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Chapter 1353 Arranging jokes

Chu Tianshu reminded: "This calligraphy is too new, and you can tell at a glance that it was hung temporarily to hold the Buddha's feet. I'm afraid it's not good." Lang Maocai raised his head and looked at it a few more times, and felt something was wrong, so he turned to ask Chu

Tianshu: "Vice Mayor Chu, you have many ideas, what can you do?"

Chu Tianshu looked helpless: "I don't understand this nonsense."

Zheng Yue and others also looked embarrassed.

Finally, Secretary Liu of the township party committee stood up and said: "In the antique industry, there are many ways to make new products old."

Zheng Yue and Tang Dashui said in unison: "Old Liu, do you have a way? Then try it quickly!"

Secretary Liu of the Township Party Committee asked Lu Er to fetch a bowl of water, grab some with a few fingers, and sprinkle it lightly on the paper. Then he found an electric iron and carefully ironed the words dry.

After repeating this three times, the calligraphy not only became wrinkled, but also slightly yellowed, making it look like an old piece.

Lang Maocai nodded happily.

Zheng Yue patted Secretary Liu of the Township Party Committee on the shoulder and praised: "Old Liu, I didn't expect that your little kid's usual tricks of playing with antiques would be put to great use now."

After leaving Lu Er's house, he went to the village committee and listened to Lu Faliang's report on the grassroots party building work in Xiangxi Village. He refined some of his rhetoric and made several changes to the photos and slogans posted by the village committee.

After finishing all this, it was already evening, and Lang Maocai hurried to the county town with a group of people.

From noon to now, I have been running non-stop for five or six hours, most of which I walked. Lang Maocai, who has a habit of taking a lunch break, was really tired and dozed off after getting in the car.

The mayor wanted to take a rest, so the car was naturally silent, and many people closed their eyes slightly, as if they were asleep.

When he was approaching the county seat, Lang Mao opened his eyes.

The atmosphere in the car suddenly became lively, and those who had been "sleeping" just now all "woke up".

Chu Tianshu, who was sitting aside, only felt funny when he saw this scene.

Zheng Yue said: "Mayor Lang is very attentive. I have been to Xiangxi Village many times, but I didn't notice problems like the toilet. It's too careless."

Lang Maocai was not humble: "I have worked in the publicity department and pay special attention to details."

There was a chorus of praise in the car.

Perhaps considering that Lang Maocai was too tired from work, Zheng Yue asked the county magistrate Tang Dashui to tell a short story to help the leader relax.

"I won't tell you any more jokes. Let me tell you an embarrassing story of my own!" Tang Dashui grinned and said, "That was when I was working as the executive deputy county magistrate in another county, and I caught up with the then mayor Tang Yifu when he came to the county.

I was inspecting here and made a joke just because of the bathroom issue."

"What's the joke?" Everyone in the car was interested.

Tang Dashui paused and said: "Mayor Tang went to inspect a village primary school below. There are no good toilets in the village primary school. There are several squatting pits in the back and a row of urinals in the front. There is no shelter in the middle. People can go in to solve problems, big or small.

, they all had a clear view of each other, and no one thought of building a few simple toilets at that time. As a result, during the inspection that day, Mayor Tang might have had a bad stomach and had to solve a big problem in the middle of the inspection."

"What should we do?" A group of people in the car were surprised.

Tang Dashui continued: "It's not that Mayor Tang disliked the sanitary conditions of the toilet, but it was a bit embarrassing for such a big leader to squat there and defecate and fart, and everyone who came in and out could be seen at a glance, so he went to the toilet for a while.

Circle, see people coming and going inside

There were too many people, so I didn't squat down. But after a few minutes, I couldn't hold it any longer, so I went back and squatted down again. Fortunately, I saw the situation clearly in time and sent someone to guard the door to prevent anyone from entering again. This was done.

But Mayor Tang still got angry for no reason later."

The car suddenly burst into laughter.

Zheng Yue went on to say: "Mayor Lang understands the public sentiment and is never picky about food, drink, housing and transportation. We welcome such a leader the most."

"I also often receive leaders. I know the difficulties involved, so why should I make it difficult for you?" Lang Maocai said with emotion: "Last time, in order to receive leaders from other provinces, I was busy with accommodation issues for a week."

"Yes!" Tang Dashui interjected: "Even if the leader lives comfortably at the time, there will still be a lot of troubles later."

Zheng Yue asked hurriedly: "If the leader lives comfortably, why is there still trouble?"

Tang Dashui said: "It was Tang Yifu's inspection in the county. Due to a sudden heavy rain, he couldn't make it back to the county town that night, so he stayed in a hotel in the town for one night. After leaving, the price of the room where Tang Yifu stayed immediately increased.

The secretary of the town party committee moved in the next day and specifically said hello that he was not allowed to change the sheets and quilt covers because he wanted to get the honor of a noble person.

Fortunately, the happy secretary of the town party committee was promoted to deputy county magistrate a month later. After that, all kinds of people moved in. Some parents let their children stay one night before the college entrance examination so that they could prepare for the college entrance examination.

There are noble people to help, and a pregnant woman with a big belly wants to stay for one night, hoping that the child born will be rich and wealthy."

Tang Dashui said with a smile: "This situation has lasted for more than half a year. The original market price of a suite was more than 100 yuan a night, but it was finally sold for thousands of yuan. When the news reached the provincial capital, Tang Yifu was so angry that he personally called the county party committee secretary. County Party Committee

The secretary sent someone down overnight

After investigation, the hotel owner was called to the Public Security Bureau for questioning. The former town party committee secretary, who had been promoted to deputy county magistrate, was found to have financial problems and lost his official title. In the end, the hotel was demolished, and the hotel was even more popular among the people than the temple.

The efficacious room will no longer exist.”

Most of the people on the bus had heard of this story. In fact, it did not happen in Qingyuan City, but it was forcibly placed on Tang Yifu's head by Tang Dashui.

Many people smiled knowingly, and some chimed in to add details to the story.

Chu Tianshu never laughed, but cursed secretly, you snobs. When Tang Yifu was on stage, you were the ones who flattered him the most. When Tang Yifu fell, you were the ones who arranged his jokes.

From the bottom of his heart, Chu Tianshu, who has experience in grassroots work, is well aware of the difficulties and hardships of county and township leaders. He is not disgusted with some of their practices of flattery and deception in order to gain the appreciation or favor of superior leaders. It is just that Tang Yifu is now arranged

The jokes he made to please Lang Maocai were not kind enough and seemed to add insult to injury.

Seeing that he was about to arrive at the county government, Zheng Yue said: "Xishan County is a poor county, and Xiangxi Village is also a famously poor village. However, since becoming Mayor Lang's contact point, earth-shaking changes have taken place, and the per capita income has increased significantly.

Improved, grassroots party building work has become a model for the province."

There were compliments one after another in the car.

Lang Maocai waved his hand and said: "In the past few years, the urban appearance of Qingyuan has been changing with each passing day. Compared with it, the development speed of the vast rural areas is still too slow. Now I am determined to do rural work, which can be regarded as making up for the debt."

After hearing these words, Chu Tianshu understood why Lang Maocai valued Xiangxi Village so much and why he tried his best to show the highlights of Xishan County during Secretary Nan's inspection trip.

For a long time, Lang Maocai has been deliberately promoted as the "most awesome mayor", but there is no corresponding performance to support it. Now he wants to change this image, make up for his debts, and try to make Nan Yanping feel that he is not responsible for rural work and grassroots party building.

He is also very handy at work. He is not only a publicity expert, but also a handsome person who can stand alone.
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