Chapter 2 It's Over Before It Begins
"Old Chen, you won't eat cockroaches anymore, are you?"
As they said that, the two opened their mouths and began to squeeze their not-so-full (full) chest with their hands, preparing to squeeze out the food that had just eaten but might not have swallowed into their stomachs like squeezing toothpaste.
It was very common to eat cockroaches, small insects, small stones, small nails, and small slugs in the school cafeteria. There was a senior in the school who ate six cockroaches in a plate of dishes, including big and small, male and female, so he was recorded in the school history.
Among students, there is a terrifying legend that is enough to scare female students to keep their periods from falling. As long as you can collect seven cockroaches, you can exchange for a pack of Wangwang Simply Noodles!
The principal's brother-in-law and the principal's uncle and the canteen owner said it personally.
"Well?"
Hearing the inquiry between the two, Chen Ping suddenly woke up and pretended to say casually: "No, no, I just suddenly remembered that I forgot to dry the pants I washed last night, and I might not have to change them tomorrow."
After saying that, Chen Ping continued to lower his head to cook, but his eyebrows were like he wanted to clamp a flies, and he frowned slightly unconsciously.
"Fuck! You just don't wear it without pants. You're not a JK girl. I was shocked and my appetite was almost gone!"
He said that he had no appetite, but Shen Jianfa's speed of picking up food in his hand did not slow down at all. The only difference between his chopsticks and Blue Fire Gatlin was that there was no blue fire.
Among the three partners, his meal speed and appetite are the first, while Chen Ping is the third. When he usually treats guests to dinner, two-thirds of them will be put into his stomach. Unfortunately, the old boy can only develop horizontally.
But as he ate, he found that Chen Ping seemed to be coming faster than him today.
"Good guy! Old Chen, are you eating or drinking?"
Seeing Chen Ping picking up a piece of braised pork with two stubborn hair, swallowing it without even chewing it, Shen Jian opened his eyes wide open and was so shocked that he almost urinated.
"I drank a glass of milk in the morning and I was a little hungry!"
After being reminded by Shen Jian, Chen Ping realized his abnormality and quickly slowed down and said a reason that even he almost believed it.
"You are not hungry, you are simply reincarnated by a starving ghost! You can eat something that costs money!" Guo Zifan, who had not grabbed much food, slandered and sarcastically.
"hehe!"
Chen Ping showed a smile that he thought was close to and passed by perfunctorily. The two of them didn't know that at this moment, his heart was in a mess.
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's going on?
Why does the food turn into heat in the stomach and all gather together??? Is it the essence of refining essence into qi in martial arts novels? Isn’t it the essence of essence?
Chen Ping's mind was full of question marks, but he didn't dare to say it casually. He was always timid and liked to think randomly. He was afraid that after he said it, he would be pulled into the laboratory for dissection, slices, and enema.
The problem kept lingering in his mind, so he was confused all afternoon, and he had no idea what the teacher was saying in class.
As soon as the school bell rang, Chen Ping couldn't wait to get up. He wanted to go back and ask his mother what was going on with the bottle of milk he drank in the morning.
As soon as he got up, he was held back by Guo Zifan and Shen Jian, like two ancient pimped madams.
"Old Chen, can we two go to your house to do our homework today?"
"What do you two want to do?"
Seeing the two of them having hemorrhoids on their butts, Chen Ping vaguely realized something.
"That, my sister isn't..."
"Get out!"
Before the two of them could finish their words, he knew what "shit" they were going to pull, and he interrupted them directly.
Good guy, I treat you as my sons, you actually want to be my brother-in-law!
I'm gonna be!
"Old Chen! No, Brother Chen! We are good brothers, we are all good brothers, we have the same blessings and are hard to share. We have drunk wine and prostitutes... Otherwise, I would like to invite you to a week's meal and the best seeds of my Yunpan, all of them are free of charge!"
Chen Jian was extremely flattering, and he almost rubbed his shoulders and legs for Chen Ping.
"Brother Chen, I'll ask you to go to the Internet cafe to play games for a week?"
Guo Zifan was also full of smiles on his face, and he was very straightforward and neat. He could make him, a rooster, bleed like a woman's blood rupture, which shows the charm of Chen Ping's sister.
The conditions of the two made him feel moved, but when he thought of his arrogant sister with long eyes and heads, Chen Ping still refused in a verbal tone.
He left quickly without looking back, for fear that if he would stay for a while, he would not be able to hold on to his position and betray the revolution.
At this moment, a tall figure full of oppression happened to appear at the door. Chen Ping, who was rushing out, couldn't dodge and bumped into him.
"hiss!"
The plump chest, like a rubber-covered wall, bounced Chen Ping back. With a snap, his butt sat on the ground, making his tail vertebrae numb and his head was confused.
And the tall figure at the door was like an iron pillar welded to the ground, without moving at all.
"Classmate, are you okay?"
A voice of concern floated from behind with a jasmine fragrance.
Two white and tender jade hands grabbed Chen Ping's arm hard, trying to help him up from the ground. The fingers looked slender and weak, but full of strength, and Chen Ping had almost no resistance.
The opponent's physical fitness value is obviously much higher than that of him.
The one who helped him was a girl, with a blue and white striped school uniform, a ponytail, and a face that looked like a lily in the Tianshan Mountains, beautiful and refined.
"No, it's okay!"
Seeing the girl who helped him clearly, Chen Ping's face turned red and he was at a loss. Because the other party was the one he had secretly loved, Xia Shiyao, the squad leader of their class.
"Huh! That's good!"
Xia Shiyao let go of her hands, and exhaled a scent from her pink mouth. The melon-shaped face showed a look of relief.
She turned toward the tall figure, and Liu Meifeng said coldly: "Look at the good things you did!"
"It was him who rushed over, how could I blame me?"
The tall figure spread his hands, and the frivolous male voice showed innocence.
He was wearing a white T-shirt, with the school badge of an unknown school printed on his chest, and his strong muscles stretched out his shirt. Many idiotic girls in Chen Ping's class had already started to glow, just like the old lady in the supermarket who saw free eggs. Sure enough, there were few women who resisted the charm of a big dominant muscle.
"Stop pretending to be pitiful. With your strength, you will definitely be able to stop it in advance!"
Xia Shiyao gritted her silver teeth and stared at the tall and strong young man and said annoyed. It didn't look like blame, but it looked more like acting coquettish. Anyway, in the eyes of the loser, the beauty acts coquettishly whatever she does.
"I didn't know that he was so weak, just like a little lady who had never practiced martial arts."
The tall young man walked two steps forward, and his majestic figures covered all the sunshine in front of Chen Ping, and even had strong male hormones, which were released. Fortunately, Chen Ping was not a curve, otherwise he would have been taken down directly.
"Puff...haha!"
Some classmates couldn't help laughing out loud, but Chen Ping, whose face turned red, unconsciously lowered his head.
"you……"
"Okay! OK! Isn't it okay?!"
The tall young man walked to Chen Ping and patted his shoulder, like a black boss thirty years ago, who was just on the road.
"I'm sorry, brother!"
"No, it's okay!"
Chen Ping hated his timidity. Under the pressure of the youthful aura, he didn't even have the courage to look up, just like the other party was a prehistoric beast.
"How did you apologize? No sincerity at all!"
Xia Shiyao doesn't seem to be afraid of the tall young man at all, but this makes Chen Ping even more incompetent.
A man could only hide behind a woman and shivered, which inevitably made the classmates around him despise him. Chen Ping seemed to feel the harsh gaze behind him. He tried hard to gather courage in his heart, without telling him a lesson, at least he could look directly at the other person.
"Oh! I finally came back from the imperial capital once, so don't get angry about such trivial matters. The things have been put in the hotel. Let's go to have a meal quickly! Otherwise, it will be too late."
While speaking, the tall young man gently tapped his right hand, grabbed Xia Shiyao's white wrist, and pulled him out of the classroom despite her objection.
Only Chen Ping, who had just raised his courage, stood blankly at the door, like the man left behind in love.
The truth is that he is like a background wall with blurred pixels, no one pays attention to it, and everyone's focus is the two people who have just left.
"Who is this person? Do you know him?"
"Is it necessary to say that it must be the squad leader's boyfriend!"
"I usually see the squad leader being quite conservative, but I didn't expect that I even booked a hotel, tsk tsk!"
"Didn't you see that he was wearing clothes from the Imperial Capital Martial Arts School? If I had such a boyfriend, I would have given him a monkey!"
"I heard that there are students from the Imperial Martial Arts School who came here to communicate with each other recently. Could it be him? That's the elite among the elites."
"Do you feel the oppression just now? I suspect he is already a warrior apprentice!"
"Good guys! They are all the same big people. The other party is already a warrior apprentice and has started to receive state allowances! The gap between people is too big!"
"Cha lemon essence!"
Martial arts has long become a trend in modern society, with national professional evaluation institutions that divide the professional level of warriors into categories.
The warrior apprentice is the first level on the professional warrior path, but this first level alone has stopped countless people. The identity of a warrior apprentice has many privileges in society.
For example, get state allowances, wear weapons, and enter space cracks...
There are also a large number of martial arts training institutions and primary and secondary schools among the people. They are willing to spend a lot of money to hire them as teachers, and are the targets of many ignorant girls who are willing to pay for it.
Every kind of welfare is enough to make ordinary people envious to death.
Becoming a warrior apprentice means entering the middle class.
What is even more enviable is that the tall young man was not only a martial artist apprentice, but also a student from the Imperial Capital Martial Arts School, and his future is unlimited.
Everyone's thoughts were filled with gossips from Xia Shiyao and that powerful young man, and no one paid any attention to Chen Ping, who was like a transparent person.
At this moment, Chen Ping's heart was not only depressed and depressed, but also cold, as if he had been dug out and thrown on the ground. He stepped on his shoes with dog shit for a few times, and kicked it into the ice hole.
Originally, he wanted to muster up the courage to confess his love before graduation. Even if he was rejected by the other party without hesitation, it would be a perfect end to his high school life and leave no regrets in his youth.
As a result, the fetus was still in the womb and it ended before it even started!
Chen Ping, who was deeply hit, once again rejected the proposal of Chen Jian and Guo Zifan and returned home in a daze.
Chapter completed!