Chapter 2 Naming
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The mission was completed, and Shinju Hashimara and Uchiha Madara were not so eager to return to Konoha.
Instead, I walked around the way and seemed to be out on a trip.
But it is true that, like their current strength, no one in the entire ninja world has the courage to fight them.
It is said that it is coming out to perform tasks, but it is more like going out to let go and let go.
"Ban, you see that this child grew up because he fused the cells of our two people. It can be considered our flesh and blood? Why don't we give him a name?"
Senju Hashirama seriously asked his friends while walking.
Although Uchiha Madara did not respond, Chiju Hashirama didn't care, but instead began to seriously think about his proposal.
Ling Yu had no idea about the fact that Chiju Hashirama wanted to name herself, and he didn't know why. When Ling Yu got into Uchiha Madara's arms, he wanted to sleep.
Is it because he has his genes? So he is very at ease?
Ling Yu did not think too much about this issue. He attributed all this to the nature of the baby. After all, babies always grow up by eating, sleeping and then excreting.
Just as Ling Yu was sleeping heavily, the person walking in front suddenly jumped up.
His face was filled with excitement and joy:
"Marima! I thought of it! Our child is called Qianshou Room!"
After saying that, I also have a Thousand-Handed Room! What a nice name! It just says it's like praising me and praising me...
Uchiha Madara listened to his friend's words and his already bright eyes instantly glared like a copper bell.
"Hashirama? Are you kidding? You're called Senju Room?"
Hearing Madara's words, Chiju Hashirama glanced at the other party in confusion, and then said silly:
"What's wrong with Madara? Doesn't this name sound good?"
Uchiha Madara took a deep breath, hugged Ling Yu with one hand and covered his forehead with the other, trying not to make his face distorted:
"You bastard, see what names your family has obtained? Orchidama, Tobira, Washima, Hashima! Now we have to get a room for this child! Your family was born in a construction team! Why don't you all go to heaven and the sun side by side?"
Chiju Hashirama seemed to have become accustomed to Uchiha Madara's low roar.
I don’t know if it was because my younger brother Tomoma was criticized too much, or because my wife was criticized too much...
More likely...
Hashirama secretly glanced at Uchiha Madara beside him, and then smiled foolishly as if nothing had happened.
"Hahaha~ So my father's name is so meaningful~"
Ling Yu in Uchiha Madara's arms was also awakened by the movements of the two...
At this time, he was blinking his eyes and looking at the two ninja legends. He didn't know that he had almost been named Qianshou Room just now.
Fortunately, he didn't know. If he knew, he would probably be sad. He would not have a father for three days and three nights, and then he would die of constipation...
Uchiha Madara looked at her old friend and was speechless again.
After a while, Uchiha Madara broke the peace:
"This child will be called Ling Yu in the future!"
Madara's tone is unquestionable, giving people the feeling of being the will of the king, irresistible.
When Ling Yu heard this name, his first reaction was that he was a god!
Master Madara is so good!
It was the same name as before I traveled through time!
Ling Yu said he was very satisfied!
When Chiju Hashirama heard the name Ling Yu, he thought it was good and very good at the first time.
But the problem continued...
He calmed down and looked at Uchiha Madara with a smile:
"Marima, will this child be called Qianshou Lingyu in the future? It seems to be quite good~ hahahaha~"
It would be fine if you didn't say this. When Uchiha Madara suddenly burst out when she heard this, she immediately stared at Chiju Hashirama with his big eyes:
"What a joke! Of course, this child should be named Uchiha Ryo! How could his surname be Chishou!"
It seems that there are many things worth exploring in me, otherwise these two people would not be so anxious to assign their belongings, right?
Ling Yu, who has experienced the background of the great era, could not help but maliciously speculate on the ideas of Hashimara and Uchiha Madara.
But soon, reality hit Ling Yu.
I saw Chiju Hashirama glance at his mouth unwillingly and said indignantly:
"I clearly proposed to give my name first, but why did I suddenly have the surname Uchiha? You know, he has half my bloodline!"
Uchiha Madara didn't say anything, but just stared at Chiju Hashirama with her eyes, and her expression on her face was a little unhappy no matter how she looked.
Chiju Hashirama seemed to be infected by Uchiha Madara's performance, so he moved his hands and feet slightly.
"Marita! Are you going to fight? I can give you two hands!"
Looking at this sudden scene, Ling Yu didn't know what he thought, and...
Hashimara also traveled through time?
If not, that would be too cunning!
Who doesn’t know that you have a ninjutsu called "True Thousand Hands", but there are really a thousand hands!
Now let Master Ban have both hands, you can tell me too?
But this is not the point. The point is that the two of them fight, and they may accidentally lose themselves...
Ling Yu doesn't want to see such an ending. In such a helpless situation, Ling Yu can only use his baby's advantages to declare his presence...
"Yeah~Yeah~Yeah~Yeah~"
Ling Yu's plan was very successful. When Chiju Hashirama and Uchiha Madara heard his cry, they stopped their posture of preparing to take action.
"Oh my god~ Ban, what's wrong with this child crying? Are you scared?"
Uchiha Madara rolled her eyes:
"Shut up, what can such a child know? This situation is not like crying and getting excited. How can he show so many emotions?"
I have to say that people just can't stand the chanting...
Ling Yu didn't think so at first, but after Madara said this, he felt his stomach screaming.
Since they were all pretending to be crying and were hungry, Ling Yu simply arranged the magic sound of the ears for them.
Just when Chiju Hashirama looked at Ling Yu at a loss and didn't know what to do.
Uchiha Madara opened the bag neatly and checked that there was no excrement in Ling Yu's crotch.
Then he said to Chiju Hashirama:
"Ling Yu is hungry, you go and find a way to catch an animal that is breastfeeding to feed him."
Senju Hashirama scratched his head, and turned around and left here without saying anything.
Uchiha Madara looked at Ling Yu who had stopped crying, and didn't say anything, just staring at him.
Ling Yu was so panicked... he even forgot to cry...
This is Uchiha Madara! Madara!
Panic, scared, pitiful, helpless... tremble...
Just when Ling Yu was full of uncertainty, Uchiha Madara looked at the little Ling Yu and smiled, as if the warm sun was blooming in the cold winter, extremely brilliant!
I only heard him say softly but sadly complicatedly:
Chapter completed!