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1010. Live broadcast of Cao Cao's opening, Liu Xiu in Cao Cao's eyes. (4200 words)(1/3)

.    , subverted this to the emperor chat group

Just as Cao Cao and Liu Bang talked, Hua Tuo finally took action.

He first took out a sharp knife, cut open Cao Cao's scalp, then exposed the pattern of the dragon bone, and then picked up the hammer...

Cao Cao's son and nephews felt their scalp numb at this moment, and they couldn't help but touch their heads, thinking, isn't this dead yet?

And the chat group is even more lively at this moment.

Liu Bei was very kind to spread Hua Tuo every move for Cao Cao.

It’s not a sin for men to cry:

"Cao Zhei, your head is really broken!"

"I know you may not feel anything, but it doesn't matter, I just recorded it for you,"

"We can watch it together."

As he said that, Liu Bei directly shared the whole process of Cao Cao being opened.

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Damn it!

Are you still an individual?

Cao Cao had already drunk a lot of Mafei Powder at this moment, and he was already terminally ill, so he didn't feel much.

But at this moment, he saw the whole process of being opened in the chat group.

Although the body could not feel the pain, Cao Cao felt extremely fear for psychological reasons.

This should have an exclusive term in the field of medicine, sober during the arts.

It means that the patient is conscious and clearly knows the entire process of his surgery, which can be said to be the most terrifying thing.

Friends of a wife:

"Big ear thief!"

"Can you still be an individual?"

……………………

Liu Bei smiled, stroked his beard, and looked like he was thinking about Cao Cao.

It’s not a sin for men to cry:

"Aren't I afraid that you will die suddenly?"

"You have to know how you died at least."

"Some generals flew a few feet high after their heads were chopped off. He sighed, "What a good head!"

"I think you should thank me."

……………………

Cao Cao felt like he was going crazy, and now he wanted to just hold his sword and chop Liu Bei.

Friends of a wife:

"I thank your whole family!"

"Thank you especially for your wife."

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In the chat group, Empress Lü, Wu Zetian and others were also laughing so hard that they couldn't breathe. Seeing Cao Cao being opened, it was still bloody.

But after Liu Bang and Liu Bei and Cao Cao were quarreled, this felt ridiculous.

The First Queen Mother (Yanhuang No. 1):

"Don't worry, Cao Cao, I think Hua Tuo has practiced it,"

"If you really have any sequelae, at most it will be Alzheimer's disease."

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Cao Cao was powerless to complain at this moment. If I really had Alzheimer's disease, then I might as well die!

Wouldn't I regret my reputation for Cao Cao in my lifetime?

The human emperor Xin and Daji also laughed like a ball, which made them a big bear who was a pillow.

It didn't dare to move, and it was really uncomfortable to lie there in one position.

At this moment, Liu Bang was happily sharing more things with Cao Cao.

Not all those who killed the White Snake (the Saint of the Devilish Dao):

"Cao Aman, it turns out that your brain is like a walnut,"

"I saw Hua Tuo digging something inside."

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Cao Cao really wanted to disconnect from the chat group directly, so he continued to listen to what Liu Bang and Liu Bei said here.

He felt like his spirit was almost broken.

This operation lasted for more than three hours, and Hua Tuo performed the operation perfectly.

He also put Cao Cao's heavenly spirit cover back, and then he breathed a sigh of relief, and he collapsed on the ground with exhaustion.

Cao Pi hurried over and asked: "Mr. Hua, how is my father's illness? Can you still wake up?"

Hua Tuo touched his beard with great confidence and said:

"I've been very successful in opening this time, and I don't shed much blood."

"With the physical fitness of the prime minister, it should be almost done after one or two months of maintenance."

What's the thing?

Cao Pi was stunned. Can this mean it is OK?

When he saw Cao Zhi's excited eyes, he felt unhappy.

If this father wakes up, he will have to compete with his younger brother for the position of prince again!

It is not certain who loses and who wins, so he asked Hua Tuo what should he pay attention to?

Hua Tuo thought about it and made his final instructions: "The Prime Minister should ban alcohol, ban meat, ban spicy food, and the most important thing is to ban women!"

Cao Pi's eyes turned, isn't this right?

So he coughed lightly and ordered:

"Didn't my father look for a young lady named Chen before?"

"Everyone calls them over and take good care of their father!"

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When Wu Zetian heard this, she was so angry that she wanted to curse.

Heart of the Sea of ​​Illusion (Eternal Emperor, World Overlord):

"Is this Cao Cao determined to be Chen Tong's ancestor?"

"And this Cao Pi, I don't plan to wake up his father."

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Liu Bei laughed loudly, and he liked to watch these descendants of the Cao family compete for the position of prince.

Liu Bei felt that he should congratulate them on dying early and entrusting them with birth.

It’s not a sin for men to cry:

"Cao Thief, this is really a kind father and a filial son!"

"Your son moved me successfully."

…………

Cao Cao smacked his lips and told the truth. Cao Pi's proposal is really his own son!

Friends of a wife:

"What's wrong with our fathers being kind and filial to our son?"

"It's better than your son,"

"Your son is so happy."

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Liu Bei's face turned dark, as if he was not inferior to his son, he was completely unavoidable.

He immediately lost interest in talking.
To be continued...
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