What is the happiest thing in life?

Eat, drink and be merry

I was lucky enough to survive when someone used me as a shield. My legs were not broken and I was not beaten to a brain disease.

Helped the fierce Princess Jinyang of the Tang Dynasty to deceive others and successfully retreated from the trap, although nothing was accomplished.

Chai Lingwu was drinking wine at home and watching the singing and dancing performances of the beautiful dancers.

Beautiful

Looking at the dogleg next to him, he picked up the chopsticks, added a piece of meat, and stuffed it into his mouth.

(￣～￣)Chew!

Comfortable

"Chaida"

Chaida: "Master, please call me"

Chai Lingwu: "Tell me, if I escaped this time, will there be any good luck waiting for us?"

Chai Da had a flattering look on his face: "Master, there must be one, isn't it said now that after a catastrophe there must be good fortune?"

Chai Lingwu curiously asked Chai Da: "Who did you listen to? Is it okay?"

Chaida: "Of course it's correct. If it doesn't work out, let's go burn some incense at Ming Zun's house and ask for Ming Zun's blessing."

Chai Lingwu: "Ming Zun? The Ming Zun from Jinyang"

Chaida nodded: "Yes, it's Ming Zun, it's very effective."

Chai Lingwu's angry face distorted and he lectured Chai Da: "Master, it's too late for me to hide now. If you go and beg, you're not looking for sin for yourself!" He was scolding Chai Da while banging the table.

Chaida: "Sir, you can't think like this. Mingzun is the ancestor of all immortals. If you don't think of a way to ask for blessings and still hide, you are causing trouble for yourself. Besides, you have always been unlucky. Maybe it's because the broom star in the sky sees that you don't respect Mingzun."

I am punishing you on purpose?”

Chai Lingwu thought for a while and nodded in approval: "That's right, what you said makes some sense."

Chai Da poured a glass of wine for Chai Lingwu and continued: "So, sir, please go to Mingzun's place to burn incense and ask for forgiveness. Maybe you can't bear this good thing."

After listening to Chai Da's words, Chai Lingwu picked up his wine glass and drank it all in one gulp. He got up and greeted Chai Da due to his slight drunkenness: "Come on, take the people, let's go and offer incense to Ming Zun."

Chaida: "Okay"

So Chai Lingwu led a large group of people to the Mingzun Holy Religion in Chang'an City. Under the guidance of the doorman, he came to the huge statue of Li Mingda and watched the tall and majestic statue of Li Mingda carrying the magic weapon of the sun across the galaxy and the sea.

Idol of the moon.

Chai Lingwu, who was slightly drunk, looked at it for a long time and said: "Oh my god, Jinyang is exactly the same."

Chai Lingwu's voice was a bit loud due to his drunkenness, and the believers around him all gave him strange looks after hearing it.

"Who is this person?"

"It's so loud"

"Don't you know there's a need for anger and respect here?"

"He seems to be a distinguished person."

"I have seen this man, Duke Qiao Guo Chai Lingwu"

"He, wasn't he beaten by our Mingzun?"

"That's right, he's probably here to admit his mistake."

"We have never seen Lord Mingzun reincarnated. Is it really the same as Princess Jinyang?"

"Didn't Duke Qiao say it just now?"

"Oh my god, I have to go to Lord Mingzun's house to pay my respects later. Maybe it will be more effective."

"Go together and go together"

Chai Lingwu didn't pay attention to the chatter around him. His mind was now filled with images of Li Mingda and his eyes overlapping each other.

Sighing: I am really so stupid. Others have been favored by the Wan family, but I am still stupid and do not know how to ask for it. I also follow Changsun Chong to commit stupidity. How can a human being go against the gods, especially the ancestor of all the immortals?

Lingwu took the high-incense Chai Da and handed it to him, hugged it, bowed towards the statue of Li Mingda, inserted the incense burner, knelt down on the futon piously and kowtowed to the statue.

dong dong dong

three sounds

"Master Mingzun, please realize that I am young and ignorant and have offended many people. I will set up a statue for you at home and share it with you day and night. Please bless my Chai family with wealth and prosperity."

In the Mingzun Holy Sect, Chai Lingwu Laibei can be said to have the highest title among all the titles in the Tang Dynasty. Most of the people who come are family members. He came in person, and the most fragrant thing was that he broke his scalp.

The news spread quickly.

It didn't take long for the news to reach the imperial study room.

At this time, the scene in the royal study room was extremely embarrassing. Li Mingda and Lao Li were staring at each other in anger.

(￣￣)

(*￣￣)

￣へ￣

o(￣ヘ￣o#)

Li Shimin looked angry: "How dare you glare at me, you traitor?"

Li Mingda: "Humph, how can I still praise you?"

Li Shimin: "Believe it or not, I will whip you"

Li Mingda: "I'm afraid you are a puppy"

Li Shimin: "I want to run before I even learn to walk! (*￣￣)"

Li Mingda: "Not only can I run but I can also jump, huh (^)"

Li Shimin slapped the table and stared: "Guizi, your wings are hard, right?"

(*￣￣)

Li Mingda: "Not only can you fly, but you can also fly happily. If you don't believe me, you gave me the throne. Believe it or not, I can govern many times better than you."

(￣_,￣)

Li Shimin: "What do you want to do, traitor? You want to usurp the throne!"

Li Mingda's King's Contempt Reappears

(￣_,￣)

"Usurping the throne, there is nothing to usurp the throne in a country that will be finished in two or three years. I might as well find an overseas continent and build one myself."

I brushed off Lao Li and stood up immediately: "What do you mean? Why do you say that my great country will be over in two or three years? My Tang Dynasty is the most powerful in the world."

Li Mingda looked disdainful: "The strongest in the four directions. Without my new steel technology, you still have to find a way to marry Tubo. Without my Jin Yiwei, your Baiqisi is just a younger brother."

Old Li was speechless

Li Mingda continued: "Let's talk a little further. The black-clothed food is currently so powerful that it has almost wiped out the west of the Tang Dynasty. Although there are forces rising, it is hard to say how the battle will be. You have to know that the land does not need to be in the Tang Dynasty.

Small"

"Then there is Europe, that is, the northwest of the black-clad food. The territory is not small, although the population is almost small. According to the news brought by the merchants from the Western Regions, the prototype of an empire is being formed, and the weird place where Buddhism was born is also there.

If we carry out annexation of countries, within ten years we will have an empire not much smaller than the Tang Dynasty."

"Of course, these are all from the outside. Let's talk about the inside. Li Chengqian did a good job in supervising the country, right?"

Li Shimin nodded with a proud look on his face: "That was cultivated by me."

Li Mingda hit him directly and said: "I'm just a better puppet scumbag. When you are here, I listen to you. When you are not here, I listen to the courtiers. If the courtiers are not sure, they will look for the so-called one who ran out of the corner."

He is just a puppet of the military advisor. If this happens, the imperial power will be divided again in a few years. I don’t know what my surname will be after the Tang Dynasty. Anyway, it is not Li."

Seeing Li Shimin's anxious eyes, Li Mingda continued to criticize him: "Don't be impatient for now. I'll tell you all about it. Li Ke, Li Tai has the heart to fight for the crown prince. This is a disaster you have raised yourself. They will definitely fight against each other if you turn around."

There are casualties. If something happens to Li Chengqian, it's up to you what to do. Whoever three of them go up will die, and the other two will die. Oh, it was four. After all, including Li Chengqian, there will be five of us to open a government office. By then, Huangquan Road

Maybe we can meet again.”
Chapter completed!