Side Story 3: A bad mouth and arrogant love cause trouble, and the young Haoran encounters a fantasy city!
Extra 3: An arrogant and trouble-making young man encounters a fantasy city!
"Auntie, your pig's head is not fresh at all. It's not worth 20 yuan a pound."
"Baby, don't make trouble here, you are delaying my business."
"Auntie, don't be dissatisfied. Why don't you cut two more pieces of your pork head and let me try it to see if it's fresh enough?"
"Get out! You've been here with me for half a month, get out of here as far as you can."
In the market near Changdian Primary School in Dongcheng District, Su Haoran, who had just turned eight years old, held his little hands behind his back and looked up at the aunt selling pork head meat with a faint smile on his face, although the little guy looked very immature.
, but the aunt who sells pig head meat was so angry that her mouth was filled with smoke.
Yes, this kid comes to this small market every day and says that the pig heads sold are not fresh. In order to prove that the meat she sells is good, the aunt has let him taste it for half a month.
"Auntie, this is your fault." Su Haoran said with a smile: "You are a meat seller and I am a consumer. Don't I have the right to question the quality of the meat you sell?"
"Go away, don't let me talk nonsense anymore, go away!" the aunt shouted while holding the meat cutting knife.
Su Haoran shook his head, "Auntie, are you threatening me? Don't think I'm a child. To be honest, I'm not easy to mess with. Don't think you can scare me with a knife!"
"Damn it, why am I threatening you? Come and bite me if you dare!" The aunt was so angry that she had the urge to kill with a knife.
"Bite you?" Su Haoran took two steps back and shook his head vigorously, "Forget it, tiger poison cannot eat its seeds."
"What the hell are you saying you are my father? Boy, if I don't teach you a lesson today, I won't set up a stall here anymore." The aunt selling pork head meat was going crazy and walked out of the stall with a meat cleaver.
He rushed out from behind.
Su Haoran was well prepared, turned around and ran away, "Auntie, if you have the guts, come and chase me. If you dare to chase me for thirty meters, I will obey you."
"Baby, don't say thirty meters, thirty-one meters is fine." The aunt roared.
So the two of them ran towards the outside of the market, one behind the other.
But before he ran far, Su Haoran shouted loudly: "Fat man, do it quickly, it's all up to you!"
Then, in the corner, a little fat man rushed out, picked up a pot of pig head meat from the butcher stall, turned around and ran away.
At this time, the meat seller had already chased Su Haoran for more than 20 meters. At this moment, he heard the roar of laughter from other people in the market.
"Damn it! This little fat guy is so messed up!"
"Nima, these two little brats, this is organized and purposeful! Bullshit!"
"Aunt Li is on the right track this time, haha! These two naughty boys, everyone should be careful about them in the future."
ah?!
The butcher's steps stopped for an instant, and then she turned back.
Immediately afterwards, the aunt's little eyes suddenly opened as big as a bell, and she let go of her right hand, and the meat-cutting knife fell to the ground with a clang.
Then, the aunt's facial features were distorted, her fleshy little hands clenched into two fists, and she ran back with a roar, "You little beast, if you dare to play tricks on me, stop right here."
"Auntie, if you have the guts to chase me, I won't run away." Su Haoran had already run to the top of the market, turned around and shouted: "Really, if I run away, I will lose."
"You big-headed devil, get out!" the aunt scolded without looking back.
But there were too many people in the market, and the fat man carrying the meat pot had already disappeared without a trace under the cover of the crowd.
The aunt didn't catch the little fat man, so she turned back to look for Su Haoran, but at this time, there was no trace of Su Haoran anywhere?
…
Fifteen minutes later, Su Haoran and the little fat man met at the flower bed behind an old red building.
"Fat man, how was the harvest?" Su Haoran asked with a smile.
"It's a big harvest. Based on my years of experience in eating pork head meat, this pot of meat is at least five kilograms, which makes me exhausted." The little fat man said with a breath.
"Come on, come on, stop talking, eat meat!"
"eat!"
The two teenagers got right to work, grabbing the pork head meat from the pot and putting it into their mouths. Their mouths were full of oil and they were so happy!
At this moment, a middle-aged man wearing a black Tang suit, elegant appearance and a smile on his face walked over.
The middle-aged man walked lightly and seemed to make no sound at all. He had already walked up to the two teenagers without them even noticing.
The elegant middle-aged man watched the two young men devouring meat without making a sound. It was only when they both couldn't eat anymore that he squatted down next to Su Haoran and said with a smile: "Young man..."
"Fuck!"
Su Haoran was startled and instinctively jumped back more than two meters away.
That's right, an eight-year-old boy, relying solely on the instinctive explosive power of his muscles, jumped more than two meters, and he jumped backwards.
"Damn it, you uncle, are you playing tricks on me?" Su Haoran said with wide eyes after seeing the person clearly.
The middle-aged uncle smiled and said: "Young man, I see your handsome face and amazing bones. I want to accept you as my disciple and pass on my mantle to you so that you will have the ability to defy the world in the future. What do you think?"
"Uncle, do you still want to come up with a few secret books to sell to me? I've seen too many of your tricks." Su Haoran curled his lips and said.
The little fat man also laughed and handed a piece of pig head meat to the middle-aged uncle, "Brother, give me this piece of meat to eat. You can go to other places to deceive children, not like this tiger man."
The middle-aged uncle drew three black lines on his forehead and quickly waved his hand and said: "I am not a book seller. I don't charge money. I really want to take this little guy as my disciple. I have real skills."
"What are your real abilities?" Su Haoran and the little fat man asked in unison.
"My martial arts skills are not the best in the world, but I'm pretty much the same. In today's society, I'm almost invincible." The middle-aged man said with confidence.
"boast!"
"I understand. If you don't sell books, you must want to charge me tuition. I have no money."
Damn it!
The middle-aged uncle wanted to curse, so he pointed at his nose and said: "I am known as Mr. Huancheng, and my kung fu is so high that you, a brat, can't understand it."
"Stop!" Su Haoran said: "You can accept me as your disciple, but you can't be my master for nothing. Look..."
"Don't worry, you don't have to go to the market with this fat man to steal pig heads and eat them. I will take care of your food and clothing expenses from now on." Mr. Huancheng said grandly.
"And!" Su Haoran licked his fingers and said: "I injured a few classmates a few days ago. The teacher wants to meet my parents, but I don't have parents. If you want to be my master, just go to school with me.
Let’s go!”
Second O!
Mr. Huancheng's eyesight went dark and he was almost fainted by this young man!
"Okay, it's settled."
"Okay, Master, I'll hang out with you from now on."
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Chapter completed!