If it were someone else, Li Mu would have turned against each other at this time. But the target was Li Shimin, so he didn't say anything. Want to go? Anyway, you can only think about it, you can still touch it? Oh!

Li Mu brought the topic back to Yang and asked, "Your Majesty, why have you always called "Yang" instead of "Yang Fei"? I think it's a bit strange."

Li Shimin smiled bitterly and said, "I can't pass the queen's level."

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Li Shimin sighed and said, "I have mentioned this matter many times with the queen. But the queen just doesn't let go. You have seen the queen's attitude towards things. She is a person who cares about the rules the most. In order to maintain the rules, she even has to restrain his brother. I took Yang to the palace, and the first person to object was the queen. But because of my persistence, the queen also knew about my past with Yang, and finally compromised. She just demanded that she could not give her a title."

"I also know that she was thinking about my reputation and for Yang to stay in the palace, she had to agree. She felt wronged Yang and the Queen."

Li Mu thought to himself, such a scumbag! As soon as this idea came out, he thought of himself again. If Li Shimin was a scumbag, he seemed to be better. With such a good wife as Qiaoqiao, he was still flirting with her. Oh, it really fits that sentence. The crow stood on the pig, and no one would say that anyone would be shady.

However, I can still communicate.

Li Mu asked again: "Your Majesty, can I ask you a private question?"

"Private question?" Li Shimin frowned and said, "What's the question? Let's talk about it first."

"Oh!" Li Mu sighed before he could speak, saying, "Your Majesty, I have been troubled by women recently. I really need some guidance in life. I now have four ladies..."

"Wait!" Li Shimin interrupted, "There are only one wife, how can four? Except for your wife, they should be concubines. You won't even understand these rules, right?"

"I naturally know this rule." Li Mu hurriedly said, "Although I call their wives because I respect them, the difference between them has long been explained. Moreover, my wife, Your Majesty, has seen her, and she is gentle and virtuous, and she doesn't care much about these false names. Take my fourth wife for example. She is older than my wife, and the two are called sisters and get along very well."

"Since you get along well, that's your blessing, what else is there to bother?"

Li Mu sighed: "I have a knot in my heart."

"Knot in the heart?" Li Shimin frowned and said, "What knot in the heart?"

"I dare not deceive Your Majesty. I once told my wife that I only love her in this life. But later, I met an auctioned person at Kouya Store in West City. My current second wife knew her kindness, so I bought her back and spent fifty coins. I deceived myself at that time and said I couldn't bear to see her humiliated. But later I thought about this. The slaves of Kouya Store were auctioned like that. Why didn't I buy others but bought her? Didn't I just look at her? Isn't it? Although they get along well now, I still violated my original oath. Later, I fell in love with the third wife and the fourth wife. I don't know how many in the future... Your Majesty, do you think I'm very hypocritical? I'm really sorry for my wife when I see one like this and love one!"

After hearing Li Mu's words, Li Shimin burst into laughter, his laughter getting louder and louder, as if he was about to get out of breath.

Li Mu said unhappily: "Your Majesty, I sincerely ask Your Majesty for life guidance. Why does Your Majesty still laugh at me? Are my words so ridiculous?"

"Li Mu, Li Mu," Li Shimin finally stopped laughing and said, "I laughed at you for being smart and confused for a lifetime, but I can't blame you completely. After all, you are still young, so it is normal for you to be confused about love affairs."

"Please help your Majesty to answer your doubts."

"Li Mu, although I advise you not to be greedy for women, I want to remind you not to indulge in women, rather than letting you be a monk. The lonely yin will not be born, and the lonely yang will not grow. Throughout history, if there is no yin and yang, how can you reproduce and survive? It is very normal for men to like women and want to have the woman they like."

"This is by nature, and it is not something that humans can resist. When a man comes to this world, he means two words: "fight and grab". In ancient times, men compete for food. If food has been taken by others, then they will be snatched into their own hands. Now it is the same. Everything about men is snatched, wealth, status, and women!"

"What should I do if two men like a woman? Fight! See who has the advantages, and this woman likes it more. Or simply use her own method to grab the woman in her hands regardless of whether she likes it or not. This is not a problem, it is a manifestation of a man's ability."

"If you were a farmer, you wouldn't think that you could marry another woman in your life. You would have such thoughts because of your current ability that prompted you to have such thoughts. Why do you feel guilty? Because you made a vow? Haha!"

"The oath between men and men is called faithfulness. Is there a faithfulness between men and women? There seems to be no such statement? Moreover, as a person who has experienced it, I can tell you responsibly. Don't think that your wife cares about your so-called vows. Maybe she cares very much now. But after she gives birth to a child, you will be the second one, and the child is the most important thing in her heart. Even if you marry ten or eight more, she may not care about you."

Scumbag, straight men cancer, and machismo... Li Mu made a judgment in his heart. Fortunately, a guy like Li Shimin was born in the Tang Dynasty. If this was put in his previous life and exposed it online, he would not have been scolded by those feminists?

"Is the same true for the queen?"

"Yes!" Li Shimin nodded and said, "Emperor Chengqian, he will fill my harem with me... Ah, no, I was still the King of Qin at that time. That's what you mean, and the same is true for you. After your wife becomes pregnant, she will not care about you."

"That's right..."

Li Mu was still a little suspicious. Suddenly Li Shimin went gossip, stared at Li Mu's eyes, and asked, "Boy, tell me the truth. You have been married to your wife for almost half a year, and there is no movement yet. Is it your body--"

"Your Majesty!" Li Mu shouted and said angrily: "What are you saying? You are the emperor, why are you just asking about these things? Fortunately, it's night now, and the living servant is not around. If you are there, record it for Your Majesty, how should future generations judge Your Majesty?"

Li Shimin raised his eyebrows and said, "How can I judge? I care about my ministers!"

Li Mu snorted and said, "I will definitely say that Your Majesty is not serious."

"I think you are looking for a fight!" Li Shimin raised his hand and acted to beat him. Li Mu immediately lay on the ground, covering his injured arm and shouted in pain. Seeing his scoundrel appearance, Li Shimin had no choice but to say helplessly: "Okay, it's like a rogue, and I don't know where to learn it. Get up, it's getting late, go to bed."

As he said that, Li Shimin walked over like a couch, but he didn't ask anyone to take off his clothes, so he untied his robe himself.

Li Mu got up from the ground and watched Li Shimin take off his clothes. He suddenly became very nervous. Li Shimin turned around and glanced at him and said, "Why are you standing there? Take off your clothes?"

"Uh..." Li Mu avoided Li Shimin's gaze and said unnaturally: "Your Majesty, where are you sleeping? It seems that it is not appropriate to lie on the same bed as Your Majesty..."

"What's this?" Li Shimin said strangely: "Have you heard the allusion of 'Sleeping with the foot'? The ability to sleep with the foot with the foot shows that I trust you very much. What an honor, are you not satisfied?"

Li Mu has heard of the word "Sleeping with the foot...", but he really doesn't know what the specific position is. Li Mu came to the couch in a vague way, looked at it for a while, and asked curiously: "Your Majesty, Sleeping with the foot...How can you sleep?"

Li Shimin gestured to Li Mu and explained, "That's it, I lie down first, and then you lie on the other end, my feet facing your head, your feet facing my head--"

"That won't work!" Before Li Shimin finished speaking, Li Mu blurted out, with a firm attitude and said, "It's absolutely not possible, I would rather die than do it!"

Li Shimin didn't understand why he was suddenly so excited. He looked at him strangely and said, "What do you mean, are you sick? Are you brain disease?"

"No!" Li Mu shook his head and said, "Anyway, I don't do it, I would rather stand overnight."

"This is strange!" Li Shimin frowned and said, "What is the reason? There must be a reason, right?"

Li Mu glanced at Li Shimin and took off the foot binding cloth that was a little yellow, and his stomach surging. He turned his head and shook his head.

Li Shimin was really made unmanageable by him and said, "Hurry up!"

"I dare not say--"

"I'm sorry for your guilt, I'll say it now!"

"Then I will say it." Li Mu quietly took a step back and said quickly: "Your Majesty's feet are too smelly! I can't stand it! I will definitely die tomorrow after sleeping for a night. Instead of being stinking from your Majesty's feet, it's better to let Your Majesty cut it off directly! I'm finished!"

Li Shimin was stunned and stared at Li Mu blankly, asking, "Do you think my feet are smelly?"

"Um!"

"I'll kick you to death!"

Li Shimin shouted loudly and kicked her feet. Li Mu ran away. Fortunately, the one who was injured today was his arm, not his legs, which did not affect his running.

Li Shimin was born in the army, and pursuing the enemy was common and he didn't feel tired. On the other hand, although Li Mu was young and had a little better physical strength, he was injured and bleeding today, and his endurance was not as good as usual. After running around the hall pillar for two times, Li Shimin caught up with him and kicked him to the ground.

"Oh, your majesty, my tail bone is about to break..." Li Mu rolled on the ground and rushed towards the hall gate. Li Shimin caught up with him a few steps, then kicked Li Mu's butt and kicked him out of the Tai Chi Hall.
Chapter completed!