Chapter 156 The battered Guanyin!(1/2)
"Bodhisattva, please judge my old grandson!"
While Guanyin was doing beauty, a strange sound suddenly came from outside, which scared her to shivering, and the cucumber slices on her face fell off.
"who?"
Guanyin scolded, these cucumbers were given by Tang Monk, which was shameful to let outsiders know.
"Bodhisattva, it's my old grandson!"
Two Wukongs rushed in.
Tang Seng followed, followed closely behind.
"He is fake, I am real!"
"I'm the real one, he's fake!"
"Do you dare to let the Bodhisattva see it?"
"Look at it, who is afraid of who?"
The two Wukongs were noisy.
When Guanyin saw Tang Monk come, he pulled down all the cucumber slices on his face and pretended to be hypocritical.
"Two Goku?"
Guanyin looked at it curiously, completely beyond her expectations.
"He is fake, I am real!"
"I'm true!"
The two Wukongs shouted.
Guanyin frowned and raised her head: "Or, if you two fight, whoever wins is true!"
When Tang Seng heard this, he said that Guanyin was too lazy.
"No, the two Wukongs have fought for less than dozens of rounds, and there is no difference in the victory or defeat!"
Tang Monk explained.
"Oh, that's it..."
Guanyin nodded awkwardly.
"Bodhisattva, do you remember that I gave me three life-saving hairs to help me, Lao Sun, and you can try it, it's still on the back of my head!"
A Wukong thought of something and walked over to Guanyin to check it out.
"oh?"
Guanyin looked closely and found that it was true, "You are real!"
"Bodhisattva, I, Lao Sun, have it too!"
Another Wukong walked forward and asked Guanyin to check it out.
"You are true too!"
Guanyin said again.
Tang Seng was sweating, could Guanyin take a snack? He actually said that both of them were true!
"Bodhisattva, my old grandson's golden cudgel will not be fake. It can be thick or thin, long or short. Do you think it is true?"
A Wukong stood the golden cudgel on the ground.
"You are true!"
Guanyin looked at the golden cudgel and said.
"Bodhisattva, look at my stick again, it can be thick or thin, long or short!"
Another Wukong was anxious.
"Ah, it can be thick or thin, you are also real!"
Guanyin stroked the golden cudgel, her eyes lit up, and a trace of reverie flew across her eyes.
"Guanyin, can you rely on some points and can you tell the truth or the false?"
Tang Monk rolled his eyes and was very depressed.
After hearing this, Guanyin was embarrassed and looked at Tang Seng disdainfully, and said angrily: "Of course I can tell, what are you anxious about?"
"Okay, I'm not in a hurry, then you can tell me quickly!"
Tang Seng said angrily.
"Ahem..."
Guanyin coughed dryly and became serious, "I'll recite the tight hoop curse. Whoever has a headache will be true!"
"Something makes sense."
Tang Monk nodded.
"Of course, I am Guanyin Bodhisattva!"
Guanyin snorted softly, a little proud.
"Bodhisattva, then you can start quickly!"
The two Wukongs said at the same time.
Guanyin pinched the orchid finger and recited it in her mouth: "*&¥¥%#%@¥#%¥%..."
Soon, both Wukong covered their heads and screamed in pain.
"it hurts!"
"It hurts so much, please stop thinking about the Bodhisattva!"
"I, Lao Sun, can't stand it anymore!"
"My head is about to explode!"
...
The two Wukongs rolled on the ground, in great pain.
“Is this method easy to use?”
Tang Seng couldn't bear it and could not bear to see Wukong suffer.
"I just started chanting, why are you anxious? Reading for a while should you separate the true and false!"
Guanyin glared at her eyes and was very unhappy.
"You can pull it off, stop bullying me, Kongkong!"
Tang Monk stepped forward to stop him.
Guanyin stopped chanting the mantra soon!
"Guanyin, do you see who is true and who is false?"
The two Wukong asked anxiously.
"this……"
Guanyin's face turned embarrassed, and she felt that both were real.
Click!
Tang Monk felt a little hungry, took a cucumber from the bamboo basket on the ground, took a bite, and said, "It's better to let me try it if you tell the truth!"
"you?"
Guanyin looked at Tang Monk in surprise and felt a little funny. She couldn't do it. Can Tang Monk do it?
"Why do you look at me with this kind of eyes?"
Tang Monk suddenly changed his face, and he quickly took out the cucumber in his mouth, and said in surprise, "You can't use this cucumber, right?"
"Tang Sanzang, you're enough!"
Guanyin really wanted to tie up Tang Monk and taught her a lesson, but she actually dared to desecrate her!
“…”
The two Wukong didn't understand what they were saying, and looked confused.
"Tang Sanzang, what's the solution? Use it quickly and don't be slander!"
Guanyin was not convinced, and she couldn't tell the true or false Wukong. How could Tang Seng do it?
"I chant the tight hoop curse. Whoever has a headache will be the true Wukong!"
Tang Monk stood up.
"Tang Sanzang, I tried this method just now, it's useless!"
To be continued...