Chapter 25 Banquet
(1)
"——You slaughter the alien races regardless of good or evil, use your power to make money, use your power to have physical relationships with many women, slaughter the pagans who have no evil deeds, and bully civilians in a high position. The crime is hard to write. The situation is particularly serious, and 219 punishments were sentenced!" Siji Yingji pointed at the soul of a human practitioner who was restricted by a special shackle under the hall and made a judgment.
"I am not convinced!" The human cultivator's soul roared at the court and tried to stand up, but the next second he was pressed to the ground by the ghosts on both sides.
Even so, the soul of this human practitioner is still making a fuss: "What qualifications do you have to judge my merits and demerits in this life? I am just a soul who died early and tall among short people! If I were born in ancient times, the person sitting on it now would be me!"
The Yama Palace with the most thorns is the Yama Palace of Four Seasons Yingji. She has heard many similar lines: "Go down."
"Yes!" Two ghost soldiers raised the dead souls of human practitioners and dragged them towards the gate.
The human practitioner roared unwillingly: "I have only done one wrong thing in my life, that is, I have not investigated the situation clearly and joined the team to attack that adult! That adult is the only god in the world! What qualifications do you little thieves who steal the authority of that adult have to judge me-"
As the shouts of the dead souls of human practitioners gradually faded away, Onozuka Komachi, the assistant of Sishi Eiki, sighed: "Is it an illusion? I seem to have heard similar speeches more than once recently."
Siji Yingji frowned slightly and murmured: "Leeds Scarlett, it is necessary to send someone to the present world to investigate..."
Originally, she was not very interested in the vampire who was basically not out of the house. A group of human practitioners who were shouting religious slogans and a group of monsters who wanted to prove that they were the strongest group in Europe came to her and could not ask them to be killed. But with the trial of the dead souls, more than one religious person who was devout during his lifetime and regarded the murderer as a god after his death. It was too bizarre.
Let me put it this way... Yakumo Zi and Feng saw that there were so many people who died at Youka's hands. She had never heard of anyone who regarded them as gods after death. If they didn't call them "old witches" they were considered open-minded.
"If I were sent to investigate, I would resign. At worst, I would go to Zhonghe Hell to be a grassroots female ghost soldier to seduce men..." Onozuka Komachi whispered.
It is a rule that he cannot interfere in the affairs of the world, and "investigation" is the limit, but this does not mean that there is no risk in conducting investigations.
"Well? Did you say something just now?" Siji Yingji, who was thinking, couldn't hear it clearly.
"No, no." Onozuka Komachi laughed dryly, changing the subject, "By the way, the time is almost over, it's time to go to the banquet, right?"
Siji Yingji nodded, her tone sounded very unpleasant: "...There is no choice, she is not as strong as others, so she can only lower her posture to socialize."
"Uh, I think she has always been very friendly and has not caused any trouble yet." Onozuka Komachi shaved his face and smiled bitterly. In front of her boss, she dared not say that the first sentence she first met was "You are guilty."
(2)
The buffet venue is located in the open space in front of the Yanma Palace of King Yanma. There is no room for decoration or not. It is just a few wooden poles with lanterns hanging on it to lighting it, and then a few pots of normal aesthetic flowers and plants are placed for decoration.
The attendees were all the senior management districts of Wano Country, representatives from other management districts, Lilith, Dia and the Seven Purgatory Sisters. The total number was not large, but it was enough to create a lively atmosphere.
"This is a buffet? It doesn't talk about dining etiquette as you imagine." Kaguya's eyes were circling, and she was embarrassed to get the food.
Fatton, who successfully sent Lilith away and came back with the food, said, "His princess who put his own lunch and came to grab food, did she have the face to talk about dining etiquette?"
"That's a special situation. It's all your fault that you gave me my portion to the rabbits." Kaguya's first-class skill in trumpeting the blame.
Fetton put down the plate and sat down: "If I started from the perspective of 'cultural differences', I would definitely make you speechless, but that would take too much time. Don't eat it, you can't starve anyway."
"Hmph~" Kaguya raised her chest and made an arrogant nasal sound.
She had already asked Yonglin to take the food for her.
In fact, she is not the only one sitting at the dining table and still moving. Some dedicated assistants will give priority to food for their bosses and then take their own portion.
Feidun smiled with a successful plan: "I forgot to say that I asked Yonglin not to get food for you just now, otherwise I will send you back to Yongyuan Pavilion in advance."
"Why!" Kaguya slapped the table.
Fatton shrugged and said for granted: "I am the organizer of this buffet~"
"Gu~!" Kaguya glared at her for a long time, but in the end she left the table angrily and went to get the food in person.
Not long after, Yonglin came back with two plates of food and said strangely: "Huh? Where is the princess?"
"I think you're too slow to move, so I'll do it yourself to have enough food and clothing." Feidun answered casually.
Yonglin has known Kaguya for many years, how could she believe such words? As soon as she guessed, she guessed that she was fooled by Feton. She smiled helplessly and said, "...At the time of parting, you should just breathe a little princess once."
"Well, are you sure she is really angry now~?" Feidun pointed to the dining area with a fork. Princess Moon, who was very prominent among the Yama and the assistants, was grinning and looking around and falling into the difficulty of choosing. "She is over a thousand years old, give her more life experience~Master~"
"Okay..." Yonglin had to admit that this made sense and handed Ferton the food that was originally intended for Kaguya, "Then you have to take responsibility and get rid of this food."
Feden smiled and said, "No problem, but I want to take the dish on your hand, I'm afraid you will take the medicine in advance."
"……………” Yonglin's smile froze.
The medicine was in the wrong place.
(3)
"...Is there no other arrangement?" Some guests had already begun to leave, and Ghost Lamp came to Feidun with a cocktail and asked.
Feden looked at the chief assistant of King Yanmo with a strange look: "What are you doing? Are you still thinking about forming a group to go to Huajie? I'm not like this."
Ghost Lamp was unmoved and said with a face spread out: "I thought you would take this opportunity to announce something big, such as expanding 666 hells into 999 hells, or something."
"No, the punishment methods here have been keeping pace with the times, right? Even if I have new ideas, I will propose them in the form of improvement." Feidun's pranks are many, but cultivation is ranked first, and he did not visit the 666 hells one by one. "Well, don't think too much, I just want to invite everyone to a meal, my skills are acceptable~"
Ghost lamp has to admit this: "It's not just about being a good person. If you are not a boundary breaker, I want to hire you as the chef with a high salary."
"Over-worthy~" Feidun picked up his milk tea cup, "I'm about to leave this world. If I don't make a mistake, I will come back here to practice later. It's okay to make more friends, and I'll be slapped."
Chapter completed!