(Global Village Department Chat Room Notes vi)

abrook water poem

liupu(aged8) Li Qufei English translation

(mingdynasty,1368-1644)

abrookinfrontofmygate, a ditch of water in front of the door,

runstotheeastnightandday. Flowing eastward day and night.

"hey, whereare youheading,mate?" I asked where to go?

"i’mtot’vastoceanfaraway!" Cangming stopped!

75. Fishing

Bo Feng: Brother, what are you doing?

Shadow: Go fishing. It’s time for the Chinese New Year, just catch a few fish for the Spring Festival.

Feng Bo: What a joke! Why don’t you bring small commodities when fishing without a fishing rod?

Shadow: Go fishing on the street. Do you have anything to understand?

Feng Bo: You are stupid, you are talking stupid in broad daylight.

Shadow: You are stupid. I wholesale these small commodities from Guangcai Market and distributed them to pedestrians for free.

Bo Feng: When did you think of doing charity? I really underestimated my brother.

Shadow: Don't say so noble.

Feng Bo: Do ​​you still want someone to say nobility? You are already practicing it.

Shadow: My face is almost red when I say it, so you should say less. I will tell you the truth. These small commodities are not valuable, they just want to get close to each other.

Feng Bo: What's the purpose of getting me close to me when I was said?

Shadow: People die for money and birds die for food, of course they want to make a fortune.

Feng Bo: I really can’t figure it out if I give it back for free.

Shadow: If you can’t figure it out, just think slowly and wait until the fish takes the bait to invite you to dinner.

Feng Bo: Don’t hide it, tell me your tricks.

Shadow: Actually, it is not a secret. Those with a little wise mind can tell you. Give small gifts for free to seize the other party’s trust. Temptation the enemy deep into the mouth and spit out lotus flowers. Make some fake big signs and invite "big experts" in. Promote product, which is very evident, makes people believe it and induces the other party to pay.

Feng Bo: Can you make money by selling him and buying it?

Shadow: Oh, why are you so confused? The product is low and the price is dozens of times higher than the original price. Can you not dream about the money of snowflakes?

Feng Bo: I never believe in this trouble. If I don’t eat bait, you can’t catch it.

Shadow: Can you represent the millions of people?

Feng Bo: I can only represent myself.

Shadow: Isn’t this the case? The purchase price of one hundred yuan is luxuriously packaged, and the promotion of "experts" will be sold for tens of millions of yuan, which is generally no problem.

Feng Bo: Be careful of being exposed and caught in the work room.

Shadow: The wishes take the bait and carry out the secret. It is no problem to open the joints.

Feng Bo: It seems that my brothers have more than 10 million yuan in assets?

Shadow: You are too underestimating. I tell you quietly that it is almost 100 million.

Bo Feng: Don’t scare me, I’m timid. I have only seen a million people, and I don’t dare to think about it, let alone over 100 million people.

Shadow: The timid one step is on the side. I'm going to fish.
Chapter completed!