() These four people have not had a bowel movement for two days.

The reasons are, firstly, to guard against monsters, and secondly, because everyone urinates everywhere like a white dragon horse. Siemens is a civilized person who has traveled from modern times to the past.

As the saying goes: Not having a bowel movement in one day is equivalent to smoking three packs of cigarettes. Each of them has already smoked six packs of cigarettes.

"People are like iron, and big changes are like steel. If you don't hold back for a while, you will panic!"

Siemens felt sick in his stomach and had a painful expression on his face.

At this time, the monkey roared unyieldingly: "I can't stand it anymore!"

After shouting, I saw him jump onto the tree and pull himself up high!

Bajie was a woman. She ran into the grass and heard a loud "crack and bang" sound! Then came the cry of Bajie's girl: "It's so ecstasy, it's such a big shit!"

"What a guy! I didn't poop for two days, but I pooped out more than five kilograms!" The monkey was picking leaves with his hands on the tree.

Siemens was still sitting on the horse, looking around calmly, and shouted anxiously: "I didn't see a bathroom, where did you go?"

Bai Longma chewed grass in his mouth and said: "Master, no one will see it anyway, so just pull it off!"

"Oh, I can't do it anymore, the shit is attacking upwards, and my butt hurts all the time!" Siemens yelled and couldn't move.

"I'm going, don't pull me up!" After saying that, Bai Longma threw Siemens aside with a leap.

"What a relief!" Siemens shouted excitedly.

When he stood up after finishing, he realized that Bajie and the monkey Lao Sha Xiaobai had gone a long way——

Siemens yelled that he was cheating. He finally caught up with the white dragon horse and rode on it. He pretended to be calm and shouted: "Amit, the road is long and long. I will go up and down to seek beauty."

"What a poem!" the monkey praised.

"Actually, everyone is about the same strength, why do you ask me to carry the burden?" Sha Monk began to complain after walking only a short distance.

Sha Seng felt that he couldn't hold it anymore and wanted to take a rest. He kept complaining, but no one answered him. He hated it so much. What he hated the most was the super white-faced big bald donkey riding a white dragon horse. Where?

You will experience the feeling of carrying your own luggage!

There was poisonous fire in my eyes, but I thought to myself, the White Dragon Horse is still the Dragon Prince. Not only does he lose his human form, but he also turns into a horse and is ridden all day long. But whether you say it is irritating or not, I am Sha Seng and Tang Seng.

One word, but the work is completely different!

Facts have also proved that the person named Sha has no descendants, while the person named Tang still has a long history.

Sha Monk thought about it, so he put his luggage on the ground and said, "I won't leave, I'm too tired!"

After hearing this, Monkey and Bajie turned around and saw that Sha Seng was not leaving, and they both sat down happily.

Siemens was puzzled for a while. He slid off the horse, walked over, stroked Sha Seng's peak with his white and tender palms, and said: "Wu Jing, I know it's hard for you to be responsible for carrying the burden, but there is nothing you can do about it. Inside

There are too few things, except for 2 pairs of underwear, 3 pairs of socks, 1 towel, 1 foot washcloth, 1 toothbrush, and 5 quilts, there is nothing."

When Siemens finished nagging, Sha Seng added, "Actually, you have forgotten the heaviest purple and gold mantle!"

After saying that, Sha Monk raised his hands and asked, "Do you think I can crush you to death?"

"Oh my god, what did Tang Sanzang use it for? It's so big and deep, it's like a urinal!" Siemens was shocked.

"Do you know why it has been kept in there?" the monkey asked as he lay on the ground with a leaf blocking his eyes.

"It's too heavy for Tang Sanzang to carry," Siemens replied.

"That's because this is indeed a combination of a chamber pot and a mantle!" Bajie laughed.

Siemens touched Shining's head and was stunned. He didn't expect Tang Seng to be so dirty!

"I won't throw away the toothbrushes and towels inside that are shared by four people. Should I throw away one of the five quilts? There are only four of us!" Sha said.

"You are not a human being!" Xiao Bailong scolded with a long face.

"Let's go, at the rate we are going, I'm afraid that Bald Man will die of old age and won't be able to go to the West!" Bajie stood up, looked at the three people and one horse with his hands on his hips and said with a serious expression.

So with Zhu Bajie full of expectations, they came to the legendary Gao Laozhuang.

Looking at Sister Bajie, Master Gao sighed, and the old lady was also unhappy.

I don’t know if it was because the monkey squatted on the table to eat again, or because he saw that Bajie was much prettier than before and regretted not taking her as his wife.

But there was nothing they could do about it. Fortunately, they saw Siemens, but it was quite difficult. So after the owner of the village sighed, he said: "Elder Tang, I have a daughter named Cuilan. She is very tall.

She has delicate features and shining eyes. She is only twenty-eight years old and is not yet married."

Bajie said in front of Tang Monk: "He is a monk and has no worldly thoughts." The village owner's wife nodded and thought carefully: "Tang Monk is so beautiful that he does not rule out the possibility of returning to secular life. Tonight Cuilan and I will give him

Let’s have a mother-daughter sex and see if you’re convinced!”

"My little girl has a very good figure, but she often gasps for breath alone in her room at night!" the owner's wife said, pretending to be distressed.

"Then I must meet him!" Siemens looked at Zhu Bajie with a proud smile.

"Do you want to meet my little girl? Okay, my little girl often went to feed pigs, and one of them was particularly cute. She named the piglet Canopy!"

Tang Monk and his disciples all pricked up their ears when they heard the canopy. Sister Bajie was the only one eating, and it seemed she would never have enough to eat.

“Whenever the little girl goes to feed the pigsty, the canopy always whines and struggles to resist the competition of its companions due to its small size.

"One time Canopy couldn't grab the food. He was so angry that he knocked the food down and tried to escape."

"But he was surrounded on all sides, so he could only run around in the pen while the other pigs were chasing him.

"What are you doing?" A little pig said coldly, "You are new here, you must know the rules, or you will be eaten!"

"No!" Tianpeng said proudly as he ran, "I want to prove to you that in this world, not all soy sauce can be made, and not all pigs can be eaten!"

"Very good, you little pig is very ambitious. After you are eaten, we will write an article to remember you. But now you are just a fool." The little pigs said, condemning the canopy one by one.

I dislike her humble background, otherwise - well, do you think it's a pity or not? "Brother has a woman, but I'm very happy, I won't be sad!" After saying this, Zhu Bajie stuffed a big mouthful of rice.

"Eat what you want, I won't eat. It's time to watch the sunset. I'm sorry to be with you, Old Sun!" After saying this, the monkey seemed to have thought of his own life experience, and he was about to burst into tears.

Siemens realized something was wrong and asked: "Lao Sha, what's the next stop?"

"Water Curtain Cave!"

"——"

"Shuiliandong is just past the Liusha River, right?"

"I don't listen, I don't listen, I don't listen -" Lao Sha covered his ears and ran out.

Then only Siemens Bajie and Gao Laozhuang were left at the dinner table.

Seeing that there were fewer people, Siemens asked: "What about Cuilan?"

"Haha, seeing how anxious you are, Elder Tang, I will take you there right now!" After saying this, the owner's wife pulled Siemens towards the boudoir in the backyard without any explanation.

The world is so big, we are destined to have nowhere to escape. No one knows what the future will bring. Happiness may be just a legend, and you can't follow it.

You can despise my innocence, but I will prove that you are not a virgin.

I am Tang Seng, and I speak for my own happiness.

"Where are you taking me!?" Siemens asked excitedly.

"If the old man hadn't been okay today, you could have flown together!" After saying this, the owner's wife pushed Siemens into the boudoir with a smile.

Location: Gaolaozhuang, Time: About winter, Starring: Siemens, Gao Cuilan, Director: Mrs. Zhuangzhuang, Release time: Now, Level: About level three, Mosaic or not: None!

Siemens stared at Gao Cuilan dumbfounded, and once again covered his nose that was about to spurt blood.

As soon as Siemens entered the room, he saw Gao Cuilan's graceful body leaning against the window and looking affectionately at her. When Siemens saw it, he felt crazy and excited.

He tried hard to suppress his emotions, and said in a calm voice: "Miss Cuilan, are you confused or not coming? Come here and ask Elder Tang to take your pulse and take your temperature. I am here to save you."

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Gao Cuilan heard Siemens's words and turned back lovingly. With the light from the lantern, Gao Cuilan walked over with her waist twisted and stretched out. After taking a closer look, she couldn't help but look dazed and said, "What a handsome little bald man."

ah!"

In fact, Siemens has sharp eyebrows, fair skin, tall and thin body, bright eyes, rosy and plump lips, and one arm exposed. He looks graceful and handsome. He is simply a peerless person who looks like Pan An.

A classically beautiful monk!

"You said you came to rescue me, what are your specialties?" Cuilan raised Siemens' chin with her little hand and said.

"What's special about it? It's just that it's very long at the bottom and above!"

"Well, your hair looks good down there, but your hair doesn't grow on top?"

"No, it's because the tongue sticks out very long!"

"Uh--" Cuilan couldn't bear it anymore and cried out softly.

"Miss Cuilan, are you okay?" Siemens used all his stamina to pretend to be extremely compassionate and steady. With the light of the romantic lantern, his eyes looked directly at Gao Cuilan. Cuilan

The clothes on her body are too fierce, so few!

She was only wearing a long red cinnabar dress, which highlighted her extremely slim figure. Her beautiful eyes were as watery as cold pools, shining with the light of longing. Her eyelashes were curved and slender, and they were cute and straight.
Chapter completed!