"Oops, your skewers fell on my serving table."

"Oh, it was just an accident. Don't get excited and give you a bunch of kidneys to eat."

"I don't want to eat big kidneys, I will grow a beard later."

"Ha, that's because you grow up. We don't know how. If you eat more, you will become more beautiful and..."

(〃＞ dishes＜)

Wu and Murong Xue then had another confrontation.

Wei Zheng sighed helplessly. He really shouldn't have come up. After all, hearing about Li Mingda's quarrel in the harem was not what he, a foreign minister, should do.

He casually pulled out all the prompts in the system, scanned them briefly and clicked to confirm, then Li Mingda told Wei Zheng: "Wait a moment, I'll teach those two noisy men a lesson." After that, he rolled up his sleeves and went to find

Murong Xue and Wu went.

When she saw Murong Xue, Murong Xue was fighting with two skewers full of sauce and holding a writing brush.

The surrounding maids, eunuchs, and royal guards did not dare to step forward, so they could only let the two of them do what they wanted.

sauce

ink

Flying everywhere

Lin Dong and Zhao Xiaomeng were hiding behind a pillar.

"Xiaomeng, do you think the two of them look like some masters spreading paint?"

Xiaomeng held the pillar and carefully opened more ink from Wushu. After observing it carefully, she replied while chewing: "Don't tell me that it's the truth."

Lin Dong: "This reminds me of Xingye's classic movie "Tang Bohu Spots Autumn Fragrance""

Zhao Xiaomeng nodded: "A little bit, I allow you to try it back."

After Zhao Xiaomeng reminded her, Lin Dong thought for a while and nodded: "I'll put it back to my challenge plan."

bang bang

(*.Д

Lin Dong and Zhao Xiaomeng covered their heads and turned to look at Li Mingda aggrievedly.

"Boss, why are you beating us?"

"Yeah, we show the innocent people eating melons"

Li Mingda directly lectured them: "It's not too big of a deal for you to come here. They are like this and don't even know how to persuade them."

Lin Dong pointed at the battlefield and then argued aggrievedly: "We are two little scumbags with less than five combat abilities. We are the opponents of their masters holding magical weapons. If we are contaminated by the power of the magical weapons, the consequences will be disastrous."

He said it was so lively, it was just ink and sauce. Li Mingda let Lin Dong and Zhao Xiaomeng go for the time being, walked to the front, grabbed Wu with one hand and his own Xiaobai with the other, and subdued them both.

Behind Liulihe, Lin Dong and Zhao Xiaomeng quickly stepped forward and snatched away their weapons. The Liulijiang brush was put back on the desk. Lin Dong and Zhao Xiaomeng went to the small charcoal stove to light a fire at Li Mingda's signal.

Gone are the skewers.

"Xiaobai, Xiaowu, who among you two can explain it to us, or else we will all be punished today?"

Murong Xue, who had a face full of ink, pointed at Wu with a very aggrieved look: "It was her, she was the one who took the brush and moved it first. I am innocent, really."

Do you think you would believe it if a husky told you who moved the broken sofa first? Li Mingda certainly didn't believe it.

But you can’t just grab one person for interrogation.

"Wu, tell me"

With sauce on Wu's face, Wu started to accuse Murong Xue with tears in her eyes: "I was just dealing with official documents, and she dangled a skewer in front of me, dripping the sauce on the desk, and pestered me to eat a big kidney.

,wish I had a beard..."

really

Wu is still not as good as Murong Xue, this is all intentional, she is the kind of person who doesn't have sex for one day and has her tail raised to the sky without education for the next two days. As for Wu.

Li Mingda decided to teach the two men a lesson together, with Murong Xue being more serious.

Putting his hand on Murong Xue and Wu's heads, Li Mingda announced the outcome of their trial: "You two will receive family law after the dinner tonight. As a passive victim, Wu will be given a lighter sentence. As for you, Xiaobai?"

Murong Xue begged for mercy with a flattering look on her face: "Boss, please let the little one go. This is just an accident. The little one just wants to let Wu know what nutritional reconciliation is. It doesn't matter if you have a big kidney, and you won't grow a beard. I

This is love and care for her, you have to believe me."

After pleading innocent, Li Mingda remembered Wei Zheng who was still waiting for Murong Xue, and then said with a dark face: "You can't escape the death penalty. You can go downstairs and follow Wei Zheng and the others to deal with the post-war population and materials of Tubo."

Schedule the migration work”

"yes"

"That's not right, Gouzi, have you finished beating Tubo?"

Li Mingda nodded: "The battle is over, and the plan to conquer Tubo has been completed. The next step is to start operating Southeast Asia and station troops to prepare for the South Asian peninsula."

Speaking of the South Asian Peninsula, Murong Xue had a strange expression on her face, and then opened her voice: "It's so cold. I'm playing in the mud in the Northeast. Although the Northeast is not big, I don't have a home in Dalian. It's so cold...

.woo woo woo woo..."

Li Mingda reached out and covered Murong Xue's mouth, and Li Mingda lectured her: "Don't be shy, just go to work and don't wash your face."

(⊙_⊙)?

Murong Xue knew that her face was covered with ink, and her little fox face instantly squeezed out countless tears: "Boss, please stop, I am a respectable person after all."

"Huh, let me teach you a little lesson to make you dishonest."

Seeing that Li Mingda disagreed, Murong Xue glanced at Li Mingda with a resentful expression, and then said: "I am old and my pearls are yellow, and I am not as good as Xiao Wu. It's so sad. I think you were called

Our little sweetie”

After sending Wu to wash up, Li Mingda personally pushed the noisy Murong Xue to the stairs, and then pointed downstairs: "Go away now, otherwise we will eat up all the skewers when you come back late, you can only wait.

Dinner tonight”

Murong Xue suddenly became energetic after talking about the kebabs. She changed her funny look just now, patted her heart and promised: "Boss, this is a trivial matter. Leave it to me. I will handle it in a minute. Let's go, Mr. Wei."

"Hey, hey, slow down, slow down."

Wei Zheng was dragged downstairs by the crazy Murong Xue and almost rolled down the stairs. Wei Zheng returned to his desk without any danger and sat down, patting his heart that was about to beat.

Fortunately, we practiced martial arts when we were young, otherwise we might have been unprepared just now and would have fallen off.

Murong Xuepi Guipi was very efficient in his work when he was serious. He finished sorting out the work he had to do in less than half an hour. Then with a look of ink on his face, he greeted a group of ministers and went upstairs to grab food.

Half an hour was the right time to start eating. Murong Xue came upstairs and pushed Wu away, grabbed the skewers and started chewing them.

When Wu Yi saw that he was squeezed away, he was naturally unwilling to accept it, and the two started a new round of fighting.

Li Mingda and a group of family members were used to it. Watching them fighting for food, he decided to do whatever he wanted.

It's dinner time
Chapter completed!