【Fourth update today】

With the order from Minister Li, the two officers immediately walked forward neatly: "Chief, Lieutenant Zhang Junfeng... Captain Wang Yixuan was ordered to come and report for instructions."

Liu Yihua was so scared that he jumped up from the sofa and looked at Minister Li stammering: "Damn? Zhang Guoli? Liu Yifei? You don't play the emperor, don't play Xiaolongnu and go to the army? Damn, why are you... the leader? What's the instructions?"

Minister Li laughed and said, "What kind of movies? Do you just say a few words for the messy instructions... This is the military rule. They are ordered to protect and take care of you. Report to you, just waiting for your next order. Next, you just need to give them what orders you want them to do."

Oh, Comrade Liu Yihua suddenly realized and thought about it and said, "Instructions? Well, let's play..."

With a "puff", Minister Li sprayed out a sip of tea that he drank into his mouth...

Xiao Zhang and Xiao Liu were about to answer: "Yes", but when they thought that this inappropriate thing seemed to be a command, right? So the word "Yes" in the two people suddenly got stuck, and their faces turned red...

Minister Li coughed a few times and said, "Grandma, what's your point of instructing you? Okay, please wait a moment and disband. You can sit down and communicate with the leaders of the troops below. All the leaders of the Southeast War Zone are coming soon. I will go down and arrange it."

Minister Li said before leaving: "Xiao Liu, prepare for it. We will attend the dinner in the evening. We are all military leaders. You can also understand the rules of the military. If you don't know how to ask Xiao Zhang, Xiao Liu and others."

After Minister Li left, Liu Yihua called two "bodyguards and nanny" to sit next to him, but Xiao Zhang and Xiao Liu just didn't dare to sit down.

Liu Yihua said a little annoyed: "Let you sit, okay, this is the order."

Xiao Zhang and Xiao Liu looked at each other, then they walked to the sofa and sat down. But his expression, to be nice, looks like a robot, not nice, but like a zombie.

Liu Yihua thought about it if he needed such two robots to protect and take care of them in the future... Damn, wouldn't he be so depressed? No. You need to transform and re-brainwash these two robots

After thinking about it, Liu Yihua stared at the two "bodyguards" and said, "I said, can you relax? Why are you so nervous? Come on, smile... This is also an order."

The beautiful officer's face turned red. He seemed to be a little smiling; but Xiao Zhang looked that expression... Damn, is he crying or laughing

Liu Yihua was a little helpless and said to them: "Hey, you haven't learned to laugh, right? No wonder, it seems that you are doing military training, not actor training to make it look good... Otherwise, I'll tell you a few jokes. Then you will laugh."

So Liu Yihua stood up and walked seven or eight steps back and forth. Well, the ancients became poems in seven steps. Can we learn from the ancients?

After thinking for a while, Liu Yihua said:

When a soldier was about to assign a military service, the chief asked: "Comrade Soldier, which military service do you want to go to for service?"

Soldier: "I think of service on warships"

Chief: "Very good, then arrange you on the submarine. How about it?"

Soldier: "That won't work, Chief"

Chief: "Why?"

Soldier: "Because, I usually have a habit. I always have to open the window when I sleep."

After saying that, Liu Yihua burst into laughter... After laughing for a while, he felt strange. Looking back at Zhang, Liu and the other two looked at themselves with no expression on their faces, which meant: "What's so funny?"

Damn, I was hit and continued to say that a funny Liu Yihua turned his eyes and another joke was freshly released:

Speaking of which, the recruits began their first day of training.

The company commander stood in front of the team and shouted: "Now start training in the first group of subjects to kill chickens and steal eggs, I'll make porridge for you."

The recruits looked at me, and I looked at you, looking at each other, thinking to themselves: "What is this training subject?"

At this time, one of the recruits suddenly shouted: "Oh, I understand... He is saying: one group shoots, two groups drop bombs. I'll show you the example."

After saying this, Liu Yihua didn't bother to laugh, so he quickly observed Zhang and Liu and the other two: he found that the beautiful officer covered his mouth with his hands and was about to laugh, but after looking at Liu Yihua, he quickly put down his hands and sat upright, just like Guanyin Bodhisattva.

And that Xiao Zhang just coughed twice, and it seemed that he wanted to laugh but didn't laugh. He was so worried.

Liu Yihua was a little crazy. NND was not good at this. It seems that people who have received military training are really lumps of wood.

After thinking for a while, Liu Yihua said again: "Well, this time we use two of you to make a joke about us soldiers and we have to defend our country when we serve in the army. So I want to ask you: What is the motherland?"

Seeing the two people stunned, Liu Yihua said again:

Speaking of which, the leader asked Wang Yixuan: "What is the motherland?"

Wang Yixuan: "Report to the leader, the motherland is my mother. We all live in the arms of our mother."

The chief nodded with satisfaction, and then asked Zhang Junfeng: "What is the motherland?"

Zhang Junfeng replied without hesitation: "Report to the leader's motherland is Wang Yixuan's mother."

After Liu Yihua said that, he stared at the two of them nervously...

These three jokes accumulated, but the effect was not great. The two bodyguards only smiled in a flash.

Liu Yihua said helplessly: "Hey, I asked you guys to be really robots? Come here and ask me to check my body... Well, Xiao Zhang doesn't want it, just Wang Yixuan will come here."

At this time, Wang Yixuan blushed and said, "The jokes the leader told are all low-level and interesting, and they are all detrimental. They are certainly not funny, which are harmful to our soldiers' glorious image."

Damn, this girl rebelled? How dare she speak to her leader like this?

Liu Yihua chuckled and said, "I'm dizzy, so what's the dirty thing? Okay, I'll just say it's dirty. If Xiao Zhang doesn't laugh this time... Wang Yixuan, if you don't run away... Then I'll commit suicide by cesarean section."

Ignoring Xiao Zhang and Xiao Liu's shocked expression, Liu Yihua said again:

Speaking of which, a female soldier disguised herself as a man and went to the battlefield. The battle was very fierce... The female soldier was on the position once a month. What happened... Suddenly, she came, and the bottom was full of red...

The company commander said anxiously: "Hey, where are you injured? Go for treatment quickly."

The female soldier hurriedly said, "No...I'm fine."

The company commander shouted: "Damn it, I'm bleeding and still say it's okay."

So the company commander took off the female soldier's pants regardless of it... and when he saw it, he was surprised and said, "Don't he have exploded with laughter, he still said it's okay?"

"Wow"... This joke is like a storm, and it is like a typhoon of level 12... and is slapped, and the attackers Xiao Zhang and Xiao Liu's nerves...

Xiao Zhang couldn't help it anymore and burst into laughter... while laughing and coughing violently...

The beautiful officer also smiled so hard that his face turned red... and cursed: "Rogue" and then he couldn't hold back his hilariousness and ran away (to be continued...)
Chapter completed!