Chapter 002 New Guest: Deadpool
Since the blonde girl, more than a dozen people have come to Roxa's store one after another.
To be honest, the abortion in the store is actually OK.
But as always, everyone lost interest after seeing the "honor" of the devil fruit.
It was afternoon in a blink of an eye. Seeing that the day was about to pass, Roxa still didn't even sell a devil fruit.
“Another day of nothing!”
Luo Xia looked helpless, and no longer had the energy and enthusiasm that was full of energy in the morning. She just lay on the counter and played with her mobile phone powerlessly.
Completely distorted.
"Ha~~"
Accompanied by this very coquettish sound, Rorschach saw a man wearing a headscar standing at the door of his store.
What's going on?
Luo Xia couldn't help but skip a beat. Could it be that he had encountered a robber?
After all, in this free country, zero yuan purchases are common things, and even places like convenience stores are visited.
However, this is the first time Luo Xia has encountered such a fruit shop, such as Zero Yuan.
"Don't be nervous, I'm not the kind of low-level robbery. I actually hate those guys who don't have technical content the most."
The man in the hood saw that Roxa seemed to have misunderstood, so he waved his hand, "Actually, I'm wearing a hood because I just attended a carnival. I was cosplaying a perverted murderer. Didn't I see it? I don't have weapons in my hand."
Roxa looked at it and found that it was true that the man with a hoodie was empty, and he did not seem to be buying it from Zero Yuan.
This made him feel relieved.
But Roxa was actually very skeptical about the man with the hoodie.
Even if this guy is really attending the carnival, it's over now, there's no need to wear a headscarf all the time, right?
And for some reason, Rorschach felt that the voice of the man with a hood is very familiar with, as if he had heard it somewhere.
But strangely, he has only been reborn in this world for more than a month, and in fact he has not known many people at all.
And this voice is not the voice of anyone he knows.
The man in the hood had no intention of taking off the hood, so he walked into the store directly: "Actually, I was passing by here and seeing your strange store, let's see what the devil fruit is... Are they these colorful things?
?”
I'm afraid this is not a lunatic?
Do you really plan to wear it all the time?
Roxa was deeply complaining in his heart.
However, if he is really a psychopath, Rorschach is still a little happy because the possibility of a psychopath buying the devil fruit may be greater.
"Yes, sir, these are the devil fruits sold in our store. They are some very magical fruits."
"Sheit, are these really? I thought they were decorations or toys for children." The man in the hoodie sounded so incredible.
"Sir, these are all fruits, for eating, and these fruits have very magical powers that allow those who eat it to gain magical abilities."
After Roxa introduced this, his heart started to feel a little upset.
This is a very critical step. So far, most customers have turned around here and left.
"Magic ability? Just like those people in the X-Men, that ability?"
But the man in the hood did not leave, but instead showed a very interested look on his face.
This made Luo Xia feel secretly happy. Sure enough, it was still a person with abnormal brains.
"That's right sir!"
Rorschach pointed at the slippery fruit in it and introduced it to the other party, "For example, this fruit is called slippery fruit, you may wonder why it is called 'skip fruit'..."
"Yes, that's right, why is it a 'slipping fruit'? Because it bites in the mouth, it's as silky as if it's touched lubricant?" The man in the hood listed a very vivid example.
"Because eating this fruit will make your skin very smooth, which is a hundred times smoother than the skin of a newborn baby!"
Roxa directly ignored the man in the hood and continued to introduce him to the man in the hood.
"Sounds great, can any kind of skin be smooth?"
The man with a hoodie not only did not stop him from being persuaded to withdraw like others, but instead seemed even more interested.
"Of course, the fruits in our store are all innocent and genuine. If the effect is not good..." Luo Xia thought about it and made an extremely vicious oath, "I was let a hundred fat guys get me killed.
Give the wheel a hundred times.”
The man with a hoodie couldn't help but shiver. Can you even make such a vicious swear?
"Even with a face like mine?"
Then the man in the hood suddenly took off his mask, and a bumpy and terrible face appeared in front of Roxa.
I'll go!
Roxa was first shocked by his miserable face, and then he widened his eyes and couldn't believe it.
Little little bitch, Deadpool!
He didn't expect that this man with a headshot who looked abnormal, was Deadpool!
But if it was Deadpool, it might be possible. After all, with such a face, it really requires slippery fruits.
And Deadpool's brain, well, it seems that it's really a bit abnormal from the movie.
"How do you think of my face?" Deadpool didn't take it seriously when he saw Roxa scared by his honor.
This is not the first time he has experienced this.
"Sir, have you ever been knocked over by a train?"
Although he had known how Deadpool looked solemn, Rorsch deliberately showed a shocked look.
"After that, I was trampled by a hundred wild horses and scrubbed it with sand when I took a shower. That's almost like that."
Deadpool became shady, and he really didn't leave any face for himself, "How about it, is my face OK?"
"Sir, as I said, no matter what kind of skin you have!"
Rorschach swore and said authentically, "Just take a bite, I guarantee you can have flawless skin, transform, only at this moment!"
"Is this too much? Do you really expect me to believe that there is such a magical fruit in the world?" Deadpool finally raised some questions.
Rorschach immediately took out a small sample of the slide fruit, "Sir, if you don't believe it, you can taste it, and your skin will immediately become smooth again."
"You don't want to poison me, are you?" Deadpool looked at the small sample and did not move immediately.
"Sir, you are joking. Why do I do this? And I have surveillance monitors in the store. If you die, I will go to jail."
Rorschach pointed to the camera on the wall.
"It doesn't matter. Even if it's really poisonous, it won't kill me at all. And you won't go to jail because I will kill you directly."
When Deadpool said this, he took the sample fruit in Rorschach's hand.
Chapter completed!