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Chapter 145 An Uneasy One, Teach You to Be a Man!(2/2)

Bajie didn't understand.

Bang!

Tang Monk picked up the Zen Staff and smashed it to the place where Bajie was poisoned, and black water gurgled out of the wound.

Ao!

"Master, it's going to hurt so much!"

Bajie cried again, making a powerful noise, and even the birds within a radius of ten miles were so scared that they flapped their wings and fled.

"It's true!"

Tang Monk thought to himself, "As long as there is strong noise, it is difficult to exert one percent of the strength of the scorpion spirit!"

The biggest weakness of the scorpion spirit is that it cannot resist strong noise.

What's the noise is more powerful?

Tang Monk thought about it, and it was very crazy to hear it!

As a time traveler, his mind is very active. Tang Monk's eyes suddenly lit up: "Well, teach Bajie to sing!"

In the 21st century society, Teacher Gong Linna's divine song is circulating. Every time Tang Seng thinks of that voice, he has the urge to commit suicide.

"Bajie, let me teach you a song "Tenius"!"

Tang Monk was very excited.

"Master, my old pig is in pain and I don't want to sing!"

Bajie had a frustrated face and was beaten with a stick by his master just now, feeling half-dead.

"This song can conquer the Scorpion Spirit!"

"oh."

Bajie didn't have much enthusiasm, so he responded lightly.

"As long as you learn this song, confess your love to the girl in the future, and you will be sure to succeed!"

Tang Monk said anxiously, "Like Gao Cuilan, Chang'e, etc., as long as you sing, they will fall in love with you every minute!"

"real?"

Bajie Gulu got up from the ground, "Master, teach me quickly, I, old pig, you must learn to sing!"

Sure enough, it's still a good woman.

"Come on, that's how it sang!"

Tang Monk was chanting and desperately recalling the tune of "Tenius" to Bajie.

"What is this lyrics? It doesn't sound nice at all, it seems like a ghost!"

Bajie looked disbelief, "Master, is this song so good to confess?"

"It's a must, girl!

Tang Monk nodded firmly.

"Okay, I'll try singing it!"

Bajie coughed twice, brewed a little, and started singing:

"ah

Ahhhhh

Ah hee hee

Ah, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, he

Ah hee hee hee hee

Ah

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

As long as you listen to this song, people can't help but think of a chicken that is about to lay eggs, but cannot find the chicken coop. They feel pain, helplessness, conflict, and uneasy.

As soon as he started singing, the Scorpion Sperm responded!

"ah!!!"

The scorpion squatted on the ground with his head in his arms, his hands frantically, his expression was painful, and he shouted, "Stop calling, Grandpa Pig, please stop singing!"

...
Chapter completed!
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