Chapter 521 533. Liu Bang: Where I put my wife in Xiang Yu, I am absolutely relieved!(1/2)
In the chat group, the emperors in each parallel time and space are ready to eat melons at this moment.
There was a couple quarrel in the group, and everyone was extremely curious. After all, they rarely had the same chance of talking to their wives.
Many people even felt extremely comfortable when they saw the couple turning against each other and turning against each other on the spot.
Especially Cao Cao, he had a quarrel with his wife, and he was even more shameful to others.
Friends of a wife:
"It is said that husband and wife are birds in the same forest, and they fly away when the disaster comes!"
"Isn't this just the Chinese New Year? I can dismantle a pair of them."
"Orie, just do it."
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Yang Guang and others twitched their mouths. Cao Cao was simply a big deal!
Liu Bang didn't have this idea. He thought Cao Cao was his close friend and he had long since wanted this wife!
His purpose has always been: to get promoted and get rich and die.
This official promotion cannot be promoted, and he has become the emperor.
Not to mention getting rich, you are rich all over the world.
Only changing his wife made him very upset.
Not all the ones who killed the white snake:
"As the saying goes, a forced melon is not sweet."
"The feelings no longer exist, why are you still lying on me?"
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When Qin Shihuang and others heard these two bastards talking, why did they want to beat someone up so much?
Empress Lu's next words made Qin Shihuang and others speechless.
The First Queen Mother:
"Liu Laosan, you are right!"
"So I also found a good friend for myself."
"Younger than you, decenter than you, are you happy?"
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asshole!
Liu Bang almost vomited blood without any anger.
What does this mean?
Are there anyone outside you?
Liu Bang was angry in the palace at this moment, jumping his feet and scolding Empress Lu for being unfaithful. At that time, he wanted to kill Empress Lu in this time and space directly.
Not all the ones who killed the white snake:
"Can you want some face?"
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Empress Lu was also full of anger. When Liu Bang was alive, she could not argue with Liu Bang and could not afford to offend him.
Now that Liu Bang is dead, she has let herself go.
The First Queen Mother:
"I'm shameless? I learned it from you!"
"Before the Battle of Pengcheng, you had hundreds of thousands of troops and returned home in glory. You didn't want to pick up your wife, children, and children, but you traveled around and had sex with the grass."
"As a result, my wife was captured by Xiang Yu."
"You're not worried at all!"
"I turned around and found myself a little lover. How comfortable that little life is."
"You're not afraid that Xiang Yu would give your wife that?"
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Emperor Wu of Han was also a little unhappy at this moment, complaining that Liu Bang was so awesome to do things.
Cao Cao also shook his head.
Friends of a wife:
"Old Liu, you can't do this!"
"How can my wife be put in other people's tents with peace of mind?"
"Aren't we all going to steal other people's wife?"
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Liu Bang shook his head confidently.
Not all the ones who killed the white snake:
"You don't understand this!"
"Empress Lü is very average and is older."
"I counted my fingers and used Xiang's head to guarantee that Xiang Yu would definitely not bother to pull out the old onion of Lu Zhi!"
"Otherwise, how could I leave her with Xiang Yu with confidence?"
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Pull out... old onions?
The emperors were gasping for air.
Qin Shihuang really wants to kill people at this moment. Listen, is this human language?
Can you be an individual?
You directly lowered the emperor's average quality.
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Cao Cao couldn't help but give a thumbs up.
Friends of a wife:
"I am worthy of being the emperor among the gangsters, the gangster among the emperors!"
"I can't catch up with your realm even if I beat you!"
"No wonder Empress Lu hates you so much. I want to kill you with a knife!"
"Are you an individual?"
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Li Shimin and others all opened their eyes. What is a hooligan?
This is it!
Zhu Di's eyes widened, his mind was as messy as if it was muddy.
Kill your ten clans (the heroic lord in the prosperous era):
"I don't accept the wall anymore, I will accept you!"
"You have directly refreshed my three views."
"When you are shameless, bachelor, and thick-skinned, you are the second, and no one dares to be the first!"
At this moment, Zhu Di really felt that he was open to his eyes. Cao Cao, Liu Bei, and Sun Quan, no matter how shameless these three people were, they were all too shameless to compare to one Liu Bang!
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Empress Lu's eyes were red at this moment. She had long known that the man she married was not a thing, and this could make people angry!
Why did you become an old man?
Still no one has pulled the old onions!
asshole!
At this moment, Empress Lu wanted to have a relationship with Xiang Yu, and she was so angry that she was so angry that she was so angry that she was so angry!
It's simply not a son of man.
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Emperor Wu of Han was about to cry at this moment, which was so embarrassing!
To be continued...