Chapter 252 Jokes
When Han Yingai saw Guo Xiaosi appear, she immediately looked for someone who could be domineering. She didn't dare to instruct Li Luyou about anything, but she had no scruples about Guo Xiaosi.
"Castify this man and become a eunuch!" Han Yingai thought for a while, but still felt that it was not enough: "Don't he like taking photos? After castrating him, he will be sent to the bath center. The bar-sitting lady takes photos. Well... I'll send him to Japan for action movies after working for a few years!"
"Miss Weird." Guo Xiaosi was worried that he would appear a little late, so he quickly flattered. In fact, he had no time to be a follower for Miss Han, but he happened to be nearby. When he heard that Han Yingai had come to Happy Valley, he drove over and watched Han Yingai's cow car trot and summoned the bodyguards behind him and quickly came to see her, which happened to come in handy.
"That's natural, blind dog thing!"
"The whole family should be castrated, and all the women are going to make chickens!"
"What nonsense is it! Guo Xiaosi glared at his subordinates, and didn't look at who they were facing. It was so embarrassing. Looking at the people from the An family, they almost didn't say a word from the appearance to the retreat. Even An Zhishui didn't know who they were, and just thought they were from the Han family.
"You guys go and go, don't worry about me." Han Yingai also felt a little embarrassed and drove people away.
There was a hustle and bustle, and Guo Xiaosi was driven away by the fun. Li Luyou and his group took a turn and finally became quiet. No one followed him to watch the show.
"You also know Japanese action movies!" Li Luyou found that he underestimated Han Ying's love.
"When...of course." Han Yingai blushed, stammered her chest and said as if she was very normal: "I know a lot, but I haven't seen it."
This is the same as most girls do not admit that they have had self-deprecating experiences. Most girls have watched A-movies, but they don’t admit much... But now they admit that they have watched more and more.
"I find you are quite powerful, and you can think of such an idea. Why do I think you are a bit bad? How did a girl come up with such an idea?" Li Luyou looked at Han Yingai and felt more and more careless about making friends.
"Are you scared!" Han Yingai came over and whispered to Li Luyou: "You know how powerful I am now... Let you bully me all the time. When I take revenge on you in the future, you can wait and regret it!"
"Then I will eliminate future troubles now so as not to regret it in the future." Li Luyou stretched out his hand and seemed to be trying to pinch her neck.
Han Yingai giggled and avoided it, holding An Zhishui's hand.
"Why should I send him to Japan to make an action movie?" An Zhishui then found an opportunity to ask, "An Zhishui, who likes to be a eunuch, understands, but what did those things do later?"
"Tell me." Li Luyou said nodded to Han Ying.
"This...this..." Han Yingai frowned. How could this be explained, and hurriedly said: "You are a boy, you can tell me this kind of problem."
An Zhishui and Mi Fei looked at Li Luyou curiously.
"Why do you want me to explain the idea you came up with yourself?" Li Luyou really regretted starting this topic.
"When Li Luyou sleeps with you, please ask him again." Han Yingai was uncomfortable with An Zhishui and Mi Fei's eyes, and she just passed by casually.
An Zhishui vaguely understood, and blushed Han Yingai. Only Mi Fei still didn't understand, but no one told her why, which made Mi Fei a little sad.
"Let me tell you a brain teaser." An Zhishui said quickly when he saw Mi Fei sad.
Li Luyou hadn't heard An Zhishui say this kind of thing yet, and looked at her with Han Yingai.
An Zhishui cleared his throat: "That day is most afraid of men?"
"Which day are you afraid of?" Han Ying asked Li Luyou.
"I'm not afraid any day." Li Luyou was puzzled.
"I don't know." An Zhishui laughed, "I'll ask you again, which day is the most afraid of for women?"
"Which day are you afraid of?" Han Yingai asked Mi Fei again.
"I don't know." Mi Fei was also confused.
"I'm asking you to think about it, always ask others." Li Luyou felt that Han Yingai didn't think about it. When someone asked her, she didn't think about it at all and wanted others to tell her the answer.
"Tell me the answer quickly." Han Yingai shook An Zhishui's hand.
Li Luyou and Mi Fei couldn't think of it either.
"Men are most afraid of January 31st, and women are most afraid of December 1st." An Zhishui said proudly.
"Why?" Han Yingai was puzzled and tried hard to recall what he was doing on December 1 last year and January 31 this year. It seemed that he had completely forgotten. What can be confirmed is that he had not met Li Luyou in those two days.
"I don't know either." An Zhishui spread his hands, "I saw it in the joke bar on the mobile phone newspaper. I don't know what it means, so I ask you."
"It's really strange." Han Yingai began to think about it hard.
"Maybe on January 31, men will have nightmares. On December 1, women will have nightmares." Mi Fei is most afraid of having nightmares.
"It shouldn't be." An Zhishui and Han Yingai shook their heads together.
Li Luyou thought about it carefully, but he understood. He couldn't help but smile at An Zhishui. He never thought that pure Shui would have such a erotic connotation, but she didn't know it either.
"What are you laughing at?" Han Yingai suddenly realized: "You must know, tell me!"
"I won't answer this question. But you are not allowed to ask others. It's embarrassing, do you know?" Li Luyou smiled and warned the three girls.
"Why?" An Zhishui likes to study, and of course he likes to find out the root of this kind of problem. He was just a doubt, but when Li Luyou said this, he felt itchy and wanted to know more and more.
"Speak quickly! Tell me!" Han Ying's ai was anxious.
"Hey... you asked me to say it..." Li Luyou pulled them aside, asked Mi Fei to stay away, and explained to Mi Fei: "This is a topic for adults, and children are not allowed to listen."
Mi Fei knew that her father was not trying to avoid her on purpose, so she didn't mind. She pouted. Mi Fei was not a child. In the game, Mi Fei had done many adult things for the young master and father, but her father seemed to not remember it.
The three of them stood together, staring at themselves with two pairs of clear and bright eyes, Li Luyou was really unable to say anything.
"Tell me quickly." Of course, she wanted to know the question she asked herself the most. She had been thinking about this question for a long time.
"What about this... Actually, to be precise, the key is the word "Sun"... This word is not a noun, it is a verb." Li Luyou felt a lot of pressure and tried hard to explain, which was very tactful.
"How could it be a verb?" An Zhishui frowned and thought for a while, then looked up at the sun in the sky.
"He doesn't know anything." Han Yingai didn't believe it. She didn't think about it, but she just felt that what Li Luyou said was wrong, and what did it have to do with being unable to ask others, which is embarrassing?
"Have you watched Japanese action movies? You don't understand this?" Li Luyou hinted at Han Ying's love.
Han Yingai originally knew that the word "日" could be a verb, because she often caused trouble and was scolded a lot when she was scolded, and she heard a lot of words. She just didn't remember it just now. When Li Luyou asked her to think about it, she immediately understood.
"Ph...ph...ph..." Han Ying's cheeks flushed, "You hooligan, tell a yellow joke to girls!"
"Why is it a yellow joke?" An Zhishui still didn't understand.
Han Yingai pulled An Zhishui and whispered in An Zhishui's ear: "This means that men are most afraid of doing things with women in thirty days a month, and women are most afraid of doing things with men only once every twelve months..."
"Li Luyou, you bad guy!" An Zhishui was so ashamed that he was bleeding from his ears. He rushed into Li Luyou's arms and smashed his chest hard.
Li Luyou smiled and hugged her tightly, "You are really unreasonable. The problem is caused by Shui Shui. The answer is Han Yingai guessed by himself. How come I became a hooligan bad guy? You are a hooligan, a bad guy."
"Ignore him. Let's go!" Han Yingai pulled An Zhishui away from Li Luyou's arms. Shuishui was so stupid. Li Luyou joked about her, but she threw herself into his arms.
Han Ying liked to rent an electric car, Li Luyou walked over and led Mi Fei, looked at a father next to him and asked his daughter to ride on his neck, and said to Mi Fei, "When Mi Fei is tired, she will ride on her father's neck."
"How can women ride on men's neck?" Mi Fei was not envious.
"What a woman, a man... you are my daughter. Dad is happy to pee on his dad's head." Li Luyou said indifferently.
"Dad, I'm not a child anymore." Mi Fei blushed. Dad spoke so rudely, but the pampered words in his rude words made Mi Fei feel very sweet.
As the four of them came to the front of the tour project. Some projects needed to queue, some people were too many. There were not many people queuing in front of the most popular, and the four of them lined up together. However, after watching others playing, An Zhishui and Mi Fei were a little excited, but Han Yingai was stunned.
"I regret it." Li Luyou said with a smile.
"I don't... I don't like to play, I'll just not play this." Han Yingai withdrew from the team. There was no way. Han Yingai could see girls wearing skirts flying up next to him, but when they were wearing safety pants, Han Yingai did not wear safety pants. She was sure that she had really sat on it, and she definitely had no way to worry about exposing herself. She didn't want to be embarrassed.
So Li Luyou, An Zhishui and Mi Fei went up together, and Han Yingai had to take photos on the side.
After the game, An Zhishui was dizzy and lined up his chest to vomit.
"Auntie Xiao Ai, it's a pity that you didn't go to play. It's so fun. Aunt Zhishui hugged her father and cried!" Mi Fei smiled happily.
"Yes, fortunately I didn't go to play." Han Yingai finally balanced a little.
"I didn't cry, but the tears from the wind came out." An Zhishui explained embarrassedly, and then pulled Mi Fei to queue up, "Let's go play again!"
"You guys line up... come with me." Li Luyou didn't expect that the two girls were so scared that they cried out in shock. When they came down, they were still unsatisfied and had to line up to play. Li Luyou shook his head and asked them to play, pulling Han Yingai away.
"What are you doing?" Han Yingai was depressed.
Li Luyou took her to a place where she rented out various ethnic clothing, "Buy one and put it on, otherwise you will keep watching today."
"Then... that's fine. Look at Mi Fei and Zhishui, they are like children, and children like to play." Han Yingai said persistently.
"Then forget it." Li Luyou turned around and left.
"Oh..." Han Ying stomped her feet anxiously and hurriedly grabbed Li Luyou, "I'll go and change it! I hate it, I won't give people face!"
"Why do you want such face? If you don't listen, you will be tempted to be faced at this time. If you admit your mistake, you will die?" Li Luyou laughed, "Hurry up, you will have to queue up later."
"Then you choose a good-looking set for me." Han Ying loves to act coquettishly again. When a girl feels embarrassed, the best way is to act coquettishly, so that the boy will not continue to make fun of others.
Li Luyou chose a set for her. Han Ying was very satisfied with her. She took it to exchange it. Li Luyou was waiting outside and yawned, but saw a familiar figure disappearing in front of her.
Li Luyou was suddenly frightened-
Although I knew today was December 31, I realized that another year was over. Xia Hua was going to bed early, so I just wrote this chapter. After all, Xia Hua wanted to sleep until 2013, instead of working until 2013.
Please rest assured that you will remain in this state until the Spring Festival.
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