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Chapter 6 No Whitebeard Grandpa

‘Learning Level: The raid of the Wind-Traveling Dog is over, and the host is rated for adaptability to this product and the product is officially launched.’

This voice... Yang Xiaofan looked around in confusion, and then he seemed to understand something.

"Damn!"

Yang Xiaofan cursed, and suddenly his legs became weak and he collapsed to the ground. At this moment, he didn't know whether to cry or laugh.

However, Yang Xiaofan immediately heard a few unharmonious sounds, as if coming from the door opposite: "Call the police quickly, hurry up!"

"Dad, dad, don't be anxious. Maybe there is a reason. Don't make it so troublesome, let's take a look."

"Stop looking, it's bad if you hurt someone. Even if you don't hurt someone, it's not good to hurt flowers and plants. Now there are madmen everywhere, and you really can't live this life."

"Dad~"

Yang Xiaofan smiled bitterly. The scene he had just seen was something that people could see. I thought that the name of a lunatic would soon spread in the community. This time, he was killed.

Yang Xiaofan took a breath and stood up from the ground. While patting his clothes, he staggered towards the stairs. When he passed the closed door, he subconsciously turned his head and looked at it, and squeezed out a stiff smile. However, this confirmed the rumor that he was a lunatic.

......

"Hey? Hey?! Then who... System? Lord God?... Are you still here?"

Yang Xiaofan sat on the stairs, calling in a low voice, but the sound just now did not appear again. Yang Xiaofan was a little doubtful if he was having auditory hallucinations just now because he was too nervous.

"Hey, that, that... the white-bearded grandpa?"

"Alien?..."

"Help the elf?"

"Is it...help?assistant?"

"Be, the host calls the product assistant for the first time. Please ask questions. The product assistant will try to meet the host's request for help as much as possible."

"Thank God! You finally showed up, wooah..."

Yang Xiaofan was almost crying, but he immediately became worried. Will his words cause misunderstandings from the product assistant? Fortunately, the product assistant did not make any noise. It seems that it can understand its meaning and ideas. However, he was clearly calling it just now, and it was deliberately pretending to be inaudible?

"Assistant, will you respond only by calling the assistant?"

"Yes, in order to avoid interference with the host, this helper must call the 'assistant' to start the reaction program. If the host wishes to change the startup keyword, it is allowed."

"So... don't be busy for now. I have many questions, so don't worry."

The product assistant did not make a sound. It was not a wise guy, or it deliberately pretended to be without wisdom. Anyway, Yang Xiaofan understood that this guy did not respond to questions that did not have a clear consultation intention or specified questions that needed to be answered by the assistant.

"Assistant, can you tell me about your origin?"

"This product is a life innovation aid. The product manufacturer is Huanyu Intelligent R&D Company. The product model is Alpha Type I, the serial number is 001, and the internal number is XXXXXXXXXXXXX."

Yang Xiaofan blinked, and in fact he could not tell anything from this information. Yang Xiaofan, a global intelligent research and development company, dared to make a promise. What he found was definitely not the company that produced this thing. If the Earth's technology had been advanced enough to send an intelligent machine into the human brain and successfully hijacked his five senses, the Earth would have long been the same.

Well, this thing may be...what knows how it came about, but unfortunately I became an experimental product, the kind of alias guinea pig. This can be seen from the product number of 001, darn!

"Okay, assistant, explain what you are."

"...This product is a life innovation aid, the product manufacturer is Huanyu Intelligent R&D Company, the product model is Alpha Type I, the serial number is 001, and the internal number is XXXXXXXXXXXXX."

Yang Xiaofan rolled his eyes: "Assistant, are you staying in my body? How to work and how long can it last?"

"This product is bound to the host's brain and uses biological energy to provide energy, and operates for more than one thousand years."

"Uh, it seems that you are still there even if I die."

“…”

"Assistant, how do you reside in my brain?"

"No corresponding results were found, please change the way of asking questions."

"Assistant, how do your body and my brain cells combine?"

"No corresponding results were found, please change the way of asking questions."

Yang Xiaofan sighed. It seems that there is no answer to this question, so... the next one is the most important question.

"Assistant, can this product be uninstalled?"

"This product does not support uninstallation, deactivation or restriction of use."

Although Yang Xiaofan was mentally prepared, he was still very disappointed when he heard this answer. After a while of depression, he still asked unwillingly:

"Assistant, please explain in detail why it cannot be uninstalled, deactivated or restricted use."

"This product does not support uninstallation, deactivation or restriction of use."

"Uh..." Yang Xiaofan was speechless. What kind of product is this? It's simply a ** product! I have to go to the Consumer Council to complain to him, and he will lose everything. Of course, the premise is that I can find a company that creates this immoral thing.

Since you can't uninstall it, you must try your best to understand this innovative life aid. Although it is helpless, this is the only thing that should be done most. Yang Xiaofan tried hard to calm down his messy mood, took a deep breath, thought about it carefully, and asked seriously:

"Assistant, what I see in front of me is an illusion?"

"Scenery is an illusion that is partially extended, animals and certain objects are semi-illusions, and active and passive aggressive targets are special illusions."

"Assistant, explain what is an extensional illusion, a semi-illusion and a special illusion."

"No corresponding results were found, please change the way of asking questions."

Yang Xiaofan was angry. What kind of assistant is this? He didn't know anything about it. However, it was obviously a silly act to be angry with this assistant program without intelligence. As for the producer, who knows where he is in the universe!

"Okay, let me be more specific, assistant, what are those rust and dust? Are they real?

"That's an illusion of extension."

Extension illusion? In other words, it is formed after extension and development on the original basis? This is easier to understand, that is, the scene of those things appearing in front of you several years later? Or it is magnified some local characteristics, which is easier to understand!

Yang Xiaofan couldn't help but shout for his IQ.

"Assistant, the human image I see is a semi-illusion?"

"Yes."

"Assistant, I see people who look different. What is the basis for their imaging?"

“Nothing to be told.”

Yang Xiaofan scolded shamelessly, saying that being able to tell is different from not finding the result. The meaning of being able to tell you is that I know and I won’t tell you!

Yang Xiaofan blinked and continued to ask, "Assistant, is that Wind-Traveling Dog a special illusion?"

"Yes."

"Assistant, is it real?"

"It's a special illusion."

"I understand, then assistant, how did the illusion form?"

"Interfere with the host's five senses."

"Assistant, since I can interfere with my five senses, why do there still be many loopholes? For example, Qingshui, my clothes, etc."

"The people who ask this question are all fools."

"What?! You...you...I...you have IQ?"

“…”

"Assistant, is the inherent answer to the question just now?"

“Yes, the answer I got from searching.”

"Damn! I've seen through it by the designer."

Yang Xiaofan thought about it carefully and understood why the producers thought that asking this question was a fool. This product was not a torture thing at all. It was called a life innovation aid, which helped people obtain innovative lifestyles. Therefore, the obvious loopholes were left to allow users to distinguish what is illusion and what is reality. They were indeed a fool.

"Assistant, why didn't you remind me that the auxiliary was working at the beginning?"

"This is a scheduled program, and the helper is not started before completing the first level."

"Grass! It's so bad! Assistant, what if the first level is not completed?"

"The helper will not start."

"What...will happen? Assistant, what will happen?"

"The question is unclear, no subject was found."

"Uh, assistant, what if the host hasn't completed the first level?"

"The helper will not start."

Damn! Yang Xiaofan gave his head hard. His problem is so stupid. His IQ is really a problem! He has never been able to complete the level, so the help program will naturally not start. He will never know what kind of ghostly life innovation auxiliary device is in his head!

"Assistant, if I can't defeat Zhufeng Dog, but instead be defeated by Zhufeng Dog...kill, what will happen?"

"The host dies, the program terminates."

Yang Xiaofan's face turned pale. Damn, this life innovation aid is too mad, it will kill you directly! This is definitely a three-no product in the small workshop. Complaints, and you must complain!

However, Yang Xiaofan also heard a good news, that is, the program can still be terminated. Although he may no longer care whether the program was terminated at that time, in fact, Yang Xiaofan was still maliciously thinking that it would be better not to terminate it. It is better to find another host, and you can't just harm me, it's unfair!

"Assistant, don't you think the Wind-Traveling Dog is too dangerous for me? This test level is not set for killing people, right?"

"The Wind-Traveling Dog is very fragile and is the lowest-level active attack target."

"I'm very fragile. I'll just slap it, fool it, and continue to fool it! Uh, assistant, what I'm talking about is that compared to me, the Wind-Traveling Dog is very strong, very strong, no matter how fast or strength, defense, damage, etc., they are much stronger than me."

"The Wind-Zhu Duo is the lowest active attack target. The Wind-Zhu Duo has obvious weaknesses and is a target that can be easily defeated for the host."

"Weakness? Assistant, what are the weaknesses of Wind-Traveling Dogs?"

“Nothing to be told.”

"Uh...it's so terrible! Assistant, what's going on with that weapon?"

"As long as the host summons a weapon in his mind, the weapon will appear in the host's hands. The strength of the weapon can be increased and the form can change according to the host's requirements. The damage to the weapon will cause losses, and repeated damage to the weapon may cause the host to lose its ability to move."

Yang Xiaofan blinked his eyes and his expression became serious. This information was very important. He introduced many crucial speculations from it.
Chapter completed!
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