, while your disciples will still be wandering and naughty disciples."
"Okay!" Siemens said with a smile as he looked at the three dumb disciples who bowed their heads and kept silent. "Then we have to see whether the people in the world who watch "Journey to the West" in the future will remember your disciples or mine."
The Guanyin girl regained her smile and flew away with Hong Boy along with her.
"Stay!" Wukong shouted towards Guanyin who was running away.
no respond--
At this time, Siemens turned to look at his apprentices, and they also looked at Siemens.
Siemens sighed: "Disciples, do you often feel that being a teacher is useless?"
Zhu smiled and said: "You are usually very shy, but you are the only one in the world who dares to have an affair with Avalokitesvara. Not even Tathagata dares."
Siemens looked at the monkey with a proud smile, hoping that he would also praise me.
The monkey asked: "Who is your apprentice?"
"Monkey King!"
"Nonsense, what have you taught me?"
Siemens thought for a while, he couldn't teach him how to pick up girls and have sex?
"I really wanted Guanyin to stop just now, but I didn't want to pay attention to this woman." Monkey said with a smile, "I didn't expect you would really dare."
After the monkey finished speaking, he looked at Siemens: "Thank you! This is what you taught me. I will always remember it, Master."
Siemens had the urge to cry, so after so many days and so many years, Siemens finally heard this word.
In the future, Siemens will proudly say to everyone: What are you pulling on? My apprentice is called Sun Wukong.
"Wukong, do you think there will be female pig feet?" Siemens asked.
"Master, are you calling me?" Pig asked.
"It's not you, it's a female pig's trotter!"
"Isn't that me?" said the pig.
"It's not you, it's a woman who is as important as me!" Siemens suddenly became depressed and set off!"
"Go find the banana fan!"
"Why go to the Flame Mountain, you idiot!"
"Yes, Guanyin doesn't care about this, so we will cheat! Anyway, if the Lord Buddha blames it, we will say that Guanyin doesn't care!"
So the monkey turned the white dragon horse into an off-road motorcycle under Siemens' description, and then Siemens himself was very happy to ride on it.
At first, Bai Longma was reluctant, worried that this thing would affect his endurance, and that he would faint if the speed was too fast.
"You can't ride too fast, just a hundred yards at most. If you get too dizzy, I'll call you and you'll pull the reins!" said the white dragon horse.
"You're still pulling on the reins. You should let go of the throttle!" Siemens laughed.
The monkey rolled his eyes at Siemens and said: "Old-fashioned, what is this thing called? And it drives so cool?"
"Motorcycle!" Siemens laughed.
"I've never heard of it. Is this something from your time? Oh, let me go, it's much better than Brother Monkey's and Douyun. It's really eye-opening to be able to run so fast on the ground!" Bajie flew over Siemens' head.
Smiling.
"How about you come and try too?" Siemens raised his head and asked.
"Then I don't know how to drive, Brother Monkey, you change the motorcycle to a pull-reins type, so that I can!" Pig said.
"Got it!" the monkey said helplessly.
So, Bajie rode up, and as soon as the car started to drive, he pulled the rope anxiously and didn't even start for a long time!"
"It's really troublesome!" Bajie shook his head, "This thing is cool, but I can't drive it. If the master rides a pull-rein motorcycle, I'm sure he can pick up girls!"
But before we had gone very far, we heard someone shouting from below: "Haha! I saw it! You actually cheated, I will go back and report it to Lord Buddha and Guanyin!"
"You landowner, I hate people snitching the most! I'll do it!" The monkey struck the ground with a stick!
But the land is running fast!
As expected, Guanyin came to find them early the next morning.
Siemens pretended to be calm and greeted him: "Guanyin girl, why are you here for this trip? Do you want to come and ride a motorcycle for a few laps?"
The Guanyin girls looked very serious at the moment, with a hint of anger on their faces, but when they saw the red boy with his shaved head, they couldn't help laughing.
"Don't laugh!" Guanyin sternly said, "Yesterday, you cheated! Not only did you cheat, you also dared to insult me. The most intolerable thing is that you actually molested the girl!"
"We are so wronged! I just rode a motorcycle for a while yesterday, how dare I insult Guanyin again, and how can I molest the girl! Who is the girl?" Siemens said.
"It's me, girl - I want to punish you!" Guanyin said.
"Are you not allowed to go without poop for three days again?" said the pig.
"No rest for three days!"
"So cruel!"
"It's so poisonous!"
"Bad enough!"
"No one is sexy!"
"Anyway, you can't cheat again in the future. I will send this beauty to monitor you." After Guanyin said this, she transformed into a beautiful woman. She was a enchanting, graceful and touching woman.
She is so delicate and charming, her embroidered ribbons are fluttering. Her cherry blossoms bloom when she smiles, and orchids bloom when she walks slowly.
His head is covered with pearls and emeralds, and there are countless trembling treasure hairpins; his body is full of delicate fragrance, and there are delicate flowers and gold carvings.
What do you mean by the beauty of Chu Wa and the charming face of Xi Zi? They are really the fairies from the Nine Heavens descending from the sky, and Chang'e comes out of Guanghan in the moon.
Take a look!
When this beautiful woman looks from her head to her feet, the wind flows downward; when she sees her head from her feet, the wind flows upward;
Talking about romance is like a pearl walking in a crystal plate, speaking and attitude is like a red apricot branch
"Ogura Yuko?" Siemens knelt down!
"Holy crap! No, you traveled from Japan?!" Siemens asked loudly.
"Oh my god, it's a goddess, the goddess of my high school. Xiao Cang, have you taken any photos recently? I haven't watched your movies for half a year since I came to Journey to the West, woo woo woo!"
"She is my apprentice, her name is Xiaocang! Look how excited you are. If you have anything you don't understand in the future, you can always come to her!" Guanyin said with a smile.
"I have to, I will treat you well, you are my female pig's feet!" Siemens covered the very shy Ogura!
Under the full moon, a young man and woman cuddled side by side!
"See all the beautiful scenery in my life, and I will live up to my journey to the west and live up to my body."
At the beginning of the year, these two poems came out from a mountain, and their meaning was quite satisfying.
Before Siemens' poetry stopped, a sweet voice immediately came out: "Don't try to seduce me with your talent."
Siemens was secretly worried, what kind of character is this Ogura? An iceberg girl or a hot pepper girl? A royal sister or a lady?
Siemens was looking at Ogura's busty breasts and beautiful legs with sharp eyes and said nothing.
"Is the moon round today?" Ogura asked.
To be continued...