Chapter 018 The collapse of Deadpool: Is one bite of the fruit enough?
If Deadpool were to choose, he would definitely choose the marshmallow fruit with higher cost performance and greater potential.
But now, who is buying it not for Deadpool, but for Vanessa?
And everyone knows about women buying things.
You can never expect them to think and weigh rationally like men.
What else can Deadpool do?
"Store manager, let's get the fruit set."
Deadpool didn't hesitate much and made a decision, "Also, store manager, is this set also worth one million dollars?"
"Yes Wade, the store discount period has not passed yet, so as before, you still need 700,000 US dollars." Rorschach nodded.
"Is it still 30% off? Store manager, I introduced you to a customer and brought my wife here, so you won't give me any more discounts?"
Deadpool started to raise the price.
"Wade, the 30% discount is already very low." Luo Xia shook his head.
Moreover, the price is determined by the system and cannot be changed by Rorschach at will.
"But Wade, I won't let your work go in vain. I will open membership to you and Vanessa." But Rorschach then said to Deadpool.
"Store manager, what permissions do members have?" Deadpool stared at Rorschach and asked.
"Members have many privileges. For example, ordinary people can only buy up to three Devil Fruits from me, but members are not limited to three."
"Another example is that during auctions, members also have priority."
"In addition, there are other benefits specifically for members. You will know about them later."
Rorschach smiled and explained for Vanessa and Deadpool.
"Sounds very good! Then I've decided on the store manager. Vanessa and I are both members."
Deadpool is also quite satisfied with this.
Although he kept saying that he wanted Rorschach to give him a discount, it was just talk.
Deadpool understands that things like Devil Fruit, which are hard to come by, are a seller's market, not a buyer's market.
Regardless of whether it is discounted or not, you are lucky to encounter it.
There is also the store manager. Although he seems to be a harmless person, how can he be an ordinary person if he can sell something as magical as a Devil Fruit?
There is no doubt that he is a great master!
For such a great person, if you have the opportunity to hug someone's lap, just burn the incense. If you have the opportunity to introduce customers or something, you should feel honored.
If you really think that such a small thing is such a big deal, that's the real fool.
"Of course, Deadpool, I will keep your support for the store in mind." Rorschach smiled gently at Deadpool.
"With your words, store manager, my work has not been in vain."
As Deadpool said, he took out the suitcase and put it on the counter.
"Store manager, should you accept cash here?"
Wade opened the suitcase, which was filled with more than half a box of American knives.
"certainly."
Rorschach simply checked and accepted it, and after confirming that it was correct, he kept the money, took out the fruit set from the display cabinet, and put it in Vanessa's hand.
Vanessa held the weird fruit in both hands and kept looking at it.
If it weren't for Deadpool's personal experience, she would really not believe that such a strange little thing actually contained such magical power.
"Wade, is this food really delicious?"
Vanessa remembered something and glanced at Wade beside her.
"It tastes worse than poop!"
Deadpool nodded solemnly, "My dear, let me tell you a secret. Hold your breath when you eat later, or try to pinch your nose, and never take a breath..."
"Come on, Wade." Rorschach smiled on the side, "Vanessa, you just need to take a small bite and put it in your mouth."
"Although Devil Fruit is unpalatable, you don't need to eat it all. Just take one bite."
"What?"
Deadpool, who was imparting his experience personally, was stunned as if he had been hit by something.
"Manager, you just said that you only need one bite? Are you sure?"
"Are you sure?"
Deadpool's eyes were dull as he looked at Rorschach and asked questions.
"Wade, I never told you that you need to eat all this, right?"
Rorschach tried his best not to laugh, but it had to be said that it was a bit hard to endure.
"Shet!"
"What did I do?"
Wade's whole body exploded.
He actually ate the entire devil fruit!
World, why do you have so much malice towards me?
"Hahaha, Wade, it seems you did something stupid."
Vanessa couldn't help but cover her mouth and laughed wildly, her laughter making her branches tremble.
"Store manager, why didn't you tell me then?" Deadpool looked at Rorschach with a lifeless look.
"I originally wanted to say something, but Wade, you are so powerful. You finished eating it before I even said it. I was helpless."
Rorschach spread his hands.
"Wade, I'm going to start."
Vanessa's voice sounded, and she said hello to Deadpool.
Then he took a deep breath and took a small bite of the devil fruit.
"Ugh!"
As always, Vanessa was so disgusted that her facial features were distorted.
It took a lot of effort to resist the urge to spit it out and swallow the mouthful of pulp.
"Wade, are you telling me that you actually ate a whole pill?"
Vanessa couldn't help but look at Deadpool with admiration.
One bite of this kind of food could kill you. Vanessa couldn't believe that Wade actually ate a whole pill.
abnormal!
It’s really perverted!
"I feel like I'm going to be laughed at by you for the rest of my life. Well, I accept my fate. This is indeed a stain that I can't wash away. Manager, this is all your fault!"
Deadpool said to Rorschach very resentfully.
Then he looked at Vanessa eagerly, "Honey, how do you feel now?"
"It's amazing! Wade, that's an experience I've never had before! So is this a Devil Fruit?"
Vanessa suddenly screamed out in surprise, with a look of admiration on her face.
Then she began to control her abilities and made some attempts.
Suddenly, a huge "rag" appeared on Vanessa's body.
Vanessa's body was roughly trapped.
"Wade, look! It's true, I really made a dress!" Vanessa was dancing with excitement.
"My dear, although I don't think this piece of cloth can be called clothes, but how can I put it, it actually looks pretty good on you."
Deadpool looked Vanessa up and down and said with a serious expression.
"Wait a moment!"
Chapter completed!