Finally, after much persuasion, Gao Cuilan was finally persuaded to leave.

Tang Monk lay on the bed, tossing and turning, unable to fall asleep.

If it were before time travel, if there was such a love-infatuated girl, Tang Seng would have married her without hesitation.

In this life, Tang Monk had too many things to do.

I was bored, Tang Monk used scientific methods to analyze whether Gao Cuilan would be happy if she married Zhu Bajie.

1. Appearance.

Each person and a pig are not at all. Gao Cuilan is a beauty, and Zhu Bajie looks ugly and has the feeling of being a beauty with a beast.

2. Diet.

Zhu Bajie had an amazing appetite. Gao Cuilan married him and was exhausted just by cooking, and even ate the Gao family.

3. Life in bed after marriage.

The unilateral testicle egg of a pig weighs about 150-220 grams, and the pig takes 5-20 minutes a day; the pig's bottom is slender, which is very different from that of humans.

Generally, a boar can have sex at 28 weeks, and still have the ability to give birth to a baby at the age of 8. If it is opened, a boar can have tens of thousands of offspring.

Give it a group of sows, it can create a nation.

Thinking of this, Zhu Bajie's small cannon is constantly running, and Gao Cuilan is under extremely pressure and may be exhausted at any time.

According to historical records, Zhu Bajie had an ex-wife before, named Essayer.

The good times after marriage did not last long and died in less than a year.

Now when you think about it, it’s terrible to think about it carefully!

4. Reproduction.

Humans and pigs belong to different species.

The number of chromosomes of pigs (2n) is between 36 and 38.

The composition of chromosomes of human females: 22 autosomes X.

Whether the child born is a boy or a girl, can you really conceive a baby?

Tang Seng couldn't help but question and finally concluded that asking Gao Cuilan to marry him would be happier than marrying Zhu Bajie.

"Bajie is more suitable to find a sow."

This is Tang Monk’s conclusion.

As the night became deeper, Tang Seng slowly fell asleep.

...

Early the next morning, Gao Laozhuang was in an uproar.

It turned out that Wukong captured Bajie.

The yard was filled with people, pointing fingers.

"Hmph, what are you looking at!"

Zhu Bajie was covered in dust and it seemed that he was tormented by Wukong last night.

After the original appearance is revealed, the big belly and two big ears look like a palm-leaf fan.

"Dad, it turns out that he is a pig demon."

Gao Cuilan hid behind Gao Taigong and was very scared.

"Madam, you don't know me, I'm your husband."

"Don't talk nonsense!"

Tang Monk came out at this time.

"Master, this pig demon said that he is the guidance of the Bodhisattva and is waiting for the scholar here."

Wukong explained.

"Master, I'll be bowed to you by my old pig!"

Zhu Bajie knelt in front of Tang Monk, looking similar to those in previous TV series...

"Since it is the Bodhisattva's guidance, then you are the second senior brother, and you will give the teacher the name Bajie."

Tang Seng finished speaking, the white dragon horse not far away was unhappy and hummed twice.

Yes, White Dragon Horse is the second one to conquer, so he should be the second senior brother.

Everyone in Gaolaozhuang was very happy to see the pig demon apprenticeship and want to follow him to travel west.

Only Gao Cuilan, with tears in her eyes, pulled the corner of Gao Taigong's clothes and said coquettishly: "Dad, think of a solution!"

"Daughter, what can dad do? Haven't you heard the pig demon say that Tang Monk's pursuit of scriptures in the West is the will of the Bodhisattva. How dare we mortals disobey it?"

Bajie's eyes searched in the crowd and soon found Gao Cuilan.

"Madam, I want to follow Tang Monk to seek scriptures in the West. When I come back, we will continue to marry!"

"Idiot, you are so ugly, how can a girl like you? At least she should be worthy of her master."

Wukong laughed.

"We monks have long eliminated the silence of being a master, and being a master is no exception. How can you joke about the master?"

Tang Monk had a straight face.

The happiest thing today is Gao Taigong. The monster was subdued, and the haze shrouded on Gao Laozhuang finally dissipated, and you can live a normal life in the future.

The monster was surrendered, Gao Laozhuang was happy, gongs and drums shook the sky, and a big banquet was held.

Old Mrs. Gao took out five hundred taels of silver and said to Tang Monk: "You have worked hard all the way to obtain the scriptures in the West. You will take these money to use on the road."

Tang Monk naturally wanted to be polite, and it was indecent to accept it immediately.

"We are monks. When we meet a village and ask for food, how dare we receive gold, silver and wealth?"

When Bajie heard this, he became anxious and said to Gao Taigong: "Father-in-law, you see, I have been your son-in-law for you for several years. I have done a lot of work in the fields. I don't know how many pieces of clothes have been worn out. I don't want this money, so I want it!"

As he said that, he put it in his pocket.

"Bajie, if we monks receive a trace of bribe, it will be difficult to practice a thousand disasters, and the Western Paradise is destined to be unable to obtain the Western Paradise!"

Tang Seng talked happily.

"That's the case, do you really want it?"

Gao Taigong did not want to destroy Tang Monk's great cause of seeking scriptures.

Just as the silver was about to be recovered, Tang Seng quickly said: "Wukong, this is all good intentions of Gao Taigong. Otherwise, we can take it. Even if we don't need it, we can disperse it to the poor people along the way."

“It’s right.”

Gao Taigong followed suit.

"Can you help exchange it for a silver note? This is convenient."

"Can."

Gao Taigong found someone to exchange it for silver notes.

Since Tang Monk showed off his wealth in Guanyin Academy, he wiped his butt with a silver note.

Since then, Tang Monk has been particularly fond of silver notes.

"Wukong, go and lead the horse to get on the road."

Tang Monk urged Tao.

After hearing this, Bajie advised: "Master, there is land here to live and eat. We can rest for a few more days here, so that I can eat and drink enough and have the energy to rush on the road."

"You fool know how to eat."

Wukong pulled Bajie's ear and Bajie screamed in pain: "Brother Monkey, I was wrong, be gentle!"

"You fool forgot the Bodhisattva's words. If you stay, stay. After we leave, Guanyin collects your magic power and lets you be a pig for life, and everyone will beat you."

Sun Wukong analyzed the pros and cons of Bajie.

Bajie's eyes rolled around. If he lost his magic power, he would definitely be bullied by others. He might end up being made into a roasted suckling pig.

"Master, I, the old pig, was joking just now. Look, Brother Monkey took it seriously."

"Okay, pack your luggage and get ready to go!"

Tang Monk reminded.

I spent several days in Gaolaozhuang and had no experience in accounting. I have only been at level 15 in plastic since the Tang Dynasty. I have only been at level 15 in plastic. It is the main thing to fight monsters and upgrade.

...

The master and apprentice embarked on the westward journey again.

Tang Seng rode the white dragon and Wukong was exploring the way in front. Bajie carried his luggage with dissatisfaction: "I just knew to bully me honest people."
To be continued...