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Chapter 31: The Family Has a Wife

Fahai was really speechless by the Kitchen God's nonsense, and almost got angry and took a lesson.

Chen Mang looked at the Kitchen God's serious nonsense and wiped off the word "danger" on his head, then glanced at the Tudigong who was so scared beside him that he was afraid to speak, feeling that his position could move.

After a while, Fahai looked at Chen Mang and recited the Buddha's name and said, "Amitabha, Chen, there must be a monster in the government office. Can you lead the way and let me go to the back office to take a look?"

Chen Mang coughed dryly and said, "It's probably not convenient to have a female family in the Houya."

A ray of light burst out from Fahai's eyes and said, "Prince Chen, I think that monster must be hiding among the female relatives. The monsters and evil spirits have always been good at turning into women and bewitching the world with their beauty. Prison Chen must not mislead himself!"

Chen Mang said in shock: "This is impossible! I don't believe it unless you let a few fairies seduce me!"

The folds on Fahai's cheeks were all leaping. Looking at the ridiculous prefect in front of him, he was so angry that one Buddha was born and two Buddhas ascended to heaven, warning: "If you have this evil thought, you will suffer a great disaster in the future. Then you will be sent to hell. Let's see who will save you!"

Chen Mang shook his head and said, "It's impossible. I have a virtuous wife in my family. I won't suffer any disaster. At least I can live longer than you. But Zen Master Fahai, you, a monk, want to break into my backyard. This is a violation of lust! Zen Master, Fahai is boundless, and it's the shore to turn around. Don't let your Dharma name down!"

Fahai was slightly stunned, then blew his beard and stared at him, "That is the sea of ​​suffering, not the sea of ​​failure!"

Chen Mang waved his hand calmly: "It doesn't matter, you know that's what it means. Zen Master Fahai, hurry up and go back to Jinshan Temple to tear the Buddha statue. If you are quick to do it, you might be able to send it to the yamen before dark."

Fahai said angrily: "If you dare to blaspheme my Buddha, you will not be afraid of being sent to the eighteen levels of hell after death!"

Chen Mang sighed slightly, and instantly turned into a solemn Dharma image of treasure and asked him, "Zen Master, is your Buddha in the temple?"

Fahai felt the profound Buddhist teachings in his body, and was stunned and said, "No, the Buddha is in Lingshan."

Chen Mang pointed to his chest: "My Buddha is here. As long as there is a Buddha in his heart, whether it is in the human world or in Lingshan, Buddha is me, and I am Buddha."

Looking at Chen Mang, who made him feel involuntarily bowed down, a drop of sweat as big as beans flowed down from Fahai's forehead and said in a trembling voice: "Worshiping idols has always been something. Throughout history, everyone in the world has been like this. You practice Buddhism, but you say such a traitor. What do you mean by saying such a traitor!"

Chen Mang said: "The Buddha comes from sentient beings. Without sentient beings, where does the Buddha come from? I will tear down your Buddha statue and save sentient beings. This is to correct you. If you don't thank me, I will be a wake-up call. Why do you ask me what I want?"

"Stop it! You misinterpret the scriptures and intend to destroy my Buddhist teachings. I think you are a disciple of the Demon Buddha, who is specifically involved in the Buddhist disciples and destroy my Buddhist reputation!"

Fahai shook his right hand, and a purple gold bowl suddenly appeared in his hand, holding it high to shine on Chen Mang, and a Buddha light instantly shone on Chen Mang's body.

Chen Mang covered his eyes with his hands and said, "It's so dazzling, how much power does this require..."

"This purple gold bowl was given by the Buddha, and it is dedicated to destroying evil spirits. Under the Buddha's light, I will not shine through your true form, so that your body and spirit will be destroyed!"

Looking at Chen Mang's uncomfortable look, Fa Haizhi showed off proudly and quietly waited for Chen Mang to show his true form.

The next moment, a samurai sounded from Chen Mang. In an instant, several phantoms of the celestial women appeared, hovering and scattering colorful petals. The Vajra Guardians, the Eight Heavenly Dragons, and the Prajna Buddhas also appeared together, chanting scriptures in unison, and an illusion of bliss in the Western Paradise appeared in the Buddha's light.

Fahai was stunned and murmured in disbelief: "Impossible, this is impossible, how is this possible..."

After a moment, the purple gold bowl turned into a stream of light, flew towards Chen Mang, and stayed in front of Chen Mang.

Chen Mang put the purple gold bowl into his hand and said, "Don't throw things around. Even if you can't hit people, it's not good to hit flowers and plants!"

Seeing that the purple gold bowl was stolen, Fahai suddenly woke up and summoned a Zen stick, and rushed towards Chen Mang in anger. The magic power of more than a thousand years surged out, and in an instant, the wind and clouds surged!

"Give me the Dharma bowl!"

Seeing that the Zen Staff was about to fall on Chen Mang, a blue light suddenly flashed and penetrated Fahai's chest in the blink of an eye.

"ah!"

Fahai exclaimed in pain, and the Zen stick raised high was instantly leaning on the ground. He covered the wound on his chest with his other hand and started healing his wounds with magic power.

At the same time, a beautiful blue figure appeared in front of Chen Mang, looking at Fahai with murderous intent, and it was Qing'er.

Chen Mang looked at Fahai regretfully and sighed, "I told you that my family has an immortal wife and will not suffer any disaster. You must not believe it, right now, do you believe it?"

Fahai looked at Qing'er with a frightened look on her face, and looked at her for a few times, and found that there was no trace of demonic aura on her body. He instantly showed a surprised expression: "It's not a demon, neither of you are a demon, how could this be..."

Fahai looked confused and realized that he might have really taken a look away. His face changed a little, and he said in a deep voice: "Amitabha, I have no idea about Mount Tai and offended you. Please forgive me. Can I return the purple gold bowl to me? I will leave now."

Chen Mang said, "If my wife hadn't appeared in time, I would have been beaten to death by your Zen stick. This purple gold bowl would have been used as a medicine fee. In addition, when I saw that you were seriously injured and needed peace of mind, I would like to send someone to the temple to help you tear the bronze statue. No need to thank me." After that, he took Qing'er to the backyard, leaving behind a resentful Fahai, who wanted to chase him but did not dare to chase him.

After a while, Fahai said to Huikong: "They are two, and I will beat them alone. When I invite a helper, we will get back the Zijin Bottle!"

Huikong asked curiously: "Who are the Zen master going to invite?"

Fahai turned around and left with a confident look on his face, and said, "Dragon Subduing Arhat!"

At the same time, in a restaurant, shopkeeper Lu was following Chen Mang's instructions to lead a group of monsters in Shu to visit Hangzhou. When he noticed Qing'er's magic power, the monsters in Shu looked towards the government office one after another.

The leopard spirit Lin Chong was slightly happy and looked at Manager Lu and said, "You know that our Queen is so powerful?"

Manager Lu nodded with a pale face, then realized that he could not admit defeat, and glared at the eye and said, "Of course, if it is not powerful, can our young master be liked by her room?"

The leopard spirit's face suddenly became ugly, and he snorted: "It was obviously our Queen who accepted your son from your family. You can wait and see. In a few days, your son will have to follow us back to Shu and be together. Are you right?"

Next to him, a man and a woman, two round children were enjoying the delicious fried bamboo shoots around the wooden basin. When he heard his call, the boy chewed the bamboo shoots and raised his face: "I asked the Queen yesterday when she would go back. The Queen said, "I am happy here and don't miss you."

Leopard Sperm: "…"
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