Yu Fang jumped back on the comfortable sofa, thinking quietly, and fell asleep after thinking about it, until someone shouted "...ah! Why are all the things in the cabinet turned out, is there a thief?"

Yu Fang stared and opened his cat eyes, looking guiltily at He Yongde who had just come out of the bedroom; Oh! You woke up, thank me for saving you!

Who is it? Who is it? The hateful thief, I was so evil that I took off his skin. Yu Fang's fur was so cooperative that he was shocked; eh~~ Isn't this all just to help you find medicine! You can't repay a favor with a grudge.

Ah! Even if he messed up things a little bit, it was justifiable!

Ignoring him, Yu Fang continued to watch TV, "Dabao, did you see the thief who came in yesterday? Yu Fang was picked up from the sofa by He Yongde.

Hey, brother, are you sure you are really cured? Can a cat give you the answer? Do you want me to use my little finger to help you draw a character sketch?

"Eh……"

He Yongde sighed in disappointment, put Yu Fang down, and then went to wash his face and rinse his teeth. He made a breakfast of He Bao eggs and small sausages for himself and Yu Fang. After eating, he went to clean up the objects littered on the ground. Yu Fang

I took a careful bite of the sausage, oh! Hot, hot, hot...

Seeing Yu Fang's expression of stretching his tongue after being burned, He Yongde couldn't help but smile. Since this cat came to his home, the home has become more popular. If his owner is also here, he thinks of the cat from last night.

I subconsciously felt that that person looked very much like Chen Fan when I first met him.

After packing everything, he found it strange that none of the belongings at home were missing, but the medicine box was missing a few fever-reducing pills. Could it be that that man was not interested in money? Who was he, and what kind of intentions did he have? He shook his head to clarify.

With his own thoughts, he watched Yu Fang bite into half a sausage.

He Yongde ran over and patted his head. Oh! It fell from his mouth again. He glared at He Yongde with an expression like "You're in my way." He smiled, "Baby, I have to go to work today. I'll leave the house at home."

Come and see Luo. If a thief comes in, remember to help me catch him.

Don't pat me on the head, I'll make you stupid, hurry up and go to work, I hate it.

"Bah..." The door was closed. Yu Fang stared at the door for half an hour; OK! He won't come back. He lay on the sofa again and thought about yesterday's transformation into a human.

He remembered that at that time, because he was very impatient, he was afraid of being attacked by cannon fodder, and then he seemed to cry? Yes! Yes, he remembered that it was the tears that made the light shine, and then he transformed.

Now, if I want to try crying again, I raise my white fleshy hand, and after looking at it for a few seconds, he hesitates whether to take a bite; Hey! Forget it, this method of self-mutilation will teach the little friend bad, so why don’t you try another one?

Is there a way? He remembered that there was a DVD of a sad drama in the cabinet here. When he opened the cabinet under the TV, this one was not it, and this one was not... oh! By the way, it was this one, he remembered him.

The first time I watched it, I burst into tears.

Putting the CD into the machine, Yu Fang gently jumped on the sofa and waited, "Brother, why do you want to die, brother... I don't want your eyes, brother, brother"

Oh! This is where Cannon Fodder II ran to crash a car in order to heal the terminally ill heroine, and then gave her his eyes.

"Why, why does God still want me to die even though I have my brother's eyes? Why." Oh! The heroine couldn't escape the terminal illness in the end.

Woo...woo! Why is that brother so stupid? The screenwriter is so cruel! Woo! A few crystal tears slipped out of the corners of his eyes. Yu Fang was still intoxicated by the scene where the hero hugged the heroine and walked on the beach at the end.

"Brother Minjun, don't be sad. I'm watching you from the sky, waiting for you." Ugh!... She's going to die. The heroine is so miserable! She wiped away the snot and tears from her face with her hands.

Hey! Looking at this slender human hand with five fingers, and looking further down, the organs unique to human male compatriots are exposed to the air.

"..." Can't you give me some clothes to wear?

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"Wow! Sister, look! That man is so handsome, and his long white hair is so cool!"

Yu Fang pushed up the sunglasses he was wearing. Hey, a man is too handsome. Even if he is a provocateur, he tells his mother not to make him too handsome. How can those who are not handsome live like this?

Be careful what you do if you feel too inferior and commit suicide.

If being handsome is a crime, then his crime is so serious that ten thousand years is not enough.

"Oh... look at it, his sunglasses are so stylish, and the white shirt he is wearing looks great on him."

Yu Fang gently brushed his long hair; that is, he has the face of an angel, the figure of a devil, and is just a star. He looks good in anything he wears. Even the white shirt he picked up at Cannon Fodder's house looks good on him.

Everything has become an international brand.

He turned his head slightly and smiled at the nymphomaniacs, "Hi!"

"...Ah! He is smiling at me, no...he is smiling at me."

Ignoring the cries of these lost sheep, Yu Fang strode out of the line. He remembered that the Yuehui Company owned by that scumbag was on this street.

Passing by a small fish egg shop, "Boss, do you know where Yuehui Company is?" The boss's fish egg eyes suddenly turned into star eyes. "Oh! Young man, I'd like you to buy fish eggs." He quickly took it, and Yu

Fang Shi's face was full of embarrassment: "Boss, why are you so embarrassed? Okay! He will help you eat a bunch."

Passing by a beef offal shop, "Excuse me, boss...what? I'd like to ask him to eat beef offal. I'm sorry," and then took it.

Passing by an egg waffle shop, "That old man...what? Let him try it for you, okay, let him make things difficult for you."

He was holding a fish egg in his left hand, an egg waffle in his right hand, and some beef offal in his mouth. As he was walking, suddenly the sky and the earth darkened, "What's wrong? Is it going to rain?"

Yu Fang quickly looked up and saw, oh! A huge new all-glass building fell into his eyes. He took off his sunglasses and looked carefully at the big logo on the top.

Oh! What is that sparkling thing? It blinded my cat's eyes. I looked up again and read out the big words "Yuehui Light and Shadow All Media Co., Ltd."

Wow~~Damn! This is a movie company that has a lot of gold and scumbags, right? It’s too shiny and high-end.

What, you ask him what he is doing here? Needless to say, if you want to ruin the plot, you must first start with the protagonist. Didn’t the protagonist come here to be a famous star? Let him get along with this pair of scumbags.

"Please, give me another chance. I didn't mean to be late." There was a person beside the gate, begging the other person desperately.

"Let's go, let's go, time has passed. Do you think we will still make a famous person who is not punctual? Let's go, let's go."

"Ugh... give me one more chance. Give me one more chance and let me go for an interview." Yu Fang scratched his head, which one was he acting in?

Slowly walked over and politely said hello to the fierce man, "Um, sir, I heard that I'm interviewing new people today. Where is the interview?"

"Hmph! Another timeout... Do you still want to..." The man looked at Yu Fang steadily for two seconds. "Hehehe! There is an interview! Please come with me."

Yu Fang “…………”

The crying boy "…………"

Yu Fang twitched his eyelids, this guy's face changed so quickly!

The boy cried and pulled the fierce man, "Why can he go in? Why can't he let me in?" The man looked at him with contempt and said, "If you want to be a star, go get plastic surgery and then come back."

Turning around, he pulled Yu Fang away with a smile. Yu Fang looked sympathetically at the young man separated by the glass door, eh!

Sympathy is sympathy, and the battle must be clear. One less interviewer means one less opponent. Yu Fang was taken to the interview room on the 25th floor. Originally, after a day of interviews, the interviewers all had candidates in their minds.

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Click to submit the list, oh! There is another one, his name is Yu Fang. The interviewer scolded, "With such an ordinary name, the person must also look very ordinary."

Yu Fang walked into the room nervously, "Hello teachers, my name is Yu Fang."

The whole place was silent. A certain interviewer's pen fell to the ground, rolled around, and rolled to Yu Fang's feet. He picked it up casually, walked over and handed it to the person who dropped the pen, and then used a sunny 700

Smiling and saying, "Teacher, your pen."

"My dear, it's you, the person we are looking for is you, Archangel Michael," Yu Fang asked weakly, looking at his hand that was being held tightly.

"Um, teacher, is Michael selling rice?"

All the interviewers were filled with guilt, "I can't believe it, I can't believe there is a person in this world who looks just like an angel. The archangel in Summer Night Vampire is none other than you."

Seeing all these interviewers talking enthusiastically, Yu Fang's eyes rolled a few times. Although he still couldn't figure out whether Michael was selling rice in the sky, he remembered the summer night vampire very clearly.

, isn’t it just a drama where the protagonist is treated as the villain and his old lover is treated as the decent one?

"Hey! Is this Michael selling rice there?"

Everyone "......"

"Come on...this is a contract. After you sign it, you will be the partner our company will favor in the future. Yu Fang opened it gently, and the contract was like a picture of the river beside Qingming, unfolding.

Yu Fang: "..." Why did he suddenly feel like he had fallen into a tiger's den?

"Sign it! Sign it!" Those people were like mosquitoes, noisy and noisy in Yu Fang's ears! He felt his head hurt. "Um, I'm sorry, where is the bathroom?"

Finally avoiding those people, Yu Fang pressed his head and wondered if he had a cold. Why did he suddenly have a headache? He turned a few corners and found the WC on the same floor. But he saw the three big words "At work" hanging in front of the door.

. He covered it with both hands, what to do, what to do, he was so anxious!

No matter what, he had to pee. He opened the door gently, looked left and right, "Hey? No one is there? Strange?" The standing urinator who walked to the side said, "Oh... Dajiang, oh...

The river is gone and will never return." He hummed a ditty in tune with the rhythm of his body.

"Well, don't..."

What about? Suddenly hearing a strange sound, Yu Fang was so frightened that the Yellow River stopped flowing, and he even forgot to close his trousers chain.

"Ah! Stop, someone will come in."

Huh? Huh? Huh? Yu Fang stared hard at the small single room behind him, "Ah!...Ah!" Yu Fang jumped back in fright.

Could it be the resentful spirit in the toilet? (My child, your thoughts are too pure) "Ah! Weihua, go home and do it again."

Oh! It turned out to be a physical fight in the toilet! Huh? He seemed to have heard the name of a certain scumbag just now.

"No, Leo, it's been four years. I think you're going crazy thinking about it. I can't help but tie you to the bed and do it every day."

Oh! It turned out to be Zha Gong and his old lover! I said, Zha Gong, even if you are hungry and thirsty, you can't occupy the toilet. What should I do if someone still has diarrhea?

"Ah...well, oh! Weihua...ah!"

He walked over and leaned against the door and stretched his ears. Hey! He wasn't eavesdropping because he was lustful. He was eavesdropping to find out about the enemy and analyze their emotional status so that he could make plans.
To be continued...