Chapter 826 Sleeping with a headache
There are ten women in the family, just enough for two mahjong tables. Because Lin Li and Li Ling came, Xiaomei and Xiaoxue took the initiative to step aside. Anyway, Xiaomei didn't understand much and was not very interested. As for Xiaoxue, she was only 18 years old. Mahjong is not a hobby for her at this age. When she gets married and has children, this hobby will slowly be developed.
Seeing that Yu Han and Yan Shishi were back, Lin Li and the others got up and started cooking dinner. Tonight was the New Year's Eve dinner, which had to be sumptuous. After that, they stayed up for thirty and watched the Spring Festival Gala. Everyone who knew how to cook got into the kitchen. Those who couldn’t cook watched TV and ate snacks in the living room. Everyone seemed extremely happy during the New Year.
I saw a joke at night some time ago.
Zhao Benshan presented a pair of couplets to Liu Xiang.
Shanglian: Earned advertising fees for eight years.
Second line: Cheated two Olympic Games.
Horizontal split: Goodbye at the Paralympics.
Liu Xiang gave Zhao Benshan a gift in return.
On the face: A rich man played the role of a peasant in the Spring Festival Gala for 20 years.
Second line: Foreigners pretending to be country bumpkins defrauded 1.3 billion Chinese people.
Horizontal splitting: deception and deception.
In this regard, Yu Han did not express any opinions. Everyone has his own way of living. Many things in real life are full of helplessness. Although some celebrities pretend to be noble, in fact, they are extremely evil in their hearts and cover up in various ways. , all kinds of disguises, all kinds of purity, who would have thought that the pure and sweet Gillian would have sex with Edison, who would have thought that Sister Cecilia is a black fungus, who would have thought that behind the beauty of Korean actresses, there are all Dirty and vicissitudes of life, who would have thought that those who cry about poverty are all billionaires.
The darkness and filth of society, the hypocrisy and ugliness of human nature, there is no need to complain too much, it is enough to live well.
12 people gathered together, happily eating the New Year's Eve dinner and watching the Spring Festival Gala. Only Yu Han was a male, and the other 11 were all beauties. This kind of treatment is what many Diaosi dream of. Drinking is a must. , Women generally don’t drink, but on New Year’s Eve, you must drink. It doesn’t matter if you are drunk, relax and be happy. 2012 is in the past, and we look forward to 2013 with a better look.
When the New Year's bell rang, Yu Han and others set off firecrackers and fireworks in the courtyard. At the same time, every household was setting off firecrackers. The fireworks filled the sky and looked extremely dazzling. Qin Wenshan and Jiang Xueji The little loli seemed extremely happy, jumping up and down, taking photos and recording short videos with her mobile phone to record this beautiful moment.
When it was time to sleep, Yu Han had to face a headache decision again.
There are so many wives, which one should I sleep with?
Because Yu Han showed too much enthusiasm and focus on Yan Shishi, Su Qingcheng, Hua Zhixiang and others disagreed, especially Hua Zhixiang. Even the most obedient Qin Wenshan felt that she had fallen out of favor. , Xiaomei, Li Zixiu and others also felt particularly unhappy.
If you have more wives, this kind of thing is inevitable.
Yu Han really thought about it and said: "Dear friends, I am not partial. I like all of you very much. The main thing is that you have many sockets and I only have one plug. I can't take care of it, so I can only arrange the numbers." None of you can understand my hard work and sadness."
Women are all selfish. They want Yu Han to hug them and sleep every night, but that’s not possible. They have to treat them equally and take turns one by one. Sometimes I think about it, it’s better to have only one wife, so I don’t have to work so hard, but it’s true. A wife will get bored over time. When there is more time, she will think less, and when she is less, she will think more. Just like when winter comes, she thinks about summer, and when summer comes, she thinks about winter again. Human thoughts are always They are all so contradictory.
In terms of beauty alone, Yan Shishi and Su Qingcheng are on the same level, Yang Rui and Hua Zhixiang are about the same level, Xiaomei, Li Zixiu, Mo Zixin, Li Cuiting, and Jiang Han are all in the same category. These are all Yujie, Zhu Yixiang, and Qin Wenshan, Jiang Xue, Xu Xuan, Zhang Rourou, Li Ling and Ren Yingying belong to the same category. They are relatively pure, beautiful, well-behaved and innocent. Jiang Yanxi is the most simple and simple. As for Catherine, the taste of Western beauties cannot be compared with Eastern beauties.
The biggest difference is that Western women like to shave, and the fungus looks clean and tender, making you want to take a bite.
When the jubilation was over, everyone went upstairs to rest.
Yu Han is still holding Yan Shishi's hand, and it seems that he is destined to sleep with her tonight. Everyone else is itching to see this, and at the same time he expresses serious dissatisfaction with Yu Han. Ci'ao, a bastard who likes the new and hates the old, won't do it next time. If you blow it, your anus won't explode, hmph.
When he walked up to Hua Zhixiang, Yu Han held her hand quietly. Hua Zhixiang suddenly turned her head to look at him and asked, "What are you doing?"
"It seems like you didn't find that the room is not enough for you. I'll stay here tonight." Yu Han said in a low voice.
"That means you want me to make a room for you. Okay, I'll go and sleep with Qingcheng. It's fun for you." Hua Zhixiang said, the contempt in her words was obvious.
Yu Han smiled, opened the door, and pushed Hua Zhixiang in.
Hua Zhixiang let out a sweet cry and asked, "What do you want to do?"
"There's so much nonsense, let's sleep together." Yu Han said, pulling Yan Shishi in again and slamming the door.
Su Qingcheng, Xiaomei and others happened to see this scene, and the expressions on their faces were not good.
"Huh." Xiaomei hummed softly and walked into her room.
"You're going to marry me, and you still haven't developed a relationship with me. It's true." Qin Wenshan also complained very unhappily and walked into her room.
Wang Wenjuan held Jiang Xue's hand and looked helpless at this scene.
"Mom, why doesn't my brother sleep with me? He doesn't even look at me." Jiang Xue felt very wronged.
"Don't worry, don't worry, he promised to marry you, and he will do it sooner or later. Now, except for Qin Wenshan and you, no one else in the family has promised to marry them." Wang Wenjuan comforted her.
"Sister Hua and Sister Shishi are really beautiful and very mature. I am too young and my brother likes Sister Yu, so I have no advantage." Jiang Xue said.
"Wrong, your advantage is that you are young, and men like tender ones. Okay, let's not talk about this anymore, and go into the house to sleep." Wang Wenjuan said, holding Jiang Xue's little hand and entering the house.
Li Ling held Lin Li's arm and stood in front of the door, muttering softly: "My brother is so bad."
"A man's charm and ability are equal. These wives of Xiaohan all follow him sincerely. I can see that. This does not mean that he is bad. It can only mean that he is blessed." Lin Li said with a smile, If Yu Han was not her godson, she would never protect Yu Han like this, but now, it is understandable for a godmother to protect her godson.
Furthermore, Yu Han did not force them. If they were not willing to follow Yu Han, they could leave at any time.
But none of them left, and they were all willing to follow Yu Han, so what else was there to say.
"He sleeps two people a night." Li Ling said, feeling too evil.
Chapter completed!