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2017 Pokémon CD New Year's Show(1/4)

"Now we broadcast the 2017 Pokémon CD New Year's greeting show for you..." In front of the TV, a green-clothed brown-haired boy was kneading melon seeds, while watching the special program broadcast by the CD League a few days ago.

"Why is this again? Xiaosheng, you have watched it three times!" Xiaoyao, who passed by the living room, saw Xiaosheng playing the show again, shook his head helplessly.

"What, sister, don't you care about not invited you there at that time." Xiaosheng said casually, but unexpectedly, Xiaoyao behind him was approaching step by step...

"Ah! Sister, I was wrong! Look, it's starting!" Xiaosheng struggled while pointing at the two hosts who appeared on the screen to explain part-time...

(ps: The following is the New Year's greetings part...)

"The Year of the Rooster is here, I wish you all good health and all the best in the new year!" (Combined)

A Peng: "Hey~ Why didn't Qianxue see you? Let's wish you all a happy new year?"

Xiaoyong: "It seems like we are going to invite the host. Are we on the show now?"

Brother Ji: "That's not, it's a live broadcast~ It's a pity that Miss Qinyin couldn't come..."

Everyone: "Hmm?"

Brother Ji: "Uh...I'm talking about what kind of host is so popular, and I have to ask the eldest lady to invite him in person..."

Xiao Ye: "I don't know, I heard that they seem to be two very famous commentators in China... But this is not the point, okay, the point is, there are three beauties who are present today, hehehe..."

Shin-hsien (patted Xiaoye's shoulder): "Brother, don't think too much, they are not your food..."

Xiaoying (in the ear): "Miss Lingzi, what are those boys doing?"

Okayama Ling: "Don't pay attention to them, you must be thinking about something bad, except him..."

Lei Si: "Ah Yeh! I'm wearing a little bit today. Shinji should not catch a cold outside..."

Xiaozhi: "I heard that the program team is in charge of the meals, is this true?"

Everyone: "..."

Five minutes later.

Chixue: "Everyone has been waiting for a long time. Now I am bringing you a Pokémon CD New Year's greeting show. This program is sponsored by Suzuki Group. All props and food are provided by Suzuki Group and specially broadcasted by Suzuki Group broadcasting station."

Everyone: "..."

Xiaoyong: "Then, where is the host you hired? Could it be that you contracted it alone, right?"

Qianxue: "Don't worry, let's invite the famous Chinese League of Legends commentator, wawa and Miller to make a brilliant debut!"

wawa (hereinafter referred to as doll): "I'm very happy to meet everyone. Today I was fortunate to be invited by Suzuki Group to host this show. To be honest, Miller and I were very excited."

Miller: "Yes, today we have the honor to know everyone present, especially the one on the far left, Mr. God Peng, right? He won the championship in three major leagues at the age of 14. It is indeed worthy of his reputation~"

A Peng (sadly scratched his head): "I have heard of the names of the two commentators, but it means that they will appear here..." (After saying that, we turned our eyes to Qianxue...)

Qianxue: "Yes, our finale program today is the battle stage, but before that, there will be a few more games, baby, please start."

Doll: "Okay, then we will start our first part without further ado, ask..."

Miller: "Hey hey hey, you haven't selected someone yet, why are you anxious?"

Doll: "Oh, sorry, audience friends, I almost forgot that the first thing we have to do is to select people. Staff, you can use props!" Doll shouted to the backstage.

At this time, a sexy beauty wearing a cheongsam came, holding an opaque lottery box in her hand.

Miller: "Okay, let me introduce the rules of the game. You ten people have to be divided into two groups to fight, so first of all, you can decide the team you are in by drawing lots. Now there are ten notes in the box, corresponding to ten numbers. The odd number is one team, and the even number is another team."

Baby: "Please line up and draw in turn..."

Three minutes later, the odd team side: A Peng, Shin-shi, Okayama Ling, Xiaoye, and Ji Ge. The even team side: Xiaozhi, Xiaoyong, Lei Si, Xiaoying, and Qianxue.

Xiao Ye: "I protest, I don't like bullying girls, so I apply to exchange with Xiaozhi in the other team."

Xiaozhi: "Yes~"

Qianxue: "The protest is invalid, continue."

Miller: "Okay, now ask the teams on both sides to send a captain and give your team a name."

A Peng: "Who of you wants to be the captain?"

Everyone took a step back.

A Peng: "Okay, let me take the blame. Then you should always give some suggestions for the team's name."

Brother Ji: "How about calling it 'Tianba Team'?"

Xiao Ye: "No, I think it should be called 'fishion' team, A Peng, what do you think?"

A Peng: "Uh... Do Miss Lingzi have any good ideas?"

Yu Fang Ling: "How is the 'Lei Light' team?" After saying that, he looked at everyone, "Then I think of another... 'On the World', what do you think?"

Shin-shi: "Well, this one is good, it's a kingly demeanor. Captain, just it."

A Peng (nodding): "Then we will be called the 'Dubu Tianxia' team." As he said that, he turned his head over, "Hey, how are you doing there?"

Xiaoyong: "No, this name is too shameful."

Qianxue: "It was decided so happily, the 'Magic Girl' team!"

Xiaoyong: "You are using the captain to order the team members..."

Qianxue: "Where do I have it? Xiaoying, are this team good?"

Xiaoying: "Well, I think it's okay."

Xiaoyong: "What kind of teammates are these...555555"

Two minutes later.

Doll: "Okay, now both sides have chosen the captain. Now, please ask your two teams to shout your slogans!"

Team Apeng: "You are the only one in the world, and you are surrendering!"

Team Xiaoyong (captain is depressed): "The magic girl, it means the moon to destroy you!"

Miller: "Then let's start our first session today, the Q&A session. Now there are two quizers in front of you. The first one to press the button and answer the correct one can have a chance to punish the opponent's team. On the contrary, if the answer is wrong, then the team will also accept the punishment."

Xiaoyong: "I'll go, do you want to cheat like this? There are punishments. The question will not be very perverted. What if I can't answer it?"

Doll: "Uh...it's a normal question, it won't happen that way. If there is no problem, let's start."

Miller: "Please hold the scoring machine in your hands and vote your most precious votes for your favorite team. Friends in front of the TV can also download our official app to vote. We will give you a beautiful gift afterwards."

Doll: "First question, is the pattern on the belly of the mosquito coil frog clockwise or counterclockwise? Please answer quickly!"

Xiaoyong (first press): "Counterclockwise! I have a fast swim frog myself, and your question is completely pediatric for me."

Doll: "Haha, congratulations to Xiaoyong for his wrong answer! The correct answer is: The pattern of the belly of the mosquito coiled frog is clockwise."

Xiaoyong: "Nani? But I clearly remember it ~"

A Peng (who had no choice but to cover his face): "Idiot, mosquito repellent tadpoles and fast swimming frogs are counterclockwise, while mosquito repellent frogs are clockwise."

Miller: "That's right, when the mosquito coil frog evolves into a fast-swimming frog again, the pattern on the abdomen will change back to its original counterclockwise. Please select the corresponding punishment in our penalty box below."

Xiaoyong (swallowed): "It's not good to go out, please don't be too miserable to punish ~"

Opening the note, Xiaoyong breathed a sigh of relief, which read: All the team members had twenty push-ups each.

Xiaoyong: "Fortunately, twenty push-ups are nothing, you should be fine, right?"

Xiaoying: "The breeder college also has physical training classes, so I have no problem."

Qianxue: "I usually go to the gym."

Xiaozhi: "Well, what is 'push ups'?"

Everyone: "..."

Three minutes later.

Baby: "It seems that everyone has exercises on weekdays. It's okay to get twenty push-ups, except..."

Xiaozhi: "What kind of sport is this? It's so rare..."

A Peng (talking to himself): "I think Xiaoyao is better than him..."

Finally, I waited for Xiaozhi to finish twenty push-ups.

Miller: "The following is the second question. This question is not limited to time. Please tell me three Pokémons that are not fighting but can use the 'shot on the earth'."

Xiaozhi (press the button immediately): "That... Big Armor, Heraclus, Happy Egg."

Miller: "The answer is wrong, please continue to answer!"

A Peng (fast eyes and quick hands): "Big breast cans, Flamingo and...Arceus."

Doll: "The answer is correct."

Xiaoyong: "Damn, this is OK! Arceus..."

Miller: "In fact, Arceus's family will have all non-exclusive tricks." (Exclusive tricks: Digaluca's Roar of Time, Paluci's Space Slit, and Deodchis's Spiritual Supercharge, etc.)

Xiaoyong, who came to the penalty box again, had obviously not the same face as before. Anyway, the punishment was just some physical exercise, and he was completely worthy of it.

Open the note and it said: Ask all the team members to lick their noses with their tongues or ask the captain to dance an Indian dance.
To be continued...
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