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Human desires and desires are difficult to satisfy, but at the same time, human desires and desires are easy to satisfy; people are also very fickle, so people's desires and desires become elusive, and there is finally no God in this world, because the reason may be that they are angry to death.

So day after day, year after year, most people live a ten-day monotonous life. When these unchanging days are finally unbearable, people start to torture. So all kinds of behaviors of spending money to seek suffering are popular, and they are also packaged as various healthy and beneficial images by those who are interested. In fact, to put it bluntly, it is just that people are bored and have to torture. Of course, there is no need to say about those unhealthy tortures.

However, some people want to make trouble but don’t even have the conditions to make trouble. Apart from working hard to make themselves live and working hard for a better future, they have almost no time for themselves. Complaints about boring life have even become a luxury, such as our protagonist Yang Xiaofan.

At this time, an opportunity without spending a penny fell from the sky. From then on, our personal protagonist Yang Xiaofan's ordinary life is like the rolling water of the Pearl River, and it will never return. Every day, he will wail in the exciting urban adventure, begging the gods who have been pissed to death, and let ordinary and simple days come again!

Okay, now let our protagonist take you into a new world that is dangerous and exciting that subverts your feelings!

Note: It’s just subverting the feeling, don’t expect too much!

Let’s introduce our protagonist first.

His name is Yang Xiaofan. He is 25 years old this year, unmarried, young and a native of Yangcheng. He currently lives in Pengcheng, has parents at home, an ordinary working family, graduated from a second-rate university, and is studying information technology. He currently works in the Pengcheng Cuixiang Road Branch, a large chain store with state-owned background. He has two years of service and serves as an information maintenance officer and network engineer. His monthly income is 4,000 or more, and sometimes more than 5,000, but he is a moonlight clan, and 4,500 is actually no difference.

The young man looks pretty good, at least he won't scare his children when walking at night. He is 1.78 meters tall and barely passes the disabled line. He currently has no girlfriend who is dating. He spends long nights by masturbation on weekdays. He loves online games, drinks, complains, picks up girls, and scolds his boss.

Living in a relative's house, his family went abroad to work as an immigration prison in a cold and empty place, so he called it helping to see the house, but in fact he was taking advantage of the house and even the water and electricity bills. It was shameless.

This is a very ordinary night in early May. Pengcheng is already a very hot season in May. However, modern people have caught up with a good era. No matter how hot the weather is, we can't resist the magical air conditioner in our hands. The Great Demon King of the Blasting Flames also has to kneel down.

Only the buzzing sound of the air conditioner and the clicking mouse in the room where doors and windows are closed. At that rhythm, the hand speed of this child's shoe is quite considerable, but the current game masters rely not on the hand speed, but on the speed of spending money.

Sure enough, a crisp sound of falling mouse sounded, followed by Yang Xiaofan's angrily scolding: "I'll go! Damn it, I'm going to cheat. I can't even hold on to Nima for twenty seconds. Damn it! If you break the game, you will know how to make money. The games in China are all harmed by these unscrupulous merchants. Damn it!"

Yang Xiaofan was swearing around the room, kicking the mattress from time to time, or punching the soft pillow hard. He was not stupid, so he wouldn't hit the wall and kick the stool. He was so angry that he was still venting his body. How bad would it be?

After venting, Yang Xiaofan, who was slightly sweating, felt much more relieved. He let out a heavy breath and shouted, "It's just a start again." Then he walked out and turned around. He returned to the computer with a bottle of fine water droplets in his hand.

He hesitated for a long time when he finally clicked the button to delete the character: "Cao, can't I just stop playing it? Let's find it again!"

Yang Xiaofan clicked on the website of the game community and was looking for a new target. Suddenly, Yang Xiaofan found that there was a very strange thing shaking around on the floating advertising version of the screen. Looking at the icon, could it be the legendary random login reward? I heard that there was the latest internal test code and so on. Yang Xiaofan shouted "lucky" and quickly clicked on it. Now the advantage of fast hand speed was finally taken out.

"Small, where can I run, hehe..."

"Ding, welcome! Do you think your ordinary life has been boring for ten years? Do you feel the depression and dissatisfaction in your heart? Do you still have to sit in front of the computer and look up at the white ceiling? Do you know that you are wasting your precious life? Congratulations, you have now got a chance to change all this! Yes, it is completely free. As long as you fill in your contact information and delivery address here, and click the consent button, your life will be completely changed. From then on, an ordinary, ordinary, and peaceful life will be gone forever. What are you hesitating about? Order now and you can get an additional set of scenario modes, which is completely free and absolutely free! What are you hesitating about? This product is limited in quantity, first come first served, and you can only complain about the world!"

The blood-red free words strongly attracted Yang Xiaofan's eyes. Although the slogan of this advertisement seems to be a little bit 2, isn't the advertisements all like this? Free!! This is free, if you miss it, you won't hesitate!

Yang Xiaofan will never admit that he was moved by those low-level advertising slogans. He was just moved by the word "free". He didn't read anything else, but he really didn't read it! Although, his life was really pale and boring.

Yang Xiaofan gritted his teeth and said, isn’t it just a phone number and address? What’s so amazing? I don’t know how many times my information has been sold, and I don’t care about this time.

Yang Xiaofan, who had super high hand speed, took advantage of his advantage, knocked it hard, and then clicked the huge blue agree button below with great pleasure, and then... there was no more, the pop-up window closed, everything seemed to have never happened, there was no follow-up, and there was no email and text notification.

After waiting for a while, Yang Xiaofan finally admitted that he was cheated again! Damn this is not an obvious scam. After talking for a long time, the advertisement did not say what he got for free. This is really unprofessional. At least you can write something for free, right? Even if it is a pack of tissue paper!

What's even more sad is that Yang Xiaofan was really fooled. Yang Xiaofan suddenly felt very sad. His IQ was developing inversely proportional with the rise in temperature. However, placing his IQ on the temperature itself means that his IQ is very problematic.

The game account was deleted in anger, and then he was fooled by the unscrupulous liar. Today was so unlucky. The depressed Yang Xiaofan simply gave up on himself. That night, the room was filled with a strange smell, and countless tissues were consumed.
Chapter completed!
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