Chapter 37 Guan-style Concubine Selection!
Seeing a large mansion in front of him, Bajie was about to go in and have a meal, but when he heard that he was about to take a detour, his head was shaking like a rattle.
"Master, why do you have to take a detour? My old pig hasn't had enough food for a few days and is almost out of strength to rush on the road!"
Bajie couldn't help but complain.
"Yes, Master, you said just now that there was evil spirit inside. It just so happened that my old grandson caught a few monsters and played with them!"
It would be fine if Tang Seng didn't say it. When he said there was evil spirit, Wukong became excited and insisted on going in and finding out.
"Master, it's good to go in and take a look. Anyway, the senior brother has the ability to subdue monsters. Eliminating monsters can also benefit one side."
Sha Seng also agreed.
Tang Seng didn't want to meet the Bodhisattva, and he didn't want his disciple to go hungry, so he was in a dilemma. In the end, he made up his mind. Anyway, he knew the plot well, so he helped his disciple cheat for a meal first.
"That's great, there must be something to eat there!"
Seeing the master's agreement, Bajie walked quickly in front of him, "Junior Brother Sha, hurry up, there is vegetarian food there, and you will never have to eat mountain fruit again."
Wukong and Bajie walked very fast. Seeing that the master was riding a horse slowly, Bajie pretended to be careless and poked the horse's butt with a rake. The white dragon horse was in pain and ran all the way.
This made Tang Monk on the horse suffer, and was almost dumped several times.
"Wukong, Wujing, beat Bajie hard for your master!"
Tang Seng was furious, and Bajie became more and more distorted.
Half an hour later, the four masters and apprentices came to the front of the house. The willows drooped at the door, the pink mud walls, the courtyard walls stood high, and carved beams and painted pillars.
Tang Monk knew that these were just virtual objects transformed by Bodhisattvas.
Bajie was about to go up and call the door, but Tang Seng stopped him and said, "What should you do if you look ugly and scare others? Let me come here."
In order to leave a good impression on several Bodhisattvas, Tang Monk took out his cassock and put it on his body without bothering him from his luggage.
As long as you have a good relationship with the Bodhisattvas, you will not be able to beat monsters in the future, so it is convenient to ask them for help.
"I came from the Tang Dynasty in the East and went to the West to worship Buddha and pray for scriptures. A group of four people passed by the treasure land. It was already late and wanted to stay for one night!"
Tang Monk stood at the door, deliberately elongating his voice, just like memorizing a text.
Squeak!
The door opened and a woman walked out of it.
He is about forty years old, with an almond face, a red gold hairpin on his head, and a goose yellow brocade skirt.
What made Tang Monk even more bleeding was that the woman's chest was half open, and the inside was snow-white, and the mountains and canyons were crisscrossing. This was the rhythm of fire that would be necessary for ditches.
Tang Seng is a high-ranking monk. He dared not read too much, for fear of being suspicious. This woman who changed her mother in Lishan is too sexy, right? I remember that in Journey to the West, he was obviously an old lady.
Tang Monk was still somewhat determined, and Bajie was completely invaded. He stared at the woman's heart and kept looking at her, but almost didn't take out her eyes.
"Bajie, can you be more reserved?"
When Tang Seng saw Bajie looking lustful, he immediately reminded him.
The old woman nodded with satisfaction when she heard this. Tang Monk really had the potential of a monk.
Wukong is different. His golden eyes fell on the old woman, looking up and down, the other party exuded a strong fairy aura, knowing which immortal it must be.
"Several monks, please come in and have tea!"
The woman treated her warmly.
After everyone finished drinking tea, the woman sighed and said to Tang Monk: "The little woman's life is so miserable. She just died two years ago and left three daughters who are as beautiful as flowers. Even though she has a wealth of wealth and a thousand hectares of fertile land, unfortunately no one inherits the ancestral property."
Tang Monk pretended to be deaf and dumb, knowing that the old woman was transformed by her mother in Lishan, how could she dare to have any inappropriate thoughts?
"If Elder Tang doesn't dislike you, you can choose your three daughters at will, and you will marry whoever you like. If no one inherits the ancestral property, I have no face to face my dead husband!"
The old woman finally introduced the topic.
Bajie had been itchy for a long time. Seeing that the master did not express his opinion, he said to the woman bluntly: "You only have three daughters, and the four of us are not enough to distinguish!"
"Or how about you marry my master?"
"Bajie!"
Tang Seng pretended to be angry and cursed Bajie in his heart, and actually asked his master to marry the oldest one.
"Bajie! How can we monks be attracted to wealth and glory and be greedy for beauty?"
Tang Monk talked freely, and the image of a holy monk appeared on paper.
Sha Seng also came over to persuade: "Second Brother, what the master said is right, but it is important to obtain the scriptures!"
When the woman saw that she scolded Bajie, she sneered: "You monks are extremely pitiful, what's the use of seeking scriptures?"
"What's wrong with staying and being a son-in-law?"
"My daughters are all born with water spirits. If you don't believe me, let them come out for you to see."
The woman patted her hands gently and shouted to the inner room: "Zhenzhen, Aiai, Lianlian, come out quickly to pick up the customers."
The three daughters ran out happily and stood in a row, each of them looked like a fairy, with a gauze skirt, watery eyes, and a graceful figure.
"I will introduce it myself."
The woman said to her daughters.
"I am the eldest daughter, named Zhenzhen (Guanyin), and I am twenty years old this year."
"I am the second daughter, named Ai Ai (Manjushri), and I am eighteen years old this year."
"I am my third daughter, named Lianlian (Samuaah), and I am sixteen years old this year."
The three daughters are delicate and charming, with beautiful eyebrows like bent willows, and their every frown and smile is charming and charming.
"pretty!"
Tang Monk praised this kind of top-quality girl.
The three daughters' appearance made Tang Seng dazed and thought he had come to the site of the concubine selection in the Guan-style Entertainment City.
"Hello everyone, I am technician No. 1, named Xiaozhen, 20 years old this year, from XX."
"Hello everyone, I am technician No. 2, named Xiao Ai, I am 18 years old this year, from XX."
"Hello everyone, I am technician No. 3, named Xiaolian, 16 years old this year, from XX."
...
Tang Monk fell into imagination, his expression was stiff, and his heart was YY.
"Well, Tang Seng is not a shame, he is a visitor to the scriptures, and his Zen heart can withstand the test!"
When the old woman saw that Tang Monk was indifferent, she nodded slightly.
"He is so handsome, he is better than Cuilan..."
Bajie murmured in his mouth, unable to control himself at all, his eyes were staring straight, and he drooled.
"Second Brother, pay attention to your image!"
Sha Seng pulled the corner of Bajie's clothes and whispered to remind him.
"snort!"
Wukong twisted his head and didn't dare to be interested in women, knowing that this was a magic trick for the immortals to change.
"Which one should I want is better?"
Zhu Bajie glanced at the three girls, and they were almost dazzled, wanting all of them.
Bajie learned the method of fighting back then, and it was absolutely fine to be up to dawn all night.
"Master, since Bajie likes it, let him stay by himself!"
Wukong had already seen through everything and suggested to his master.
Tang Monk shook his head slightly and deliberately said to the old woman: "Bajie is enlightened by the Bodhisattva. Let's go to the West to obtain scriptures together, how can you give up halfway?"
"Hmph, you monk is so ignorant! Since you don't want to marry my daughter, you are not welcome here!"
The old woman swayed her sleeves and prepared to see off the guests.
The implication is that if I don’t sleep with my three daughters, I will drive you out!
If there is such a mother, she will definitely not be her biological child.
"Master, I think I still agreed vaguely, and I will make some vegetarian food to fill my stomach. Let's talk about it tomorrow!"
Bajie was in the officialdom in Heaven back then, and he was indeed very sleek and could do things.
Tang Monk hesitated for a moment. As their master, he followed the scriptures but could not let his meal be filled, so he felt guilty.
"Okay, let's agree for the time being, eat and drink before talking about other things!"
Tang Monk responded, and Bajie ran to the old woman to report the good news.
"Master, this is a great joy!"
In a few minutes, Bajie ran back.
"What kind of happy event?"
Wukong and Sha Seng surrounded him and asked.
Chapter completed!