1071. There is no such person in history as Meng Huo. (4800 words(1/3)
Zhu Di touched his chin, and Zhuge Liang used methods to force Sima Yi to dance in women's clothing. This was something people like to talk about.
In the past, Zhu Di would definitely think this was true.
But now the chat group has denied so many rumors for Zhuge Liang, so Zhu Di will not believe it easily.
He felt that there must be a story here.
Kill your ten clans (the heroic lord in the prosperous era):
"No way."
"Sima Yi is so stupid?"
"Zhuge Liang asked him to dance in women's clothing, so he would wear it?"
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What is stupidity?
Song Huizong felt that Zhu Di was just ignorant.
So Song Huizong wanted to give Zhu Di a picture of the story here.
The most beautiful thin gold body:
"This happened in the last time Zhuge Liang went out of Qishan six times.
Sima Yi was beaten by Zhuge Liang without fighting back. If it weren't for Zhuge Liang's food and supplies, Sima Yi would have been killed on the spot by Zhuge Liang.
Do you still remember the burning Hulu Valley that time?
Sima Yi was trapped in Zhuge Liang's plan and was besieged in Hulu Valley. Zhuge Liang almost burned Sima Yi into a roasted pig with a big fire.
Sima Yi was afraid of being beaten by Zhuge Liang, so he stayed in the door and refused to leave when he fought with Zhuge Liang for the last time.
Zhuge Liang took a set of women's clothes and asked Sima Yi to change it, telling him, if Sima Yi changed into women's clothes and danced in front of the two armies.
Then I will withdraw my troops.
So Sima Yi put on a woman's clothes and danced in front of the two armies, in order to anger Zhuge Liang.
But isn’t this exactly what it means: Zhuge Liang has already messed up Sima Yi with nothing to do?
And this incident is recorded in official history!”
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True or fake?
Yue Fei was a little unconfident at this moment. Since Zhu Di uploaded the Romance of the Three Kingdoms into the group space, everyone can see it.
Yue Fei's magical discovery is that as long as you have read the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, you will soon forget that something is fictionalized by the Romance of the Three Kingdoms.
That thing is truly recorded in history books.
He was completely confused now.
bristle:
"Is it really recorded in history books like this?"
"Sima Yi, is he the first female clothing boss in history?"
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At this moment, even Cao Cao was very curious. Will this bastard who usurped his Cao Wei territory be so slutty?
Friends of a wife:
"This must be said in detail."
"Actually, I just want to know: Is Sima Yi's dancing posture sexy at that time?"
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Empress Lü, Emperor Wu of Han and others all supported their foreheads, and your Cao Cao's focus will never be serious.
Do you care whether Sima Yi is sexy when dancing? The key point is whether this matter exists or not!
The First Queen Mother (Yanhuang No. 1):
"Did Sima Yi really dance in front of the two armies?"
"Is there really such a record in history books?"
"Sima Yi is really afraid of Zhuge Liang, afraid of reaching this point?"
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Chen Tong was also drunk. Although Sima Yi's character is really not very good, this guy is really amazing.
This is a hero who is gradually growing up in Cao Cao's hands, and with his own abilities, he sent away three generations of the Cao family's father and son.
With this ability, it is really rare in Yanhuang.
Chen Tong:
“This is obviously nonsense!
It can be said to be half true and half false, what is the real part?
That is, Zhuge Liang really sent women's clothing to Sima Yi.
Use this to humiliate Sima Yi.
Want to force Sima Yi to go out of the city to fight.
But Sima Yi is definitely the most capable commander in history. How could he be fooled?
You know what the greatest humiliation to a person is ignorance!
No matter what tricks Zhuge Liang played, Sima Yi never cared about it. Anyway, I just guarded my city through the Wei River.
Don’t worry about what you, Zhuge Liang, are doing, I just ignore you!
What is Sima Yi’s greatest ability?
That is to live long.
Sima Yi was leaning against the Guanzhong Grain Store, and the one he didn't need was food, so he was consuming it with Zhuge Liang.
This is similar to Li Shimin. Wait until you have no food to talk about.
I have food in my hand and I feel unhappy.
What the Romance of the Three Kingdoms says about Zhuge Liang almost burning Sima Yi to death in Hulu Valley, which is even more nonsense.
Sima Yi really belongs to the turtle shell.
This guy has no 100% chance of winning and will never leave the city. Even if he has 100% chance of winning, he will still not come out.
He and Zhuge Liang were separated by the Wei River, and the two of them turned a huge battle into an epic agricultural documentary.
The two of them were actually farming on both sides of the Weishui River, and it depends on who planted more food.
When Zhuge Liang saw this situation, he was exhausted in the end. He had never seen such a person who could survive. In the end, Zhuge Liang was completely disappointed.
During this agricultural planting competition, Zhuge Liang knew that he would never have a chance.
After he worked hard, he died of illness on the banks of the Wei River.
Don’t listen to people saying that Zhuge Liang died in Wuzhangyuan, that’s all nonsense.
Zhuge Liang died in the military camp, opposite Sima Yi's military camp.
Until his death, Sima Yi, the Gou Sheng, did not even give Zhuge Liang a chance to fight head-on."
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I'll go!
Is this war meaningful?
Zhu Di felt tired of Zhuge Liang when he heard this. If he met Sima Yi like this, he would be so angry that he would be half angry.
No matter how you humiliate others, they just won’t come out to fight with you, they just want to fight with you for food consumption.
You can only stare at me, there is no way.
Kill your ten clans (the heroic lord in the prosperous era):
"Sima Yi is definitely Zhuge Liang's nightmare."
"If you want to change to a general with a strong spirit, you may really go to a decisive battle with Zhuge Liang, so Zhuge Liang may still have an opportunity to take advantage of it."
"But when encountering this kind of Gou Sheng, he can endure you to death."
"No, he might endure your son to death."
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Emperor Wu of Han shook his head in disappointment. Is this the so-called battle between Zhuge Liang and Sima Yi?
There is no so-called twists and turns, nor any exciting games.
To be continued...