Chapter 24: What do pirates like to do?
"I said Yarlita," Kong Ming looked helplessly at the dude who was poking straight in front of him, "What did you think of it, and then gave Little Usopp, who was only over five years old, a bottle of magic wine."
"I'm sorry, I was wrong!" Yarlita bowed ninety degrees in place. "I actually wanted to give little Usopp the meditation potion, but I accidentally got the wrong bottle."
"You have something to do with apologizing to me," Kong Ming held his glasses with his hands and put on a serious face. "At least, you apologize to Little Usopp's biological father!"
That's right, just when Kong Ming came out of the Red Beard Pirates, he realized that at some point, Little Usopp had been poured over by Yarrita with wine. Now he was lying on the big men behind him, and there was a big bubble blowing on his nose.
What else can I do? Apologize first!
"I'm so sorry, Jesus!" Yarlita was very obedient and turned around and bowed 90 degrees again.
"Oh hahaha..." Jesus Bu smiled generously, "It's useless. This little guy's alcohol tolerance is completely unsatisfactory. He has to be a brave sea warrior, which is obviously not qualified!"
I said Jesus Bu, are you sure this is your own son?
Kong Ming discovered that his Azeroth Chamber of Commerce was actually such a second-hand cadre, and his future was worrying.
Fortunately, Kong Ming, a very reliable leader, was still in the Azeroth Chamber of Commerce. After discovering the problem, Kong Ming immediately brought people back to the Aegwen number and immediately conducted a careful and careful examination of Usopp. Until he found that Usopp had no other problems except being drunk, and the absorption of magic wine still had certain benefits for Usopp's body, Kong Ming finally breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, there was no problem. If something happened, he would have really caught him blindly.
Fortunately, this world's animal-like physique finally did something good.
"What will we do next? Boss..." Yarrita, who did the wrong thing, asked timidly, "Now we will go and investigate the guy who rented the warehouse?"
"Don't go!" Kong Ming answered without hesitation.
"Okay... I'll go and prepare to set off," Yarrita agreed quickly, turned around and walked outside the captain's room.
"I said... I won't go!" Kong Ming felt a burst of fatigue, "What the hell are you listening to?"
"Hey, hey... won't we go?"
"I also need to find other people to investigate in Tatuka Port." Kong Ming could only tell the truth. For a god-level player like Yarlita, she cannot be expected to understand her spirits in many cases, especially when she needs to use her brain.
"Oh oh oh," Yarlita finally realized after agreeing, "Don't we already have clues?"
"Oh hahaha," he sat on the side and tasted the Jesus cloth that Kongming gave him with great enthusiasm, and finally couldn't stand it. "The captain meant that he didn't believe in the dark agent seller who had sharpened his head."
"Is that true?" Yarrita looked confused, "but I think that weak guy doesn't seem to lie to us."
"Whether he dares to lie to us has nothing to do with whether he has lie to us." Kong Ming could only patiently explain this live treasure. "For example, if the person who attacked the Black Meow Clow this time was deliberately trying to attack our Azeroth Chamber of Commerce, then even the King of Warehouse Kiberson, who is far away on the great route, may not be credible. If Kiberson wants to lie to us, then as his dark agent, the sharp-headed man dares not lie to us, he will not dare not lie to us."
"So, if that pointed head wants to deceive us, he will lie to us. Even if he doesn't want to deceive us, Kiberson will still lie to us. Even if he and Kiberson don't want to deceive us, it's hard to guarantee that the information they received is that someone has arranged it in advance to deceive us, so it's not a bad thing to be scrupulous in advance. Do you understand if I say that?"
"I don't understand at all!" Yarrita replied with confidence, "Anyway, that Kiberson is a bad guy, right?"
"Okay..." Kong Ming gave Yarlita a thumbs up with his right hand and pushed his glasses with his left hand, shining brightly, "The central idea has been refined very fully!"
"Yarrita, Jesus Bu, tell me what do pirates like to do the most?"
"What do you like?" Yarlita fell into serious thinking. This question seemed a bit difficult, but since the years she followed her boss, she usually liked the pirates she met... "Give money to our chamber of commerce!"
"Where are pirates who like to give us money!"
"Isn't it?" Yarlita looked serious, "In addition to the first year, we also need the two of us to rob the pirates and help the poor, will the pirates we encountered later take the initiative to consciously send the money?"
What you said makes sense, Kong Ming felt completely speechless.
That's right, most people in this world will take the initiative to send the money over under the persuasion of several cannons and dozens of rifles, but Kong Ming feels that it has nothing to do with whether they like it or not.
Forget it, Yarlita doesn't have to count on this dude.
Kong Ming turned his tentative eyes to Jesus Bu, who was in the middle of tons. As a hero who had become famous in the entire East China Sea a long time ago, the sharpshooter Jesus Bu would definitely not be like Yarlita, a guy who "why not eat meat"...
Bang!
Jesus Bu slammed the empty wine glass hard on the table in front of him, then wiped his mouth and chin with his hands, revealing a comfortable look, "The pirate's favorite thing is of course..."
Bang!
Jesus Bu stood up excitedly and stepped on the table, "Rise the pirate flag of freedom, run on the sea, bet on his own life, and bravely pursue his dream..."
"Okay..." Kong Ming covered his face with his hands.
Although you don’t want to interrupt you, except for the three words Pirate Flag, do the rest of the pirates have a Bailey relationship with Pirates? Isn’t it inconsistent to replace the free pirate flag in the above sentence with the righteous naval flag?
In fact, in the era of great navigation around the fifteenth century, the pioneers of European navigation did not do anything good. For example, the Portuguese discovered that Africa had no valuable things, so they simply tied up all the African black uncles and pulled them back to Europe to sell them, starting a hundred years of black trade.
But even these slave traders know that they are whitewashing themselves. They will never call themselves bad names such as pirates, pirates, slave traders, etc., but they call themselves adventurers like a decent person.
In One Piece's world, there are a lot of people like Jesus Bu. They look like adventurers and do things like adventurers. No matter how you look at them, they are all adventurers, but they just want to smear themselves desperately, get into the pirate's circle, and take the reward from them all, and feel very glorious.
I can't understand it!
I can only say that it is not them who are wrong, but the whole world!
"I understand..." Kong Ming began to announce the correct answer, "There are only one things that most pirates like to do, that is..."
As he said that, Kong Ming put on his glasses and swept over the people present with majesty, saying word by word, "...spend money!"
"Oh oh oh..." Yarlita seemed to have found a soulmate, "I like this, and I'm very good at it."
I know you are very good at it!
Kong Ming glared at Yarlita sternly and continued, "Except for the few people who have problems in their hearts and can get joy in battle and killing, most pirates bet on their lives to grab money just to spend it generously."
That's right, if the pirates in the era of Earth's navigation may have too high personal rewards, so they dare not spend a lot of money in some big cities. Generally, there is no place to spend money in small villages that are parked and hiding. They are reluctant to take the precious metals they get at a low price, so they can only save up the wealth they get from the robbery. If they save too much, they are not at ease to put them on the boat. In the end, they can only dig a hole and bury it, which will benefit future generations, and then the pirates in the world of One Piece will have no such concern at all.
From the four seas to the great route, except for the navy's ports, all remaining ports are allowed to berth for any ship. As long as you collect the pirate flag, you can even park next to the warship openly. Even if you don't collect the pirate flag, you will find a corner to park the ship, and no one will care about you.
And valuable luxury goods such as gold and jewelry you rob can find a place to take advantage of in any bustling town.
For example, the Azeroth Chamber of Commerce in the East China Sea.
So in this world of One Piece, except for a very small number of pirates like Nami who have a treasure collection habit, they may bury some treasures and leave treasure maps, most of the pirates are drunk today. Today they may have hundreds of thousands of Baileys in their pockets, and then they may spend them completely tomorrow.
The difference is that if you pursue ideal pirates, you may be buying better knives and changing to better boats. However, if you don’t have ideals, those pirates who are confused are buying better wine and changing to better girls.
That's all!
"So," Kong Ming made a summary statement, "It is not Kiberson's subordinates who know these pirates and their movements best, but..."
"Navy Spy!" Yarlita jumped out and said with confidence.
Kong Ming felt the blood vessels on his forehead jumping.
That's right, the one who knows these pirates best is definitely the secret spies installed by the navy on this island, but Yarlita, can you tell me what their surnames are, where to live, how many people are in the family, and how many cows are in the field...
A year ago, in order to find other informants stationed in Tatuka Port, Kong Ming did not hesitate to fight and caught three or four thousand giant axe Jonathan's brothers and sisters in one go. He loved relatives and friends, but he didn't even find a few spies like the dark agent seller, let alone those secret spies who completely hide their identities.
So Kong Ming ignored Yarlita at all, but said his answer word by word.
"I'm talking about...the dark agent under Stussi, the Queen of Happy Street, and the owner of all the prostitutes and taverns in Tatuca Harbor, the actual manager of Happy Street in Tatuca Harbor, codenamed Gonewiththewind, Susan Pete, of course, this must be a false name."
"Boss, do you actually know the name of this dark agent?" Yarlita's focus was very strange. "You obviously don't want to hear that pointed-haired guy."
"His name is Eduardo," Kong Ming grinded his teeth, and helped his glasses, his voice low. "The reason I said that was just to create a strong conversation environment... Why should I explain this to you?"
"But you're right, I care more about this dark agent in Happy Street, which is why I didn't call me directly in broad daylight."
Of course, Kong Ming did not say the reason for caring because there was no explanation.
The Queen of Happy Street Stussi himself is a CP0 spy. Kong Ming believes that the world government does not know much except the Five Old Stars and the General Manager of CP0. If Kong Ming told the big mouth in front of him now, he might have put his name in front of the Five Old Stars in a day.
Since the largest bosses on Happy Street are all from the world government, it is hard to guarantee that the person in charge of Happy Street in Donghai is not a spy from the CP series.
Chapter completed!