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Chapter 25 This monk is disgusting!

Wukong and Bajie crossed mountains and ridges, conducted a carpet-style search, and walked around the wormwood that was tall by one person.

When Tang Seng woke up, he found himself tied to a monster cave.

Several little demons were looking at Tang Monk happily:

"King, this is the Tang monk who went to the West to worship Buddha and pray for scriptures. He could live forever by eating a piece of meat. Now, it is difficult to live forever without wanting to live for such an opportunity."

"Okay, let's cook this Tang Monk now, let the young people taste it, and live forever together!"

This should be the Huangfeng Monster. Tang Monk looked him up and down, wearing deer leather boots, a purple gold belt tied around his waist, a scattered eyebrows and a string of beards on his mouth.

If he was beaten to death, he would have been able to exchange for a lot of experience. Thinking of this, Tang Seng smiled and nodded.

"Look, this monk is still laughing when he is tied up. This is a great disrespect to our monsters. Young people, I will carry Tang Monk to the pot and cook it now!"

Others were so scared that they were trembling when they were caught. Tang Monk was so calm and laughed, which made Huang Feng Monster very embarrassed and was so angry that he wanted to cook Tang Monk now.

When Tang Seng heard this, he was anxious. Huang Feng Monster was so impatient!

According to the normal plot, we should wait for Wukong Bajie to rescue him first, and Tang Seng doesn't want to be their food.

"etc!"

In order to avoid being eaten in advance, Tang Seng deliberately delayed the time, "I have two disciples with powerful magic. If you dare to touch a hair of my hair, they will never let you go!"

"Who is your apprentice?"

Huang Fengqi asked curiously.

"Sun Wukong, who made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace five hundred years ago!"

"Marshal Tianpeng, who is in charge of the 80,000 naval forces in Tianhe,"

"If you know the truth, please let me go quickly and serve me with delicious food and drink. Otherwise, my two apprentices would have stepped on your Huangsha Ridge and dug your lair!"

Tang Monk blew around and didn't know if the monster bought it.

Huang Feng Monster frowned. He had heard of these two names, but he was indeed a bit difficult to deal with, but he had to eat Tang Monk's meat that was so good.

The Huangfeng Monster is a yellow rat spirit, and his eyes are dripping, and he immediately plans to get his mind.

"Then Sun Houzi and Zhu Bajie will not be able to find this place for a while. Why don't we eat Tang Seng first? When they really come to the door, we will not even have bone residue left. Let's see where they look for it?"

Huang Feng Monster was proud and waved his hand, "Little ones, cook Tang Monk now and make a fire immediately!"

I'll make a straw!

These monsters do not play according to common sense, and their immediate hedonism is serious, which surprised Tang Monk.

As he said that, the little demon wanted to carry Tang Monk, who was tied up in a large manner, and throw it into the pot.

"etc!"

Tang Seng is like an ant on a hot pan. He must stop it at this time, otherwise if it is really cooked, what monsters will be beaten or upgraded.

Huang Feng Monster looked impatient: "You monk is so busy with trouble. You can say something and say nothing, and you can do it quickly!"

Puff, puff!

Just as I said I had farts to play, Tang Seng actually played it, and it was a series of sounds, with different pitches of farts, and he could even play wonderful music.

The monsters covered their noses one after another, and this fart was too smelly. Tang Seng suddenly realized that there would be no big number in a few days.

Last night, I ate a lot of soybeans at the farmer's house.

Then Tang Monk had an idea flashed and had an idea.

"My devil brothers, I am not in good health these days, my stomach is not very comfortable, and the shit in my stomach is extremely smelly. I believe you smelled the stinky smell just now. Think about it, it doesn't matter if I cooked me, that's a pot of shit soup. Do you really put it on your mouth?"

Speaking of where he was at his heart, Tang Seng let out a few more, and the monsters were consciously hiding away.

The Huang Feng Monster couldn't bear to listen any more. He had never seen such a disgusting monk!

"Master, we can open our intestines and break our stomachs and clear our feces and urine. Isn't it okay to eat it?"

"Yes, why didn't I expect it!"

The Huang Feng Monster laughed loudly and was almost blinded by Tang Monk just now.

Tang Monk's face darkened, but he didn't expect that the monster had an IQ.

"To be honest, the feces and urine in the stomach have already penetrated into the bone marrow. Even if the intestines are pulled away, there is a smell of feces in the body, and the flesh is bitter, as difficult to chew as the bark of an elderly tree."

Seeing that the monsters didn't speak, Tang Seng continued:

"So, why not wait for a day or two and let me drain the feces and urine in my intestines before you eat it."

"We monks pay attention to saving sentient beings. If you can eat the flesh of my monk and live forever, that's a merit, just rice hair!"

Tang Monk's realistic speech was almost impressed by the fairy. While hesitating, the little monster outside suddenly rolled in and crawled in.

"Report to the king, something is wrong. There is a monk with a sharp-mouthed face outside, and he shouted and scolded at the entrance of the cave, saying that we would pay his master back."

"It's outrageous!"

The Huang Feng Monster shouted coldly, "Well, young people, tie Tang Monk to Dingfeng Pile first, wait for me to capture Sun Wuzi and Zhu Bajie and stew the three of them in a pot!"

The Huangfeng Monster counted more than 100 powerful little monsters and went outside the cave to fight.

When Tang Seng saw the Huang Feng Monster go out, there are only a few little monsters guarding him, which is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

However, Tang Seng's hand was tied and he could not twist the magic tricks and used the thunder and lightning technique.

"Hey, little monster comes here, I have something to tell you."

Tang Monk waved to the little monster guarding him next to him.

"What's the matter? I can hear it when I stand here, tell me."

The little demon looked disgusted, afraid that Tang Seng would have another bad fart. Now when he recalled the few farts Tang Seng had just now, the little demon was still nauseated.

Tang Monk said with a bitter face: "I feel a little uncomfortable with my stomach..."

"what are you up to!"

The little demon was frightened and uneasy, covering his nose and taking a few steps back, which was very prescient.

Tang Monk waved his hand and said, "Don't get me wrong, this demon brother, I just want to pee, but it's inconvenient to tie my hands, so can I untie the rope first?"

"Oh, it turns out that's the case."

The little monster ran over happily to loosen Tang Monk. In its eyes, as long as Tang Monk didn't fart or shit, everything else was a trivial matter.

"Hey, wait, you can loosen his ties, what if you run away?"

Another little monster rushed over to stop it.

Tang Seng snorted coldly, recognized this little monster, and was the first to destroy it after it was loosened.

"Tang Monk is a monk with no power to tie a chicken. All the monsters traveling west know this. There is no need to question it. If he doesn't loosen his urine, if he gets shit or farts, our Huangfeng Cave is not big and the air is not smooth, and the end we suffer will be ourselves."

Tang Monk was very impressed that this little demon had extremely meticulous ideological logic.

"That's right. More than a dozen of us are by our side, are you afraid that he will run away?"

A few little monsters came over to agree. They didn't want to hold their urine, so that the smell would run around in their bodies, affecting the taste of Tang Monk's meat.

"Hey, hurry up, I can't hold on anymore, I'm going to come out below!"

Tang Monk pretended to hum a few times.

When a few little monsters heard that they would do small things and do big things, they would rush to loosen their ties to Tang Seng so that they could immediately swear.

Tang Monk was loosened, moved his wrists and began to brew thunder and lightning techniques.

These little monsters saw Tang Monk moving his joints and urged him: "Why are you still standing there? Pee quickly, don't be too slow!"

Opportunities were fleeting, and Tang Monk began.

Thunder and lightning!

There was a crackling sound of thunder in the air. Now Tang Seng’s thunder and lightning technique is an upgraded version, with extremely fast speed and critical strikes, with infinite power.

"ah!"
Chapter completed!
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