(Thanks to book friend "Zi Wanting" for her 2 recommendation votes, "Infinite Vitality and Sky Blue" for 3 recommendation votes, and "Soul of Xiangxi" for 5 recommendation votes.

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"Hmm, hmm? What's going on? Why can't I move!"

A few fragments of memory flashed through, and there were a few more things in my memory.

Too much experience, although it did not improve Xie Yu's IQ, it improved Xie Yu's experience and experience.

Xie Yu soon understood what was going on. In some aspects, he was too experienced in this matter.

"Oh, it's time to travel through time again, but this time something seems to be wrong."

"No, Yin Jianping and Gan Jiumei have been given a great rejuvenation spell. Judging from their condition, they must have fully recovered, and the curse should be lifted."

At this time, more memories flashed into Xie Yu's mind, quickly confusing Xie Yu's consciousness.

Suddenly!

"It's so scary, so scary, so scary..."

"You must save yourself, save yourself."

"Who am I, who am I, by the way, who am I, I am Xie Yu, I am Xie Yu, I am Xie Yu..."

More memories flashed through Xie Yu's mind. He was abducted to the northwest at a young age. The first few years were good, but until his adoptive parents had their own children, things got worse and worse.

Until one day, he was pulled out of school by his adoptive father, who randomly stuffed him with a quilt and an ID card, and entered an irregular coal mine with people from the same village.

After a few years of hard work, a mining accident occurred, so I ran away, grabbed a train, and fled eastward. Once I arrived at the largest city by the sea, Puhai Magic City.

In the following years, I used my age-changed ID card to work as a factory screwdriver, waiter, security guard, food delivery boy, courier, delivery driver, and takeaway person. After working in coal mines for several years, my body was injured and I looked quite strong.

, and there are some old faces that no one has noticed.

Then, one day, I thought I met love, but I turned out to be a liar, and my savings for many years were involved. Think about it, you are like a goddess, and you are well-dressed. How could you believe in "love" just because someone in the crowd took one more look at you?

"I'm so grateful to Xie Yu.

After waking up, Xie Yu regretted it and wanted to commit suicide by drinking alcohol.

One day while buying wine, Xie Yu passed by an advertisement wall and saw an advertisement for a funeral home to recruit patrolmen. It said that the day shift salary was 20,000 yuan a month and the night shift salary was 30,000 yuan a month, with 4 days off per month.

This kind of salary, even if Xie Yu works hard for a month, is only 20,000 yuan. The cost of living in big cities is too high.

Not to mention that it also includes food and accommodation, five insurances and one housing fund. After two years of work, the monthly salary can reach 50,000. Even if you have heart disease or high blood pressure, don't worry if you are timid, but there are no academic requirements.

These advertisements turned out to be just for a laugh. Xie Yu suddenly thought that since he wanted to die, he would like to see how he would handle his funeral affairs after his death. According to the advertisement notice, he went for an interview.

During the interview, the number of people was smaller than Xie Yu expected, and many people gave up on the interview. It seemed that many people would rather be poor than do this. This should be related to traditional culture.

In the past, when Xie Yu delivered takeout or express delivery, he would never take the order because he had no choice but to take the order. If Xie Yu was not in a serious mood, he would not come.

So Xie Yu casually said that compared with fear of death, he was more afraid of poverty, and passed.

In fact, I later found out that only those who passed the physical examination were given to those who passed, and those who were notified of internships. During the internship period, facing the fear head-on was the best way to eliminate them. The interview just seemed more formal.

Of course, the funeral parlor does lack manpower. After a simple seven-day training, Xie Yu became an intern patrolman at the funeral parlor.

During the three-month internship period, there are no day or night shifts for the time being. The internship salary is tentatively set at 8,500 yuan, which is higher than the salary of regular screwdrivers in some small factories. Food and accommodation are included.

It’s just that during the internship period, only 1,500 yuan per month will be paid as living expenses. If you give up midway, you will not receive the internship salary later. It seems that you are afraid that people will run away midway.

Xie Yu's internship was basically arranged in the night shift. Although the night shift was less busy, Xie Yu's idea of ​​​​suicide was given up after a few times.

If there is no comparison, there will be no harm. If you lose the money in life, you can make money again. Why should a man worry about not having a wife? In fact, life is quite good.

However, Xie Yu, who was about to become a regular employee on this day, was working the night shift.

I encountered an order. It was a cement tanker truck that collided with the delivery boy who was trying to grab the order. Of course, the two collisions were not on the same level. The delivery boy was crushed...

Others didn't care that Xie Yu was an intern. Without other old employees present, they could only force Xie Yu to clean up. As a former takeaway boy, Xie Yu was shocked by that scene...

Then, as expected, the scene of the delivery boy's accident was deeply imprinted in the mind of the original Xie Yu.

The original person, Xie Yu, dreamed that she was wearing the same clothes. After she managed to fall asleep, she was about to die.

Although due to his irregular diet in the past few years and his childhood poverty, Xie Yu liked food heavy in oil and salt when he came to Shanghai.

Over the past few years, Xie Yu's unhealthy muscles due to coal mining have turned into circles of fat, making him obese.

Fortunately, I am young and have no major problems.

However, at this moment, the dream demon rushed out, coupled with the body's obesity, suddenly made Xie Yu feel anxious, which was a sign of heart disease.

It's just that Xie Yu has been in a nightmare state, and may soon "realize" the wish he had when he first came to the funeral home.

Just when Xie Yu was about to die of paralysis, Xie Yu finally possessed him and came over.

Crisis, crisis!

Xie Yu, who finally got rid of the nightmare memories, immediately tried everything he had learned in his life in order to save himself.

"Is it another world of supernatural beings?"

Xie Yu was extremely disappointed. It seemed that in order to achieve the shortest time travel, he might have to watch himself being sent to the crematorium behind the funeral home to be cremated. He didn't know if he was injured at work.

Xie Yu suddenly discovered that frustrating technique again, and it seemed to work.

Again, this "Tiancan Magic Skill", like the immortal Xiaoqiang, constantly tempted Xie Yu.

At this point, I didn't want to see Xie Yu being cremated, so I had no choice but to use this Heavenly Residual Divine Skill.

Maybe it's because I'm in the dormitory of the crematorium now, or maybe it's because there are too many dark poisons accumulated in my body.

The practice of Tiancan Shen Gong went particularly smoothly on this day, and it can be said that I got started instantly.

Of course, I guess I can only get started. After all, we are in the world of Juelin again, let alone the world of Juelin in modern civilization.

Being able to quickly learn the Tiancan Divine Skill in this kind of world can only be accomplished by a combination of various factors.

This kind of beauty-impacting exercise was stopped immediately after Xie Yu's physical crisis was resolved.

I tried other techniques again, because I was in the spiritual world and could only consider the spiritual aspect.

Although there is the blessing of the introductory Tiancan magic skill, but Xie Yu can choose..., there is a Hidden Dragon Sleeping Skill of the ancestor Chen Chuan, which seems to be usable.

Why was there any hesitation? Xie Yu immediately switched to the Hidden Dragon Sleeping Technique. Soon, Xie Yu's originally dark and twisted cheeks, as well as his whole body that was constantly sweating and even oily, finally regained their complexion.

It's just that since he has practiced the Tiancan Divine Skill, although there are some mediation methods such as the Hidden Dragon Sleeping Technique, Xie Yu's appearance will only go downhill from now on and will never go up again.

But compared with being sent to a cremator, just losing appearance is a small price to pay.

When he finally opened his eyes, Xie Yu was still not thankful that he finally came to life. When he opened his eyes, he saw that it was a two-person dormitory. The smell was... evil...

After getting up quickly, I looked at the waxy bedding that was stained with grease and sweat. I was disgusted...

Xie Yu quickly got out of bed, rolled up these things, and quickly opened the window for ventilation.

Then, Xie Yu rushed into the small bathroom, opened the rain spout, and rushed in with all his strength.

Fortunately, Xie Yutian was introduced to the Can Magic Kung Fu and received some blessings. Finally, I used a shoe brush and transparent alkali soap for washing clothes, and I was able to clean myself.

Then, after drying, Xie Yu put on a new set of clothes, rolled up the old underwear and bedding, and threw them into the big trash can downstairs.

Xie Yu went to the logistics office again, signed for a loan, and received a new set of bedding.

Recalling the thoughts in his heart, Xie Yu came to the dormitory holding a new bedding.

Suddenly, an extremely thin and tall man who looked like a monkey rushed out from the dormitory.

Xie Yu didn't take it in his turn to speak, and the tall and thin man said anxiously: "Fat man, you are in the dormitory, are you...?"

Seeing Xie Yu's face suddenly droop, the tall man said clearly: "Forget it, I don't want to, I guess whoever sees that kind of situation for the first time is almost the same as you."

"And it's late at night, so it's really unlucky for you to encounter it. But then again, since you're doing this, the chances of encountering it are too high. I just didn't expect you to encounter it so soon."

Xie Yu said based on this body memory: "Brother Guo, I don't want to be like this either, I just can't control it."

Brother Guo: "Forget it, I can't blame you entirely. Let's get some ventilation first and let's go out for a walk!"

Xie Yu: "Okay!"

Speaking of this Brother Guo, his name is actually Sun Guo. He was an intern who joined Xie Yu at the same time. The date on his ID card is exactly half a month older than Xie Yu's, but his background is much better than Xie Yu's.

Not only is he a local, but he also studied construction economics at Shanghai University of Finance and Economics for five years and is a serious college student.

As for why he does this, there are many reasons: he wants to support his girlfriend, he doesn’t want to endure too much hardship, it’s hard to find a job, he wants to take the postgraduate entrance examination, and he wants to take the construction engineer and cost engineer certificates.

Although Sun Guo is a local and there are no poor people in that area, the conditions of his family are quite average in my opinion. It is just a shabby little house in an old alley for a family of three. The surface value is very high, but it cannot be sold!

When he passed the interview, others called him Sun Guohou, Shouhou, etc. He had been called this nickname since he was a child, but he actually hated it.

But Xie Yu didn't call him because he had done a lot of service work, especially delivery, so he only called him Brother Guo. Even if Sun Guo called Xie Yu Fatty, Xie Yu never called him Thin Monkey or anything like that.

nickname.

Sometimes, good impressions come out of this comparison, and the impression is slightly better than that of others. Xie Yu has become his only friend in this funeral home.

Not only do they live in a shared dormitory, but they also communicate a lot. Maybe fat people and fat people all over the world are a good combination!

For example, Journey to the West.

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To be continued...