"I like your...smile."

ah!……

Chichi...chichi, (we don't like your smile), the trembling little yellow bird hid behind Sima Fan's arm. Yu Fang put away his greedy eyes, but, he will wait until he is raised before eating, so he will bear with it for now.

Tolerate.

"I also like Ah Fan's smile. Just smile more and don't be so sullen all day long." Sima Fan said silently, with the corners of his mouth slightly raised, wow! What's going on with this five hundred thousand volts of electricity?

Oops,~~~Yu Fang decided that if I kiss you, it’s better not to smile too much, or you’ll die.

In fact, to be honest, Sima Fan's faint smile was not really so amazing that it blinded everyone. Yu Fang came to a conclusion, it is probably like you have been eating vegetables, and suddenly

When a chicken comes, you will feel that this chicken is really beautiful and great, a masterpiece in the world.

But if you eat chicken every day, you won't be so moved. Sima Fan probably falls into this category. He doesn't like to laugh at ordinary times, but when he suddenly smiles, he feels astonished.

"..." After this smile, the room fell silent again. Damn it! Yu Fang burst into tears. Although he had a reputation for having a long tongue and could fight a shrew for three hundred rounds without losing, but for a

Xiaopan friends, I have to say that the generation gap is so big, the latest chapter of Yongzheng's Little Wife these days when I live with Sima Fan.

He has talked about all the topics he can talk about, including the recently released Pirates of Caribbean 5, the children's favorite movie Castle of Mist, and the movie Killing a Sheep and Feeding the Wolf that is now watched by many people. In short,

He talked about all the topics that he found interesting, but others just nodded and said "um" twice to show that they heard it.

Damn, you look like you are not interested in anything. Children, can't you just innocently pester your brother and ask him to tell you fairy tales?

"Do you think it's a waste of time to be with me?" What about that? Sima Fan looked at Yu Fang calmly, with an unchanging expression that couldn't tell what he was thinking. Yu Fang murmured, but in fact it's not a waste.

The problem, the problem is that there is no fun in talking. I want to read the latest comic, I want to be the most gay, I want to read silver~~

But "I never feel that being around you is a waste of time. Although it is a bit boring, it will get better in the future, won't it?" This answer is perfect enough, and there are some subtleties in the truth.

Shit, that’s enough to warm people’s hearts.

Because Sima Fan was originally just over ten years old and stunted. He has always been short. Now he is even shorter when he is sitting on the chair. He is more than 1.7 meters tall. To be honest, sometimes he looks up at the ground.

He pretends to be tall. He has nothing to do with being so tall and handsome. How can he live like a celebrity?

Yu Fang bent his knees and half-crouched beside the chair. He had to look up to see Sima Fan clearly. He stretched out one hand and gently stroked Yu Fang's face.

"Hot~" Zuoran stopped, and reluctantly left the translucent face. Yu Fang quickly touched the place where he had just been touched. Because he was a ghost, a chill would naturally come out of his whole body.

, the strange thing is that somehow, Sima Fan was able to touch him, but the process was very painful.

Because of his current zero degree, every time Sima Fan wants to be with him or act coquettishly with him (are you sure he is being coquettish), he is burned to death, and it feels like chicken wings being roasted.

If he stayed in contact for a long time, he could smell the aroma of charcoal grilling on his body.

Boss, would you like a good charcoal-grilled ghost, produced by Sima's family, it tastes very good!

Hey~~He had no choice but to use his cold hands to treat his face back and forth. It finally felt much better. When he looked up again, he saw Sima Fan's eyes looking a little sad.

"It would be great if you could find someone who belongs to the same family as you."

Eh? We belong to the same family! What do you mean? Yu Fang flashed his big eyes and asked for advice. Sima Fan smiled calmly and said, "Bu Da". Yu Fang's heart skipped a beat. Damn, this kid is really getting better and better at electricity.

It seems that when he grows up, he will become a person who can conquer the country and conquer the city. Hey, wait, isn't his wording a little wrong? Forget it, it means the same thing anyway.

"It's nothing." Sima Fan gently guided him. Although he still didn't understand many things during these days with him, Yu Fang was not a fool. He admitted that he sometimes made mistakes, but that was just to gain anger. In fact, Yu Fang was not a fool.

It's not that he is boasting, he is very smart, no.

He felt deeply from Xiao Ah Fan's eyes, which paused for three seconds before blinking, that Ah Fan was definitely occupied with something, and it seemed to have something to do with him. This was definitely not an illusion, it was true.

Okay, you have to believe it, hey, that’s enough, so-and-so, don’t look at me with suspicious eyes.

"Yu Fang...I..." It could be seen that Yu Fang was doubting, and Sima Fan felt panic in his heart. At such a young age, he had not yet learned the tricks used by adults to show off panic without losing color. Of course, he had not learned it all this time.

He can scare the other person, which is responsible for his reticence.

"Hey? Why do I always feel that it is noisier than usual today? What's wrong?" Sima Fan knew that he could deceive anyone in the world, but he was the only one. He didn't want to deceive him no matter what, just when he wanted to deceive Yu Fang

The doubts in his heart were answered, but Yu Fang's thoughts had long been attracted by the sounds outside.

Sima Fan responded and looked out the window, but he couldn't actually see anything, because the sound came from somewhere else. Looking out the window, he only saw an empty courtyard. Sunken eye sockets and black pupils.

There was a flash of gloom.

"Today is that person's birthday." Yu Fang scratched his head, turned around and saw the faint yin energy coming from Sima Fan, "Whose birthday is it?"

He asked cautiously, seeing that Sima Fan's mood suddenly took a turn for the worse. Yu Fang didn't know if he was right to ask this, but he still asked. He looked like a celestial being, but he gave birth to a three-spot mouth.

, and he hated himself for being so talkative and asking questions about everything, so annoying... Go to hell, go to hell, go to hell a hundred times (don't worry, I will satisfy you in the future)

"Sima Yi, the master of the Sima family."

Oh! It turns out to be the big boss! "..." Yu Fang froze for two seconds, that... If he remembered correctly, this belonged to the head of some family, it seemed...

"My, father." Sima Fan bit the word "father" very hard. Yu Fang understood what it meant. No one would like someone who leaves you aside, ignores you, and doesn't care whether you live or die.

The man's father gently put his hand on Sima Fan's little hand. In fact, there was a slight gap between them and there was no direct contact.

"Ah Fan, are you hungry?" Yu Fang's eyes flashed ghostly, "Do you want to..."

"I'll go to the kitchen to get you some, you wait for me..." Yu Fang jumped over again, but before Sima Fan could finish speaking, he had disappeared again.

"Eh..." Sima Fan held his forehead heavily, who could help him change his disobedient personality.

"I float..., I dodge... I hide... I crawl... I roll..." In just a few dozen meters from the house to the kitchen, Yu Fang used what 008 used in spy movies to avoid the enemy.

One hundred moves, anyway, just to prevent others from discovering him. Don't ask him to be so exaggerated about how many tens of meters of road are needed.

You don’t understand, he’s not exaggerating, he’s prepared. Ever since he found out that he was under the curse of being caught stealing chickens, dogs, and chickens, if he wants to steal chickens, dogs, or dogs again, he’ll have to be beaten to death with 170,000 points.

Mentally, this defensive state is the same as Fa Ge stealing underwear in a secret room full of infrared rays.

Shan Fengyan squinted left and right, listening in all directions, and secretly peeked into the kitchen. Except for the other parts of his body, he thought he was hiding it perfectly. (Hiding behind the pillar, you are so perfect!

)

Because it is the birthday of the head of the family, in order to prevent outsiders from knowing too much about the Sima family, the head of the family, Sima Yi, never goes out to eat. Today is his birthday and he opened fifty tables in the house. The kitchen is busy today.

It's so shocking, hehehe, Yu Fang snickered, this is the best time to steal a chicken or a dog.

Summarizing the last failure, Mr. Yu Fang came up with several key points. First, you can’t be too greedy when stealing things. If you steal a chicken leg or barbecue or something, you have to evacuate quickly. Like last time, if you steal a bag and want to

Asking for chickens was an extremely greedy act, and he made a deep self-examination.

Secondly, I have never heard of taking advantage of the fire. There are a lot of fire workers inside, and they are all so tough. If you are not careful, you will be separated again, so you have to take advantage of them when they are busy. It is best if they are too busy to get dizzy.

, everyone is busy doing a lot of work, and I don’t have the energy to pay attention to you, a transparent ghost.

Third, you can't steal too obviously. It's like someone only has one chicken. Don't be greedy and steal the whole chicken. Just remove the chicken legs. Although it is a little less, safety is the most important thing. Superiors

That’s what the leaders say.

Combining the above points, Yu Fang jumped under the stove with a shout. It was a large stove with eight stoves in front and back. In just a few minutes, dozens of dishes could be made. Oops, this posture is different from the five stoves.

A star-rated restaurant is worth a try.

To see ghosts, you have to use your yin and yang eyes, but actually using this eye is quite tiring, so the pyrotechnics automatically turned off the power no matter what. Yu Fang moved and moved, trying not to let them feel the presence of ghosts.

.But today is really busy. There are fifty tables, and each table has to serve fifteen dishes and three soups.

Therefore, the pyrotechnics should not say that they sensed any ghost energy. They themselves were about to die from exhaustion. "Oh, hehe, God help me~~~~ If I don't steal a few abalones, roast chickens, etc. from you today, how can I be worthy of God?"

Yu Fang's dog has a sharp nose. On the long table on one side, there are various cooked dishes, including his favorite roast chicken. When he thinks of taking it back, Xiao Ah Fan looks satisfied as he bites the chicken leg.

Just be happy.

But... "The roast duck next door seems to be pretty good too. It's as delicious as the Beijing roast duck. But... this roast chicken is also charred on the outside and tender on the inside~~~ What should I do? I'm so worried."

"Why don't you take them all back, the Great Pope?" the person next door said.

"I think so too, but no one noticed if I took one secretly, but it would be easy to be discovered if I took them all~~"

"………………"

His whole body felt chilly. Yu Fang pursed his lips and turned stiffly to look at the person next door.

"Hi... hello, I'll just pass by. If you guys are busy, I'll leave first..."

"...Ah..." Before Yu Fang could move, his body suddenly seemed to be pressed down by ten hippopotamuses, and he hit the marble floor heavily.

"Ah, my teeth..." If it weren't for his incorporeal body, Yu Fang would definitely believe that he would be crushed to the point of internal bleeding and even his teeth would be broken.

"What, have you made up your mind? Do you want roast chicken or roast duck?" He, who looked as handsome as a demon, slowly squatted down and slightly curved his mouth to laugh at the ant-like person in front of him.

"You are...!" The memory was like a sea, and Yu Fang silently vomited blood. In his head, which was absolutely blank in the exam, he remembered one person very clearly. He couldn't be blamed for this.

People who learn well will automatically remember.

Hey~~~ It’s really unlucky that the cowherd raised by Li Wangyao found out about stealing a chicken, but it doesn’t matter if he is just a cowherd walking around in the kitchen. I didn’t expect the Sima family to be so open.

"Home...Master~~" The pyrotechnicians were frightened and trembling when they saw the man and Yu Fang who was pressed to the ground by invisible gravity. They were so frightened that their teeth chattered. Some of them had poor psychological quality.

Okay, I cried right away.

"Master, it's none of our business. We didn't know that a ghost had sneaked in. We...we are all too busy today..."

"Shh~~" The man made a quiet gesture with his index finger between his thin lips. The whole audience was immediately silent. Even the duck whose neck was being cut forgot to scream and cry.

So, what did he just hear? Patriarch? No! Don’t be ridiculous, dig your ears... dig again... it’s better to dig them out a little more cleanly. (Dear, are you okay? It’s bleeding)
To be continued...