Chapter 829 The eighty-sixth bowl of soup (twelve)
Eighty-sixth bowl of soup (twelve)
Three major events have happened recently, which have stunned the ministers and the people of the whole country.
The emperor was seriously ill and was shocked by the government and the people.
This is the first one.
In the fifth month when the emperor was lying ill, the Empress Dowager, who was in charge of the government, suddenly became seriously ill. The Regent, who had never been concerned about politics, became the chief officials instead of the emperor and the Empress Dowager.
This is the second one.
What?
You ask for the third item?
The third one is fantasy... I am afraid that I will shock my chin if I say it.
More than a month after the regent was in charge, the emperor's illness suddenly cured for no reason. He even brought out a fat white baby from somewhere and showed it to them when he went to court, saying that this was his remains of the sea!
Regardless of whether this idiom is used properly or not, where did the emperor, who had no one in the harem, get such a "bead of the sea" from?
But then again, to be fair, this little baby looks very similar to His Majesty, and there is a shadow of the Regent between his eyebrows and eyes. This is normal. After all, they are all royal families, and they are shedding the same blood, so it is not surprising that the child looks like him.
Anyway, look at His Majesty’s meaning, this little baby will become the prince in the future. He doesn’t seem to have the intention of enhancing the harem. Things have become a foregone conclusion, and everyone soon forgot that the Empress Dowager, who is ill, has focused on the emperor. After countless times of advice from all ministers to ask His Majesty to choose a concubine, the Regent, who has never interfered in the government, spoke up.
He spoke and asked, "Are you the emperor or His Majesty the emperor?"
Yes, just this sentence, they dare not say much in the name of loyalty to the emperor and patriotism. The Regent is strong and His Majesty is even stronger. Who will pity them, the weak ministers? The little prince is already born, so they will care for this little guy with all their strength.
Occasionally they will miss His Majesty who watched them quarrel in the hall for a long time, and occasionally said something and was criticized by his colleagues. His Majesty now... Haha, how about you scold him?
At this moment, His Majesty, who was stronger than the Regent, was lying on one thigh of the Regent, and on the other thigh of His Highness the Regent, a soft, fat and tender baby was lying on his thigh.
The Regent worked hard to peel the grapes and put them into His Majesty's mouth. His Majesty just opened his mouth to eat, and then a big hand reached out to her to spit the grape seeds into her palm. It can be said that it was very eroded. The little baby was spitting bubbles, and everyone in the hall bowed their heads and dared not say much - sorry, the palace people wanted to be blind and deaf, and it would be even better if they were fools!
The fuck, His Majesty and the Regent went together and somehow had a baby. How could they know what was going on? When they saw this scene for the first time, they wanted to die. Every day since then, everyone lived in the fear of being silenced by the Regent or His Majesty, and now... they are used to it.
But they were still so scared that they looked down and didn't look at it. As for what His Majesty was saying to the Regent, of course they didn't dare to listen!
Don't want to die!
This head is more dangerous on the neck than the wind blows!
Ah! His Majesty he spoke!
"...I'm going to visit the Queen Mother later." His Majesty suddenly laughed, as if he was very filial, "After all, she is not dead yet, I feel uneasy."
His Majesty……
"Your Majesty is intent, and the Queen Mother should be grateful for this."
Your Highness, Regent... Please... stop spoiling Your Majesty, can you do it??
"She is not grateful. She wants to threaten me with your and my handle. Thinking of the way she felt that she was sure to win but was even the bottom of the person, I felt funny. I have to smile later."
...
"It's okay, what's the point? This is because I am not the father's biological son, and the blood of the royal family is shed. The country I have built for you is real, and everything I have done for you is real."
"The uncle is really good at speaking. I want to kiss you."
Your Majesty! Slaves don’t want to hear these palace secrets! Please don’t say anything more! Stop talking now!
Your Highness, Regent! Please don’t do this in front of the slaves! Can you send the slaves back if you want to kiss????
Qinghuan glanced at the palace ladder, saw their legs trembling and trembling all over, and waved lazily: "You guys retreat."
The palace people were ashamed of a general amnesty and quickly bowed and left.
When there was no one left, Qing Huan pulled down the baby's short legs: "Look, I'll scare them, can I still eat them."
The Regent chuckled. Now he no longer had any grudges. He was already spoiled by her, and now he made her ride on his head and arrogant. He grabbed the baby who was about to go away with his left hand, and pinched Qinghuan's face with his right hand: "You can get angry with her for three meals a day, and you are angry with her."
Qing Huan laughed happier: "When I gave birth to a child, she wanted to kill me. Now I just treated her body by the way, and reduced the amount of medicine she fed to me. Although she was slumped in the bed, she saved her life and had no worries about food and clothing every day. Where can I find such a good thing?"
The Regent did not think she was cruel and ruthless, but agreed with her approach: "It's cheaper for her."
Qinghuan stood up with a smile and poked the soft and tender face of the baby: "Little uncle, I'm going now, you have to take care of the little bad guy."
"You are the little bad guy." The Regent corrected her first, then nodded, "Go."
She immediately put on her shoes and left happily. She had been in confinement for more than a month before, but now she can walk around with her feet on the ground, which is more comfortable than anything else.
The people in the Empress Dowager's harem were very moved when they saw her coming: "Your Majesty is here to see the Empress Dowager again. If the Empress Dowager can speak, he will definitely be very pleased."
"This is what the Son of Man should do." Qing Huan laughed and sat down beside the empress dowager's bed. The originally beautiful empress dowager suddenly seemed to have been aged for dozens of years. Qing Huan looked at her with a smile and held her hand and said, "My mother, I'm here to visit you. I'm living a good life today. There are no worries in the previous dynasty. The ministers all understand my thoughts very well. The Regent is taking care of me and the little prince very carefully. By the way, the little guy is very good, white and fat. It's a pity that you are seriously ill. You can't hug him in person. I'll change tomorrow. I'll ask someone to carry him to see him. It can be considered as a thought for the queen to have a thought."
The Empress Dowager cannot speak and move, and she still has to be so angry with Qinghuan every day, and now her eyes are red.
It was obvious that everything was in her plan! The emperor said he was sick in bed. On the day of giving birth, she was ready to leave her mother and son. Who knew that the Regent suddenly appeared and killed all her people, but also poisoned her and fed poison to make her lying on the bed from now on! She needed people to take care of her when eating, drinking, defecating, and she could not move anywhere except her eyelids. Such a humiliation!
The emperor comes every day, as if he is here to visit her, but in fact he is here to stimulate her!
Sure enough, the palace servants around him praised again: "Your Majesty is really troublesome. Look, the Empress Dowager's eyes are red. Empress Dowager, it is really touching that Your Majesty is so filial to you!"
Fart! Ai's family is angry!
After Qinghuan stimulated the empress dowager, she got up and patted her sleeves: "I still have political affairs to work hard. I will come to visit my mother tomorrow. My mother must be fine, otherwise I will be worried. You haven't seen the little prince ascend the throne to the emperor yet, so you can't make any mistakes."
The Queen Mother widened her eyes, and she kept breathing. Qinghuan left in her sight. When she arrived at the door, she heard a mess inside: "Come here! Come here! The Queen Mother vomited blood!"
"Imperial Doctor! Call the Imperial Doctor! Quick!"
Qing Huan laughed and her shoulders kept shaking. Before she could reach her bedroom, she saw the Regent standing in the corridor outside the bedroom, looking up at the sunset. He was wearing a green robe and a transcendent temperament. Qing Huan liked it very much at a distance.
No matter whether there are people nearby, he rushed over and covered his eyes from behind: "Guess who I am?"
A deep laugh came from the Regent's chest: "Little Bad Guy."
Qinghuan laughed, bit his ear, and rubbed it with his hands, "The little uncle's body is cold, but have you been waiting for me outside for a long time?"
"Just come out." In fact, as soon as she left, he was extremely concerned about it. When the little kids on both sides fell asleep, he came out to wait.
Now I can't live without her every minute.
Qinghuan asked him to carry it in, "The Queen Mother vomited blood when I left."
Sooner or later, the Regent had no doubt about the little villain's abilities. He smiled and said, "It's too cheap to die like this. Such a life must be made to make her live longer." What she wants, but can't fight for, is the punishment for the Queen Mother.
"Don't you blame me for the stab I stabbed you before?"
The Regent suddenly stopped, and they hadn't talked about it for a long time. He put Qinghuan down from his back and held her soft little hand instead, "That you, I don't love you anymore, I love you now."
"Um?"
"To me, you are my love now, and I don't want to mention the past things anymore." The Regent smiled slightly. He was sure that he didn't love her once, but his later heart was not a false alarm. Therefore, he was sure that he fell in love with her now and had nothing to do with her in the past.
He said it was ambiguously, but Qinghuan understood it, so she hugged one of his arms and suddenly smiled cunningly: "So that's the case, shouldn't the uncle compensate me?"
"What do you want?" She always acted coquettishly, and he enjoyed it very much.
Qinghuan smiled and didn't speak.
Until three days later, the Regent stared at the piece of paper left on the table in the study, held his forehead helplessly and sighed, and then ordered people to prepare a horse silver.
What was he like? I was afraid that he wouldn't go out to play with him, so he even took action first and then reported, and ran to Jiangnan - it would take at least one month to go back and forth!
but.
never mind.
As long as she is happy.
Chapter completed!