30 Chrysanthemum Collection 2
"Ah, the latest chapter of the owl's favorite - Yin Shaoba's love! Help, I'm stealing the bride..." Yu Fang was startled, and the meat got stuck in his throat, but he didn't swallow him to death. "...Plop!" Hearing the sound, he looked
I went there and saw a man in bright red clothes being thrown out of the window.
Oops! Wasn't this guy the short groom just now? What happened in this scene again? Yu Fang continued to bite, and the people around him were so scared that they ran away. He was the only one sitting on the table and he couldn't move.
"Help, let me go, let me go." After a while, a tall man walked out of the back room, half of his face covered by his hair, and he was smiling obscenely on the other side of his face.
Yu Fang reluctantly licked the chicken bones in his hand. This guy was considered pretty good-looking among prostitutes, and what he was carrying on his back happened to be the bride of this family.
"Let my wife go, let her go." The short groom still didn't give up, so the man kicked him in the chest and smiled evilly, "I'm here to help you teach your wife what it means to be a wife, so that she can learn how to be a wife in the future.
I know how to serve you."
Yu Fang dropped the bones in his hand and poured another glass of wine; Ouch! It’s so spicy and tastes terrible!
Hey! Forget it, considering that your family has treated me to a meal, he, the leader of the Great Sun and Moon Sect, will help you.
"Tian Baiguang, you perverted thief, let me let the bride go." Just when Yu Fang was about to gently give the perverted thief a shot, a person suddenly flew into the courtyard, and the courtyard was already in a mess.
, everyone ran away.
"Who are you? You dare to meddle in your business, Uncle Tian, and I are looking for death!" The thief tapped the bride's acupuncture points and threw it to the ground. It didn't matter whether the supporting character, who didn't have to show his face, was injured.
Yu Fang quietly put away the silver needle again, and continued to peel the peanuts, "I am your grandfather's grandfather's grandfather, good grandson, why don't you call me grandpa." The man provoked his beauty and secretly changed his face.
Oh! Looks like there will be something interesting to watch!
As soon as he finished speaking, the man pulled out his sword and stabbed the thief, but he didn't notice it at all. He ducked slightly and punched the man again.
"Pah!" The peanut broke into pieces; no way, it's so useless, and you come out as a hero to save the beauty, you think you are Ling Hu Zhong! Yu Fang happened to see a frightened man on the ground, he kicked it,
I'm so dizzy, so good.
Yu Fang rudely took off his coat and put it on for himself. What? You said he was stealing it. Please ask him to borrow it. He will pay it back when he has time. A leader of the Sun and Moon God, let him borrow it.
Clothes are to give him face.
"...Ah!" Turning around, the man was kicked to the ground by the lewd thief again. Yu Fang held his forehead, your martial arts skills are so weak, you still have the nerve to come out! I'll let you get beaten a few times and your brain will grow long.
"Do you admit defeat or not? Do you admit defeat or not?" the x thief stepped on the man and screamed.
"I...I, Hu Zhong, the commander of Huashan, have never been afraid of death. I am afraid that my death will not be glorious enough. Tian Baiguang, if you have the guts, kill me. If not, I will still pester you!"
"You must be crazy!"
"Eh! Eh!" Yu Fang scratched his ears. Did he hear it correctly? Hu Zhong, the leader of Huashan, is that idiot? Tian Baiguang kicked him a few more times, but he still refused to admit defeat.
Yu Fang nodded. He was so stupid. He was definitely Hu Zhong, the loser who was dumped by his junior sister and abandoned by his master.
"Stop." Yu Fang threw a peanut at Tian Baiguang's body and directly pressed his acupuncture points, causing him to freeze.
"Hey! Are you dead? Stand up if you're not." To be honest, Yu Fang really didn't like Ling Hu Zhong in the original work. He was stupid and stupid, and he didn't know how to resist when others betrayed him. He was a second-rate person.
Second-hand goods.
Hu Zhong raised his head in astonishment and looked at the handsome young man in front of him. He was a little confused for a moment, thinking that the immortal on the road came out to save him.
Yu Fang kicked, "Did you get beaten stupid?" Hu Zhong touched his wound sadly, "Why can't you be gentler?"
In fact, Yu Fang really wanted to say, "I can't be good to you even if I'm good to the people in the world. Who told you to kill him in the future? Humph."
Ling Hu Zhong was indeed the protagonist, with an aura of immortality. He was obviously beaten until he vomited a lot of blood. Now that he recovered, he got up dejectedly, showing a loyal fool's smile.
Yu Fang felt that it was an eyesore. He wished he could put on his sunglasses and spit on his face. "Thank you, Master, for saving your life. I will tell Hu Zhong to repay you with a spring in the future."
Bah! You are seeking revenge, right? In the original work, you stabbed Dongfang Yixin, causing him serious injuries, and was defeated by Ren Youxing in the end.
"As long as you know that you owe me a favor, don't stab me with a sword in the future." Yu Fang said coldly. "Hahaha, the young master is really good at joking. I don't know what his surname is."
Yo ho ho ho, I am Dongfang, the leader of the Great Sun and Moon Sect, let me go~~~ Yu Fang turned his head, brushed off the fan in his hand, with a scholarly air, "My name is Yu Fang, I am just a businessman who knows some martial arts.
people."
Hu Zhong, a bastard, had no doubts at all. He put his fists together and gave Yu Fang a big salute, "Thank you, Mr. Yu, for saving your life."
Yu Fang's ears were filled with worms. He was so annoying! He didn't even know what the women in the book liked about him. No wonder his junior sister wanted to dump him.
Yu Fang waved his hands and said, "No need to thank you." When Hu Zhong heard this, he felt that Yu Fang was an easy person to get along with, and he didn't even mind being polite. He immediately had the idea of becoming a good brother with him.
"Well, Brother Yu doesn't know what you want to do with this Tian Baiguang." Ling Hu looked at Tian Baiguang, who was still standing, and then looked at Yu Fang.
What? When did I become your brother Yu? Let me get to know you. Yu Fang shook the fan in his hand and slowly curved his mouth.
In the dead of night, someone was carried to the street of the town by a group of people. Yu Fang gently opened his mute point, and he immediately screamed like a parrot.
"Hey! What do you think? I just played with a few women, you won't kill me, right?"
"I said, Brother Yu asked us how to deal with him, why don't you tell him." Yu Fang looked at the man wrapped in a bamboo mat with his phoenix eyes.
"Isn't this simple? Isn't he a thief? Let's fulfill his wish and let him show up in front of everyone." Yu Fang made Hu smile at each other and pulled the corner of the mat hard.
Ling Hu covered his mouth and smiled mischievously, "Oh! Brother Tian Bai, I have to embarrass you tonight. I will expose you here all night! This acupuncture point will be unlocked tomorrow, so take care of yourself."
"You... you can't do this, eh! Ling Hu Zhong, Ling Daxia, that pretty boy, you don't want..."
"It's so noisy." Yu Fang threw another peanut, and someone pitifully had his mute point sealed again.
"Hahaha, it's so funny. I never thought that Tian Baiguang would be where he is today. Brother Yu, all this is due to you." Ling Hu Zhong smiled carelessly.
Unknowingly, they walked to the outskirts and looked at the lush green lawn, which made Hu Zhongdalian lie down. Yu Fang wrinkled his forehead.
Why is this man so dirty? Does he know that cats and dogs like to poop and urinate on this kind of grass?
Yu Fang just stood like that, unwilling to sit down, "Brother Yu, look at the sky today, there are many stars." Orangutan, I am still beautiful! Do you think I am filming King Kong now?
A gust of summer wind blew by, and Yu Fang lifted up half of his hair that was scattered in front of his eyes, "Brother Yu, that bastard Tian Baiguang disturbed your mood today. You must not have had a good drink."
Yu Fang glanced at Ling Hu who was lying on the ground unhappily. What do you guys think? Should he kill this guy now? If so, he would change the script. Then he, Dongfang, wouldn’t have to be punished innocently. Very good, this decision
Not bad, what! Ask him if he has changed his personality, eh! Isn’t it just to suit his character? He is also the leader of the Demon Cult, so killing people is nothing.
With a backhand behind his back, a needle slipped out of his sleeve, yo ho ho ho! It’s good to be a martial arts master, a needle can kill people without blood, so clean! Thanks for the character setting this time.
"Oops!" With a scream, Yu Fang looked at his feet with tears in his eyes; Wow~~~, why is there a beast trap? It was that bastard who put it here!
"Brother Yu, Brother Yu, what are you doing?" After hearing this, Hu Li immediately jumped up from the ground and ran over. He only saw Yu Fang falling to the ground pitifully, and his feet were caught by the animal trap.
.
"Brother Yu, Brother Yu, are you okay?" Yu Fang gently pushed away the tears on the corner of his eyes with his fingertips. How could it be okay? You pinched them off, ugh~~
"Brother Yu, don't be afraid, I'll save you right away." He ordered Hu Zhongfu and turned the trap outwards with both hands. Yu Fang looked at the back of his neck. Should he stab it down like this?
"Brother Yu, please wait a moment, it will be fine soon." Ling Hu Zhong used his strength to pull it apart, and Yu Fang bit the corner of his mouth; ah! God, who made him such a good person! I won't kill you.
Already.
"Crack." Ling Hu finally pulled the strong animal trap open. He couldn't bear to look at Yu Fang's bleeding feet. Without saying a word, he tore the corners of his clothes and pulled them out.
A large strip of cloth was used to bandage Yu Fang.
"Brother Yu, are you feeling better?" He asked nervously, and Yu Fang gently rubbed his feet, "It hurts." At this time, Yu Fang showed some childishness in his nature, which made Hu Xi laugh.
.
Why are you laughing? It's up to you to see if you can still laugh if you get caught.
"Brother Yu, it's almost dawn, I'll carry you to see the doctor," Ling Hu bent his back, and Yu Fang puffed up his face willfully, hum! You are lucky to have me carry you on your back.
The doctor's office was open, and the doctor carefully applied medicine to Yu Fang, saying with admiration, "It's wonderful, it's really wonderful!"
That uncle, have you had enough? My name is not Jingqi, my name is Yu Fang.
"Doctor, is he okay?" Hu Zhong stared at the doctor nervously, then looked at Yu Fang's foot that was wrapped like a pig's trotter, "It's amazing, it's so amazing," what the doctor said
, causing Yu Fang and Ling Hu to get into trouble.
He treats Yu Fang's feet like a treasure; "That's enough for you! I'll jump on you to death."
"I have seen hard bones, but nothing as hard as this. When caught by a trap, only the skin was broken, and the flesh in the muscles and bones was not injured at all."
Yu Fang “…………”
Ling Hu "......"
"Screw you, it's just a broken skin. You wrapped my feet like a mummy. Believe it or not, I'll kick you to death." Yu Fang said madly.
"Brother Yu, calm down, calm down..." Ling Hu pulled Yu Fang from behind, "Thank you, doctor, my friend is a little excited, let's go first." Finally, he dragged him away.
"Brother, senior brother, where have you been? I've been looking for you for a long time." Ling Hu took Yu just a few steps out of the hospital, when a woman wearing a light green water dress came with two men wearing the same uniform.
Appear.
"Little junior sister, why are you here?"
Oh! Is this the legendary little junior sister who changed her mind and ran away with someone else, the second-rate Ling Hu’s first love? Yu Fang glanced at him lightly.
Chapter completed!