Chapter 1371 Zhenghua Band!
When Liu Yihua recruited the band to enter the dressing room for a small meeting, the band members slowly woke up, and then one and two looked at Liu Yihua with hot eyes, waiting for his highest instructions!
Seeing this, Liu Yihua smiled and said, "Come on, are you relaxing? Damn, if a musician is timid and petty, how can he do it?
We musicians are the uncrowned kings! Our music can save the souls of human beings! Save the whole world!
Haha, just kidding first.”
After Liu Yihua said this, everyone breathed a sigh of relief and relaxed their tense body.
Liu Yihua quickly said again: "There is no time! Well, I'll write a few songs now. Come together and study it quickly. When you wait for the time of the Taxi Festival, you will go on stage to practice together. I will use headphones in the sound control room to monitor the effect of the training!
Remember: You can! You are all geniuses born for music!
Believe in yourself! Be prepared and shoot the first shot of our band!"
Next, Liu Yihua ignored the birds who were in high spirits and had even become bubbled. He quickly wrote and wrote: "First First", "Fairy Tales", "Loyalty to the Country", "We Soldiers", "Make Me Happy and Worry", "Time Silent", "No Goodbye" and other famous songs in previous lives.
When the band members got these great-level songs, they were all shocked!
They have never heard of most of these songs, and this... each of these songs can be called a masterpiece!
Liu Yihua saw them holding the song score in a daze, muttering and silly... he thought when he could memorize it!
Alas, the fat water doesn’t flow to outsiders’ fields, so these guys are cheaper!
After thinking about it, Liu Yihua said, "Damn, when can you memorize and practice well in this way? You have sat down! Close your eyes and I will show you a magic trick!"
Everyone was puzzled and closed their eyes hesitantly... Later, they felt a chill on their heads: it seemed as if a clear spring penetrated their brains and their whole body... They immediately felt their body and mind full of vitality and vitality! And their brains became extremely clear! The vision also became extremely terrifying!
The bass player "Marshmallow" just opened his eyes and even shouted dizzy... When he took off his glasses and rubbed his eyes, he suddenly realized that he could see clearly without wearing glasses!
When he put on his glasses again, he started to feel dizzy again!
After repeated several times, "Marshmallow" finally confirmed the fact that my eyes were better! I was no longer highly myopia!
Seeing everyone's excitement and confusion, Liu Yihua waved his hand and smiled, "Okay, don't ask so much! Do you know the empowerment of the living Buddha? You have enjoyed it just now. In fact, it is a kind of true love, energy poured into your body from the top of your head! It's just that the living Buddha has supreme magic power!
Haha. It’s your luck. Although I am not a Buddha, I can still give you some special abilities!
Get ready! I have turned you from pigs to monkey spirits and monkey spirits just now. Now your brains basically have the function of not forgetting after reading... Well, I'll be busy first!"
Liu Yihua came out of the dressing room and entered the sound control room to guide Awen and Xiaoping how to adjust the sound and turn on the lights.
There are customers outside now. Liu Yihua’s explanation is more vivid and direct while operating, so Awen and Xiaoping learn very quickly!
When Zhou Shimei saw that Liu Yihua knew so much, she was surprised and said, "Wow, Yihua, you are so amazing!
Look at these high-end speakers and lighting, I have never seen them!
The equipment is all in English. I just read the instructions for this mixer: I can't understand English; then I can't understand French. I still can't understand it; in the end I read German, hey, I don't understand either! Husband, are you too stupid?"
Liu Yihua patted Comrade Xiaomei's head and said, "Oh. It's right if you don't understand. There are so many languages, it's weird if you understand!"
Zhou Shimei asked in confusion: "No, I just don't know what the instructions say: decibel, frequency, level, equalization, gain, channel, grouping... What does it mean? I mean I don't understand these things!
As for English, German, and French, I’m familiar with it! I also know Japanese, Korean, and Italian! I can’t help but have other African and Latin American languages!
In addition to hometown dialect and Mandarin... Husband, I don’t know much, I only know eight languages!"
The sip of tea that Liu Yihua had just drunk was almost spit out! Seeing that there were too many people at the scene, he was afraid that the lethality would be too strong, he could only cover his mouth and hold the tea back, which made Liu Yihua cough repeatedly.
After a while, Liu Yihua patted his chest before getting up and pointing at Zhou Shimei and cried: "No! Oh my God! How could there be such a perverted person?
Xiao Mei, is your grandfather a laborer captured by the Eight-Nation Alliance? Otherwise, why are you so many languages? How old are you?"
When Xiaomei saw Liu Yihua say this, she naturally refused to obey her and served her with pink fists!
Lin Yuxuan interrupted at this time, "Yes, Xiaomei is really amazing! I just speak English and French. Others are average. But you are even more powerful, my husband! You can understand such professional equipment... My husband, you have a high level of education? But how old are you? 17!"
Liu Yihua touched a few beards on his chin and said, "Well, 17 is one year old. I am now 19 years old. I am about to be 20 years old after the Spring Festival. How old are 20 years old in our countryside?
Haha, about my educational level... it is indeed very high, very high! It is as high as several floors! My diploma is...it is to graduate from junior high school!"
This time it was Lin Yuxuan and Zhou Shimei's turn to cough... They wiped away their tears and smiled bitterly: "Junior high school? Oh, it's... it's very high... it's very high!"
Seeing this, Liu Yihua said weakly: "Well, strictly speaking, it's not considered junior high school!"
The girls' eyes lit up and thought, "Haha, it seems that Yihua was just joking. How could he be a junior high school graduate when he is so smart?"
When Liu Yihua saw the girls showing joy, he cruelly broke their fantasies and said in addition to injury: "Actually, I dropped out of school in the third year of junior high school, so I don't even have a junior high school diploma! Is it true that elementary school did not need a graduation certificate at that time..."
Seeing several beauties stamping their feet and pounding their chests, Liu Yihua quickly ran away and went out to watch the Karaoke Competition!
After 50 minutes of intense PK, the top three finally emerged, so Liu Yihua quickly asked Sister Su Yan to announce that the winner would go to the cashier to register later, and then announced that the 30-minute "Taxi" start!
The effect of "Taxi" last night has been recognized and favored by everyone, so Liu Yihua doesn't want to play any new tricks tonight.
When my chain nightclub opens, I will take out some high-end things, but the inherent conditions of the Regent Nightclub here are still not good.
There are also consumer competitions tonight. Due to the large number of people, the dance floor is crowded with people, which makes Xiao Ruoqing and Xiao Ruoqing, who are maintaining order, dizzy... Today's fifth update is over!
The fastest update, please.
Chapter completed!