Chapter 375 Dolphins?
After the court meeting was over, Murong Xue was as happy as a grandson in the royal study room, she wished that she would be miserable down there.
Especially the old Wang family who wanted to send their daughter to the palace was the least popular. Murong Xue said with a proud face: "That's great, the old Wang family wants to stuff little foxes into our place."
Wu on the side said to himself: Aren't you the biggest one? If it weren't for you, we would definitely be in the top spot, but now we can only be reduced to the third place.
Wu helplessly found that she really seemed to be the third person, and the laughter of the melon-eating masses who covered her head every day and wrote materials to train surgeons was beyond her reach.
It was obviously agreed that I would come first, why did it become like this?
I can't understand.
Li Mingda glanced at the dazed Wu Zi and sat down, hooking his hands with Murong Xue: "Xiao Bai, come here."
Murong Xue happily ran over and put her face in Li Mingda's hand, asking cutely: "I'm here, was it you who summoned me?"
Li Mingda rubbed Murong Xue's head: "Xiao Bai, your 20,000 cavalry"
Before Li Mingda finished speaking, Murong Xue interrupted and said: "It will be done immediately."
Li Mingda: "There's no need to worry, just have a look, and there's no need to actually send additional troops to do anything to them. An edict and local garrison are enough."
Murong Xue tilted her head and looked unhappy: "Oh, I thought we could make a big move, but I'm so disappointed!"
Li Mingda stretched out his hand to ravage Murong Xue's little fat face: "Killing is not the purpose. Besides, why should we use so many human and financial resources if we can just finish them off? It is better to keep busy with spring plowing. New rice, wheat and other seeds will be produced this year."
Start sowing within the pass to prevent those who are causing trouble secretly. After all, destroying farmland is also a way to attack me, such as setting fire to a mature wheat field."
Wu: "You will be beheaded for this kind of thing"
Li Mingda nodded: "Beheading is a sign of kindness to them. If I were to throw him to the palace gate, he would be broken into pieces inch by inch and fed to the turtles."
So domineering, so powerful, so handsome, with eyes full of stars, this is the kind of Li Mingda she admires the most.
Wufa nymphomaniac, Zheng Wanli is a bit dull. She thinks this kind of punishment is terrible, but it is more damning to deal with someone who burns wheat fields.
Spring flowers bloom and the earth warms up
After hibernating all winter, the bear opened his eyes once. The first thing he did was to pull out the poop that had been stored in his belly for a whole winter and could poison and smoke many people to death.
After feeling comfortable, we went out to eat some food, and on the way we found a female bear and a male bear ready to play with their babies.
Rabbits, wolves, leopards, birds, and fish have all started a new round of spring.
The earth is full of spring.
Except for Oscar who squatted miserably next to Li Mingda in the royal study room.
The reason why Oscar clothes are so boring is because the Grammys dislike them.
Oscar lay next to Li Mingda with a sad look in his eyes, looking at Li Mingda with his sharp dog eyes and wailing: "Ouch, ouch, ouch"
Li Mingda looked disgusted with forcing Oscar into trouble: "You look like you have no future. Who can blame me if my wife doesn't even look down on you."
Oscar continued to wail: "Ouch, ouch, ouch!"
Li Mingda: "You little prairie man, if you dare to talk back, believe it or not, I will castrate you by throwing autumn water at you."
Oscar looked indifferent: "Ouch!"
Li Mingda was shocked: "You are not afraid." Then he said with a bad smile: "Then give it a try, I heard that your little drops are great."
Oscar couldn't help shrinking his body and retorted in a low voice: "Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch."
Li Mingda: "Why can't I eat dog meat? Do you know that yin and yang complement each other? Eat less and your health will be better."
Li Mingda waved his finger towards Qiu Shui and pointed at Oscar: "Qiu Shui's daughter is here, let's eat dogs at night... This grandson actually scared away."
Qiu Shui knew that Li Mingda would not do anything to Oscar, so he also smiled: "Master, are you bullying Oscar like this?"
Li Mingda: "It doesn't matter, it looks like a dog. If you ignore it, it will rub its nose and get on your face. Also, call me daddy."
Qiu Shui: "..."
"My daughter disowns her father." Li Mingda lay on the table with a look of despair. Qiu Guo ignored Li Mingda decisively.
Wu stood aside and expressed his confusion as to why Li Mingda kept asking Qiu Shui and the others to call them daddy.
Murong Xue came over and said, "What good will it do if I scream?"
Li Mingda: "You can get a red envelope during the Chinese New Year"
Murong Xue shook her head: "That's a shame, I'll have to give you flags then."
Li Mingda: "You are at most a burial object"
Murong Xue had a bad smile on her face: "Hahaha, you were a bitch the day before yesterday and you were willing to kill yourself."
Li Mingda rubbed his nose: "You are smart, go to your knights and go to Bai Yujing. Now that Bai Yujing is gone, you can take care of the knights."
"Okay." After Murong Xue agreed, she ran out to have fun like a wild fox running wild.
Wu was left with a curious look on his face and asked Li Mingda: "Your Majesty, isn't it an honor to be buried in the imperial mausoleum?"
Li Mingda patted Wu's little head: "Why do living people have to be buried with the dead? It's better to live and sing his praises than to show loyalty. Just burn incense and worship during the Qingming Festival. Besides, who told you that death is the end of a person?"
, maybe we will go to another world."
Wu: "Is it above the Nine Heavens to become an immortal and achieve enlightenment?"
Li Mingda: “It may not necessarily turn into a poop-eating slime.”
Wu: "Slime?"
Li Mingda: "Just like a slug, just a little bigger."
Wu had a look of disgust on his face, as if he had thought of something disgusting.
Li Mingda took a look at Wu's appearance, and happily teased her again. Sure enough, it was fun to shake the lolita.
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After spring plowing, new rice and wheat seeds began to take root, sprout, bloom and bear fruit. In fact, the wheat had been planted years ago, that was just what was said in the court.
After Li Mingda gave tips on new planting methods to various places, the new seeds grew gratifyingly, and the huge ears of rice and wheat were plump. These had nothing to do with the East China Sea Fleet, which had already gone to sea.
After leaving the Yangtze River outlet, Gan Ning led his fleet to follow the world map to determine his position with the Japanese island country, and directly killed them.
As they got further and further away from the coast of Datang, the excitement in their hearts was gradually replaced by the emptiness of the endless sea.
In order to prevent themselves from making mistakes on their first voyage and not being able to arrive at the scheduled sailing time, Gan Ning and the others followed the instructions given by Li Mingda and put down a few steel hooks on the road and hung up some small fish to see if they could catch a few big ones.
Come and eat the sea fish.
In the Pacific Ocean more than a thousand years ago, the sea was almost untouched by humans, and the products were richer than you can imagine.
As soon as the steel hook carrying the small fish was dropped, it was bitten by an underwater predator. After some dragging, a group of people caught the fish. The good guy was more than one meter long, not counting.
At first glance, no one recognized the sharp spikes on his mouth. Pang Tong thought for a while and took out a booklet, which was drawn by Li Mingda for him. She knew the encyclopedia of marine animals.
Pang Tong opened it and looked at the soul illustration. After comparing it, his eyes darkened: "This may be a dolphin."
Chapter completed!