17. Bar (middle)(1/2)
"Uh..." Chen Shenyuan grinned slowly, "I was... lied to him!"
The security guard was stunned, "Lie to me?"
Luo Shaochen said: "Actually, you don't know Xiao Zhou?"
Chen Shenyuan shook his head quickly and said, "I don't know you, I don't know you at all."
"Where did you hear this name?"
"Uh..." Chen Shenyuan licked his lips slowly, "On... blog, Chen Shenyuan's blog. Don't he post some activities often? Some advertising endorsement activities, some movie completion banquets, etc. I saw that he mentioned Xiao Zhou, so he said it casually."
The security guard opened his mouth.
Chen Shenyuan took the lead without waiting for him to speak: "That's right! Gao Qin also saw it above."
The security guard was confused, "What the hell are you looking for them?"
"It's just looking for uncle." Chen Shenyuan pulled Luo Shaochen's arm and showed a sweet smile. "I think they have names, so they should be more reliable than those without names."
Security guard without a name: "…"
Luo Shaochen thanked the security guard and pulled her out, "Why did you come?"
"Make a taxi." Chen Shenyuan patted his shoulder bag, "Do I have money?"
Luo Shaochen said: "I will propose to your parents to reduce your pocket money as appropriate."
"This is so inhumane!"
"If you sneak out alone next time, I promise there will be many truly inhuman means waiting for you."
“…Say?”
Luo Shaochen opened the car door and "locked it in a cage."
Chen Shenyuan climbed into the car and turned to look at him, "Child abuse is illegal."
"You know so much." Luo Shaochen helped him wear a seat belt, "I know literacy and understand the method. I'm very curious about the way kindergartens can teach you so many talents."
"Uh..." Two drops of cold sweat appeared on Chen Shenyuan's forehead, and various bloody scenes flashed through his mind instantly -
After Luo Shaochen learned the truth, he was furious and mobilized the Luojia Village villagers, the Luo Dingou family, tied him to the torture platform, filled with solid alcohol, then raised a large bucket of No. 97 gasoline and poured it slowly from his head. When he was trembling with cold, he ignited the gasoline and roasted him. Or he could find a wizard to grab his soul out of Luo Linlin's body and put it into a dark bottle, so that he could be slowly melted by the liquid in the bottle...
The skirt was suddenly pulled, and Chen Shenyuan jumped subconsciously.
Luo Shaochen touched his hair with one hand as if comforting him, while his other hand was slightly raised, and found that the cufflinks on the sleeve were hooked by the lace on Chen Shenyuan's skirt.
Chen Shenyuan escaped from his terrifying imagination, afraid that he would follow the truth, so he hurriedly changed the subject and pretended to be angry: "A gentleman will not lift up a lady's skirt!"
Luo Shaochen replied without raising his head while unbuttoning the hooked thread on his button: "They do things that are deeper than lifting the skirt."
Chen Shenyuan: "..." It's so shameless. He actually said such hints in front of a six-year-old girl... Why didn't I find Mr. Luo so sulky before?
Luo Shaochen suddenly raised his eyes, "Do you know what I'm talking about?"
Chen Shenyuan looked confused, "They packed the skirt and took it away? Hahaha... the ladies are bare butts..." The voice suddenly stopped.
Luo Shaochen said: "I will ask your teacher to study your teaching issues."
Chen Shenyuan: "..." a double standard like a god! Why can you "go deeper" the question? I can't even bare my butt?!
Luo Shaochen untied it for a long time but couldn't untickle it. He was annoyed and wanted to pull the button down directly. As soon as his hand reached out, the phone rang.
Chen Shenyuan pushed his hand away, "You pick up the phone, I'll solve it."
Luo Shaochen reached out without objection and took out his cell phone from his pocket. Seeing the number displayed, he frowned slightly, picked up the cell phone and said, "What's the matter?"
The other party didn't know what he said, but Luo Shaochen didn't say anything after hearing this.
Chen Shenyuan pulled his fingers randomly, and his head leaned towards Luo Shaochen calmly.
"Hmm?" Luo Shaochen suddenly spoke.
Chen Shenyuan's body stiffened and immediately turned his head and showed his teeth.
Luo Shaochen seemed not to notice his little movements and still lowered his head.
Chen Shenyuan wanted to eavesdrop on the content of the phone, but his eyes were attracted by Luo Shaochen's skin. Due to work, most of the people he met usually wear makeup, and his fair and delicate face was very common. Therefore, even if Luo Shaochen had a smooth face that was not inferior to a star, he had never thought deeply. But when he looked at it up close, he found that Luo Shaochen's skin was really good, fair and smooth, with almost no visible pores, no spots, no acne, no moles, no scars... It was really an invisible blow to an artist who was once recommended by a makeup artist to take good care of his skin.
"Bar? Tonight?"
Luo Shaochen's two sudden rebellious questions pulled Chen Shenyuan out of his inner monologue. You know, Shen Shenyuan's sensitivity to the bar is equivalent to Da Qiao's human flesh, and Zhang Zhi's human monsters...
"What's the reason?" Luo Shaochen asked.
I don’t know what was said on the other end, Luo Shaochen pondered for a moment and said, “I understand.”
When Luo Shaochen hung up the phone, he was about to get up when he moved his hand and found that the lace on his skirt was still tightly entangled with cufflinks. He put away his phone and gently pulled it with his fingers. The cufflinks were pulled down and hung loosely on Shen Shenyuan's skirt.
Chen Shenyuan looked at him with bright eyes, "Are you going out to play tonight?"
Luo Shaochen glanced at him, closed the car door, and got into the car from the other end.
Chen Shenyuan twisted his butt and continued to look at him with shiny eyes.
"It is impossible for you to go to a bar if you are underage." Luo Shaochen refused without asking.
Chen Shenyuan said: "I can play the role of a 25-year-old lady."
Luo Shaochen said: "The hardware is insufficient."
Chen Shenyuan looked down at his chest, "I can wear a chest pad."
"height."
"I can wear high heels and stilts."
"Face."
"I can put on heavy makeup. And there is even giant salamander in this world. What's so strange about baby face?"
"ID card."
"Unless they show their policeman's certificate, I can refuse to show it!" Seeing that he didn't say anything, Chen Shenyuan began to twist in his seat, "Little uncle... I'm going... I'm going..."
Luo Shaochen said: "Give me a reasonable reason."
“Experience life.”
“Request for dismissal.”
"Wait! Give me another chance!" Chen Shenyuan racked his brains, "The reason I wanted to go to the bar is because..."
"It's useless to breathe heavily and delay time."
"I didn't delay the time, I had a long breath."
“Why?”
"because……"
“Last chance.”
Chen Shenyuan waved impatiently, "Don't put pressure on me."
Luo Shaochen's mouth bent.
"Because," Shen Yuan slapped his legs, "I want to be a bartender!"
Luo Shaochen said: "Disclaimer."
Chen Shenyuan said: "Why?"
"You know what the first requirement for being a bartender?"
Chen Shenyuan said: "I know how to drink?"
Luo Shaochen shook his head.
Mr. Luo has always been unnatural. Chen Shenyuan began to answer as a brain teaser, "After studying nine-year compulsory education?"
Luo Shaochen still shook his head.
"Uh... someone hired you?"
Luo Shaochen continued to shake his head.
“What exactly is it?”
"Let your head out of the bar."
"..." Chen Shenyuan protested, "Who said that my head couldn't be stretched out of the bar?" If I really couldn't be stretched out, it was also a genetic genetic problem of the Luo family!
Luo Shaochen said: "Have you been to a bar?"
Chen Shenyuan became alert, "Of course not. How is it possible?"
Luo Shaochen said: "Then how do you know that you are taller than the bar?"
"...When watching TV, you can use people as reference objects. For example, Chen Shenyuan, he is 1.85 meters tall. I think the bar is about 1.2 meters tall, right?"
Luo Shaochen said slowly: "You are also very good at math."
Chen Shenyuan: "..." God, can you give him a magic eraser to erase today!
To be continued...