(Global Village Department Chat Room Notes vi)

abrook water poem

liupu(aged8) Li Qufei English translation

(mingdynasty,1368-1644)

abrookinfrontofmygate, a ditch of water in front of the door,

runstotheeastnightandday. Flowing eastward day and night.

"hey, whereare youheading,mate?" I asked where to go?

"i’mtot’vastoceanfaraway!" Cangming stopped!

176.Why use a buzz knife to kill a chicken

Huilan: If there are mosquitoes bit me, go and try some mosquito coils.

Jinyu: Why didn’t I find mosquitoes?

Huilan: I've been bitten several times by mosquitoes.

Jinyu: Why do mosquitoes keep biting you? What a pitiful person, he was bullied by mosquitoes. I wore shorts, but mosquitoes didn’t bother me.

Huilan: Your meat is bitter, my meat is sweet. Go and some mosquito coils.

Jin Yu: Obey the order.

Huilan: What's the point of clicking a piece of it?

Jinyu: Just try it or not.

Huilan: So stingy! How much money can mosquito coils be worth!

Jinyu: This is not a question of being stingy, nor is it a question of whether or not money is not.

Huilan: A plate of mosquito coils is broken into several pieces. Is there anyone as stingy as you?

Jin Yu: Without investigation, there is no right to speak. I only care about whether the action works. In early summer, there are not many mosquitoes. Are you using a "bull knife" to deal with one or two mosquitoes? One or two mosquitoes cannot make the climate, and lit a piece of mosquito coil is enough to deal with it.

Huilan: Don’t go out to make money, save on it.

Jin Yu: It is far from enough to make money alone, you should also know how to reduce expenses. If you increase revenue or not, the world will be worried.

Huilan: I just get out of the sky, I only care about the present.

Jin Yu: I cannot live without the present, I am doing it well. Doing things is practical, and one piece can be used to the outside world, so why use one plate? It is also very comfortable to use one plate for seven nights. Using one plate for one night is a waste of resources. The trademark is marked and the mosquito coils are slightly toxic. It is also specially emphasized that you should keep it away from children and wash your hands in time after use.

Huilan: There is always a set of reasons, why didn’t I see it at all?

Jin Yu: Because I turn a blind eye, I can't help but lose a lot of money. When there are too many mosquitoes, I will increase or decrease it in time. To deal with the invasion of "foreign enemies", you need to weigh the severity. It is best to be able to defeat the more with less. Now one or two mosquitoes cannot cause much storm. Why fear the buzzing sound? A piece of mosquito coil can resist it. You can rest assured and dream every night.

Attachment: Mosquitoes are also greedy for profit and like the following types of people.

1. Sweat a lot. 2. Strong milk smell. 3. Wear darker clothes. 4. People with higher body temperature and exhaled more carbon dioxide.

5. Pregnant women have twice the chance of being bitten by mosquitoes than other women.6. People who drink alcohol are also prone to mosquitoes.

7. People who wear makeup are more likely to attract mosquitoes than people who don’t. 8. Type A blood.
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