Chapter 967 The ninety-ninth bowl of soup
Yan Wu likes Qinghuan, who looks like a little girl, wants to love her, wants to take care of her, and wants to spend all his money on buying toys and clothes for her. That mentality is a bit like a father. But for Qinghuan who grew up, he only has one idea - it's very dirty and vulgar, but it's really what he is thinking in his heart.
It's so strange. How could he think of a girl he'd only known for a few days? But he didn't feel ashamed at all.
Qinghuan didn't expect Yan Wu to ask her to agree with her body. She was stunned for a moment, then smiled, and said carefully: "...it's not impossible, but..."
The previous sentence was enough. After Yan Wu heard it, he hugged her without giving her the chance to finish her speech and kissed her overwhelmed. Just like a beast who saw delicious meat, he wanted to swallow her into his stomach. Qinghuan was almost suffocated by his kiss. Finally pushed the person away and gasped. Yan Wu was staring at her like a hungry wolf, and then pinched her chin, saying that it was a name for her to calm her down.
The soft red lips quickly swollen, and his hands were not honest. After kissing, they were full of hooliganism and bit her ear: "I really want to sleep with you."
Qinghuan made his face blush and pushed him away: "Don't talk nonsense."
"Why are you talking nonsense?" Perhaps seeing that she seemed to be interested in her, she was shy, Yan Wu became bolder and approached her and talked to her, speaking ambiguously and obscenely: "I really want to sleep with you, and I want to--"
"Stop talking." Qinghuan covered his mouth in time. "You'd better think about how to explain to others."
"This is simple." Yan Wubeier was confident, and Qinghuan looked at him half-believingly.
He first went out to the nearest clothing store to buy her a set of underwear, skirts and shoes, and then after everyone took a shower, he pulled her out to introduce to everyone seriously: "This is Huanbao's sister, my girlfriend."
???
Qinghuan took him down with his hand holding his shoulders and wanted to roll his eyes, but it is indeed not suitable to tell others about Xiao Zheng at the moment. The fewer people know about this kind of thing, the better, so as not to involve everyone else. The trouble will be caused by then, and the headache will be painful. She agreed to Yan Wu's statement that the others were almost fainting. Why do everyone work in this detective agency and do the same job? Why can Brother Wu find such a beautiful and tender girlfriend, and they are still single?!
"From now on, she is one of us. Remember to call her sister-in-law, have you heard it?" Yan Wu stretched his feet on the table, looking like a big boss, "Stop talking about anything else, it's dark, we're going to sleep."
After saying that, he didn't give anyone else time to react, so he got up and pulled Qinghuan back to his room.
"Fuck, this is progressing too fast, right? Do we have to listen to the corner of the world together at night??"
"Brother Wu...is worthy of being Brother Wu, he is quick enough to take action."
"No, my sister-in-law is here, why did that little girl suddenly disappear? We were all here just now, who saw who went out? When did something happen?"
The most taciturn lid often says some golden sentences: "It's rare to be confused. Brother Wu doesn't want to say it, so he has his considerations. Instead of making a few guesses here, you might as well take a shower early and I'll go take a shower."
"Wait a moment!"
According to the queue, the cover that lost by the Rock-Scissors should be the last one! This is shameless!
However, the witty lid had taken off its big shorts and jumped into the bathroom. If they dared to make a noise, Brother Wu could kick them from the detective agency to the garbage dump.
Here, Qinghuan was put on the bed and stuck it in, afraid of meeting Yan Wu. He was careless, fearing that the two of them would not squeeze, so he stretched out his hand and said to her: "The wall is not clean, and the sheets have not been washed for a week, which is very unhygienic. Come and sleep on me, I will serve as a mat for you." As he said that, he patted his chest muscles and boasted, "It is strong and elastic, and it is definitely a must-have item for summer sleep."
"No." She avoided his hand. "If you don't hit the floor, don't go beyond this line."
"Oh, 38th parallel, I played in elementary school, but I stopped playing again." Yan Wu chuckled, his eyes dangerous. "Do you know why?"
She doesn't want to know.
"Because I occupied all the territory, of course the 38th parallel is useless." After saying this, Qinghuan really felt what it was like to have a cold mat in human flesh. Compared with her cold and low body temperature, Yan Wu was like a small stove, and even the fan could not make him cool down. Qinghuan seriously suspected that this person wanted to hold her to sleep. He had such dirty thoughts, but secondly, treating her as a refrigerator was the most important thing.
She struggled in his arms for a few times and stopped moving. Yan Wu bit her ear and asked, "Why don't you move? Keep twisting, I'll get angry for a while, you won't have to sleep tonight."
There is only one way to deal with the hooligan, just ignore him. Qinghuan closed his eyes decisively, and Yan Wu teased her a few more words. Seeing that she was really unmoved by her eyes and nose, she had to give up. Although she was so explicit, he was really Liu Xiahui who had been overnight, but he asked him to take a cold shower at around 4 o'clock in the morning.
This is probably the coolest sleep Yan Wu has slept since the beginning of summer. He had read a poem before, and there was a sentence in it: Ice skin and jade bones are cool and sweatless. I always thought that the ancients said nonsense that people can become dogs when they are hot in the dog days of summer, so why can women not sweat? He has seen many beauties over the years, all kinds of things. In this summer, the heavy makeup on them is covered in a ball, and it is cool and sweatless.
But last night I slept with the beauty for a night and realized that the ancients really did not deceive me. There was a woman with ice-skinned skin and jade bones. It was more comfortable to sleep in the summer than to blow the air conditioner.
There is a place where it is so hot that it can’t stand it, so you have to get up early and flush cold water.
Qinghuan also got up early, and it didn't matter when she was a child, but since she became an adult, she had to do something. The detective agency was poor enough, and she would raise her... With Captain Yan's money-spending style, I guess she couldn't even afford the dirt this month. She looked at the stored grain in the second-hand large freezer, cooked porridge with a few rice, and fryed tofu rolls. When the men came back from running in the morning, breakfast was just served.
Is this the happiness of having a woman?
The men who can only spend money to eat at the bun shop were moved to tears. They had a large appetite. Five old men were not cheap to eat breakfast, so most of the money they earned was spent on food expenses. They were hungry and full, not to mention that they were too fat. They also thought about cooking by themselves, but when they were on tasks, they were forced to make things. No one wanted to make them, and they were not delicious. They were wasted food and money, so it would be better to buy them.
Now, they have a goddess!
The food was so ugly that the wind swept the clouds ate voraciously, and they fought for the last tofu roll. Qinghuan sat aside with the porridge and drank it. He really convinced them. There was a pack of open red dates in the refrigerator. I don’t know how long it took, but she looked at the shelf life. There were three days left, so she simply took it out and washed it and chopped it into the porridge. There was also the tofu roll skin, which was not made by her, but they didn’t know who bought it before and threw it in the corner of the freezer. Except for the tofu and onions she bought, the others were in stock in the freezer.
It’s great that these people can live safely until now, God bless you.
After breakfast, the monkey and Dahua went to meet the online customers, and the rest stayed. The card friend who the woman said that day called and said she would arrive in a while.
Taking advantage of this, Qinghuan sent Yan Wu to wash dishes and clean the beard and lid - it was so messy. Although they insisted that this was called orderly in chaos, white paper business cards were thrown everywhere. The detective agency, which had no credibility, may make people feel incompetent.
At 9:20 in the morning, the customer arrived. Since he was a card friend, he was of course a rich woman, but he was a little older than yesterday and looked very virtuous. He spoke softly, in the words of beard, he should not have a niche face.
To be precise, she was not trying to catch a traitor because she had no idea whether her husband had cheated on him.
The client's husband's surname is Lin, so they call her Mrs. Lin. During this period, Mrs. Lin discovered something. Her husband, Mrs. Lin, likes to play golf. He goes to the golf course with his friends every week and stays there for one night. He comes back on Sunday night and has been married for 20 years, but he cannot be beaten.
But recently, she found that her husband had never visited the golf course he often went to. She went to ask the manager of the course, and the manager told her clearly that Mr. Lin only came to play occasionally and never lived in it.
Mrs. Lin, who has been married for twenty years and has been in college, has become suspicious. But she is unwilling to doubt her husband, so she wants to check out the detective agency. She dare not hire those famous detective agencies, for fear that her husband will find clues. She accidentally mentioned it while playing cards, and someone introduced her to her.
The counter-attack was speculating that she wanted to catch a rape, but in fact she just wanted to know where her husband went every Sunday. For twenty years, except for major festivals, they never spent weekends together. They used to think that her husband was a fan, but now it seems that this is not the case.
Mrs. Lin pushed a check worth 200,000: "This is a deposit. When you find out, I will pay another 800,000."
Rich people! This is God! Everything God says is right!
"Don't worry, we keep it for you to find out. You can go back and wait for our good news!" Beard patted his chest and made a bold promise.
They are the best special forces soldiers and are born to do this.
Chapter completed!