A single fitness coach with a muscle in his early twenties accidentally traveled through time in a spring dream!

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In the thirteenth year of Zhenguan, outside Chang'an City.

Emperor Tang Li Shimin, with civil and military officials, prepared to seek scriptures and see off for Tang Monk in the West.

At this moment, everyone was incredible. Tang Seng sat on the horse's back, dressed in disheveled clothes, shaking back and forth, and his expression was unrestrained.

The picture is so beautiful, eye-catching!

"Brother Yu, you are..."

Li Shimin widened his eyes.

I was fine just now, but now I feel like I am having epilepsy and swaying around immediately.

"Brother Yu, brother Yu!"

Li Shimin raised his voice and tried to wake him up.

The ministers covered their faces and looked embarrassed. How could a monk behave indecently, and even some difficult actions were unheard of.

Hearing the noisy sound, Tang Monk slowly opened his eyes and the picture became clear. People standing around the city were wearing ancient clothes and wearing cassocks.

"State of the God of Horse?"

Suddenly, Tang Monk's head hurt and a stream of memory penetrated into his mind.

When they traveled to Tang Seng, the people in front of them were just to get the scriptures and see them off!

Before Tang Monk traveled through time, he read many online novels. He was not surprised by the bloody plots such as time traveled through time and rebirth, and quickly accepted his new identity.

A beautiful woman was flying in the sky, wearing lotus, holding a bottle of willows in her hand, with ice-skinned skin, melon-shaped face, slim figure, beautiful hair like a waterfall, and fairy-like aura.

"Guanyin zuolian, so beautiful!"

Tang Seng was a single dog in his previous life and was watching him in a daze.

"Seng Tang, since you promised to obtain the scriptures in the West, you can put away these utensils."

Guanyin waved her hand and saw a cassock, a Zen stick, etc. appear on the ground.

Damn it!

Who agreed to obtain the scriptures? It must be that stupid man from Tang Seng.

Tang Seng cursed in his heart, wondering if there were monsters on the road.

Guanyin left, and the ministers knelt down one after another. Tang Monk's eyes were burning and he couldn't help but shout: "Goodbye Sister Guanyin!"

When Guanyin left, she turned her head and looked at Tang Seng strangely, and always felt something was wrong.

"The gods are really powerful, flying around!"

Tang Seng murmured, adding, "Guanyin is so energetic, it's better to be my wife."

Li Shimin, who was kneeling down to worship, was so scared that he burst into tears of sweat when he heard this.

Seeing that Guanyin was not blamed, Li Shimin breathed a sigh of relief and stood up: "Brother Yu, let's go on the road, we will send you to the West!"

"I give you my first!"

Tang Monk couldn't help but fight back, sending the West to the West in the 21st century meant a swearing person.

Li Shimin was angry and his face changed slightly.

"presumptuous!"

The old eunuch behind him shouted angrily.

Tang Monk had a sudden inspiration, thought of his identity, and changed his words: "I gave you a head, which means to kowtow to the Buddha of the West, and bless the Tang Dynasty forever."

“So great!”

After hearing this, Li Shimin laughed, "Brother Yu, I will give you my green horse, so I will treat you well."

Thinking of Tang Monk shaking around on the horse's back just now, Li Shimin felt that if this continues, the horse will be alive soon.

"Brother Yu will set off now, be careful on the way!"

"etc!"

Tang Monk touched his shriveled belly and checked his luggage, but he didn't even have dry food.

There are so many palace maids, but I won’t give you a few more enjoyment before leaving.

Go to the scriptures?

It’s impossible, there are monsters on the road, so stupid, and they die in vain. Tang Seng is going to bring enough dry food to find a place to hide it first, and then find an opportunity to travel back.

"Brother Yu, what else is there?"

Li Shimin held Tang Seng's hand and asked with concern.

"Bring more food, I'm afraid I won't be able to cook vegetarian food on the way."

This requirement is reasonable.

"Come here, get more steamed buns and bread for Yudi."

Li Shimin waved his hand.

“Bring more roast chicken.”

In his previous life, Tang Monk was a foodie and I heard that Tang roast chicken was delicious for a long time.

“Roasted chicken?”

Li Shimin was stunned. How could monks eat meat?

"That's right, you will inevitably encounter beggars on your way out of the Tang Dynasty. I, Buddha, are merciful, how can I watch them suffer?"

"This is reasonable!"

Li Shimin slapped his thigh and woke up and said, "How can I bring two? Take fifty! Spread it to beggars along the way, showing the dignity of the Tang Dynasty!"

"I'm a mi-haired man, the emperor is mighty!"

When I knew that Tang Monk was traveling west, there was a time when gongs and drums in Chang'an sounded, firecrackers were ringing, and the yangge team was also coming, and the whole country was farewell.

"Stop when you are tired of running, don't break the horse."

"OK!"

Tang Monk agreed repeatedly, staring at the horse. The horse was strong and had a bright mane. He was worried that he had nothing to eat after finishing the roast chicken. He was thinking about whether to eat it while roasting, stewing or fried.

If you know that Tang Seng is thinking this way, the emperor must go crazy.

At this time, a eunuch brought two glasses of fine wine.

Li Shimin handed Tang Seng a cup, then picked up a cup himself and said, "Brother, I am here to practice it for you, I hope you will return safely as soon as possible!"

"Okay, do it!"

Tang Monk drank it all in one sip.

Li Shimin had an illusion that he seemed not to be facing a monk, but a generous man.

"Brother Ma, let's go and drive!"

Tang Monk ran out for more than ten miles in one breath, stopped under the Bodhi tree to rest, and fell asleep unknowingly.

"Ding, congratulations on opening the monster-killing system!"

"Who is speaking?"

Tang Seng suddenly woke up and asked loudly.

At the same time, a system panel appeared in Tang Monk's mind.

Host: Monk Tang

Level: Level 1 (0/10)

Experience: 0 points

Wealth: None

Rank: Plastic

Skill: None

"Master, I am your system."

Electronic synthesized sound channel.

"I don't want any shit system, I just want to travel back!"

Tang Seng was upset and said something.

"Master, just raise the system level to the highest and become the strongest in the world, and go wherever you want."

"real?"
To be continued...