Chapter Thirty-Nine Drunk Township
"Incompetent! Mediocre! Idiot! Waste!"
Master Qingxian vigorously waved his short hands and rushed back and forth in the room, like a piece of black coal jumping in the furnace. After spitting out a string of swear words that were extremely inconsistent with his noble status, Master Qingxian was still angry.
Angrily, he pointed at the bed in the corner of the room and shouted: "Look, how unbecoming this is! Our Yunzhongju has lost all our face by him!"
On the big bed with a dragon and cloud pattern carved from thousand-year-old chicken-wing wood, old man Tianhai was lying on his back with his shoes and socks on. His outer clothes were wrinkled and rolled up around his waist, revealing a large section of his gray trouser belt, and he was snoring loudly.
, he was drunk to the sky. His face was so red that even his bald head was glowing red, showing that he was drunk and unconscious. His sleeping appearance was as ugly as any other.
Gu Qing sat in a chair nearby, resting her forehead with her hands, and sighed helplessly. She really didn't know which one, Yunzhong Jinshan or Yunzhong Tianhai, was more embarrassing to Yun Zhongju at this moment.
However, Master Qingxian obviously took Gu Qing's sigh as a sign of support for himself, so his voice became even louder: "Look at this incompetent thing. He has been practicing Taoism for so many years in vain. He can't drink a little girl."
, and was dragged back by her! Fortunately, he usually boasts that he will never get drunk after a thousand cups! Fortunately, tomorrow is your engagement ceremony. If I were knocked down by the little demon in green at that time, I, Yunzhongju, would be famous throughout the country.
It’s shocking!”
Gu Qing smiled and persuaded: "Senior brother, why are you so angry? Senior brother Tianhai and Qing Yi can't use their true energy in the drinking fight. They just rely on their own drinking capacity. It's normal to lose. If you lose in such an upright drinking fight, others will not criticize you.
"
Master Qingxian glared at his small eyes and said: "It's upright! Humph, criticism? My Yun Zhongxin method is subtle and mysterious. I secretly use some real energy to do such small tricks. Who can see it? I only know how to fight hard."
It’s truly useless!”
Gu Qingshi was a little dumbfounded and said: "This... is a little inappropriate."
Master Qingxian said angrily: "What's wrong! My reputation in Yunzhong is a big deal, and his personal reputation in Tianhai is a small matter. To balance the two, of course he should put the overall situation first, put aside his personal reputation, and do whatever he wants.
What method is there? Let's drink that Qing Yi down first! Humph, Endless Sea is also not doing its job properly and does not pay attention to the path of diligence. All the little demons it teaches only know how to drink. What a shame! Qing'er, don't always talk to him.
Huh, although you are extremely talented, you only know how to recognize objects but not people, and you are no better than him in being pedantic and stubborn!"
Gu Qing smiled lightly and said: "Okay, if that's the case, then why don't we just go to battle with Qing Yi tomorrow night to have a drink with Qing Yi and try to make things right? With my skills, I'm sure of it."
Master Qingxian's chest puffed up and he said in a deep voice: "This matter...of course we will postpone the discussion! Huh, um, um...I heard that Shiji is going to find Ji Bingxian's trouble tomorrow night. Is this a problem?"
"It's true."
"Humph, you are really overestimating your abilities. She still wants to compete with Ji Bingxian with her mediocre Taoist skills? If she loses this time, she will have to be imprisoned for at least three years!"
Gu Qing said: "Senior brother, what you said is wrong. It is precisely because her moral conduct is much worse than that of Ji Bingxian, so she does not lose face when she loses, and she gains glory when she wins. Where is the good thing about ensuring profits without losing money?
It’s not easy to win. You just have to do something secretly. If we don’t take advantage of such festive days, I’m afraid it won’t be easy to find excuses to cause trouble.”
When Master Qingxian heard this, he was overjoyed and had already forgotten the rebuke he had just given her. He praised her repeatedly because Qing'er was thoughtful.
The eighth day of October is auspicious, suitable for getting married and traveling.
In the early morning, the long and long chirping of the blue luan, which penetrates the clouds, spreads from the sky and falls in every corner of the Mogan Peak. Several green luan are seen emerging from the clouds, and their long colorful tail feathers fly across the sky, flying up and down.
, sometimes gathering and sometimes dispersing, dancing lightly. Then the clear stream gushed, the green trees sprouted, the flowers bloomed, and the auspicious beasts roared to the sky. The entire Taishang Daode Palace was like an awakening immortal, just turning over and standing up.
Bring infinite vitality to the surroundings.
Of course, there are one or two dissonances in the atmosphere of the Huanghuang Immortal Family.
"Hmph, there are just a few broken birds, and they come and go, but nothing new is found." Old Man Tianhai looked up at Qingluan in the sky and said disdainfully. In fact, anyone who knows a little bit about Old Man Tianhai's past will know this.
Why did he make such remarks? Qingluan is an ancient divine bird. It is not easy for people who are not destined to meet it. As for taming it, it is even more difficult. What's more, there are several soaring in the sky at the same time? How can it be connected in the clouds?
Can't find a single one.
When it comes to the rich collection of rare and exotic animals, Tao Te Sect is well-deserved to be the best in the world.
Since early in the morning, many Daodezong disciples have been busy. The Yaoyue Hall where the grand ceremony will be held has been decorated with splendor and splendor. Brightly colored gauze hangs from the ceiling to the floor. It is solemn yet joyful. Every table has been decorated
The flowers were blooming, and the dewdrops on the petals were still wet, and they were busy arranging seats for the banquet, picking elixirs and fairy fruits, and jars of century-old wine had to be moved out of the cellar, and additional medicinal materials had to be roasted, so that Taoism could become a unique branch of Taoism.
Fine wine.
This wine is crystal clear in color, very gentle in the mouth, and has a strong and honest taste that lingers endlessly. It is truly a rare good wine. However, the stamina of this wine is also extremely strong. You can reach the heavens with Taoism. If you don't use Taoism to resolve it,
You can't bear it even if you drink too much. Otherwise, how can you let the monks drink to their heart's content? This is why the wine is called Zuixiang.
The old man Tianhai fell into this drunkenness the night before.
Throughout the day, Daodezong's real people and well-known Taoist priests went out separately to accompany the guests of various sects around Taishang Daode palace and the magnificent peaks of Xixuan Mountain, waiting for the third quarter of Xushi to watch the grand ceremony together. Come to congratulate.
The guests have stayed on the mountain for more than a day and have seen all the scenery. But today, the Tao Te Sect has just started to make all the arrangements, which is naturally a new scene.
As for Ji Ruochen and Gu Qing, they have their own dedicated personnel to perform plastic surgery and change their clothes. According to the rules of engagement between Taoist couples repeatedly emphasized by Yunzhong Jinshan, they are not allowed to see each other before the ceremony.
It was not yet Xu hour, and all the guests had already sat down under the guidance of the welcoming female disciple. The guests had spent a lot of time together and were already familiar with each other, especially last night when they witnessed a thrilling battle between the old man Tianhai and Qing Yi.
Yun Zhong Tian Hai, who actually regarded himself as a drunkard, was in a state of excitement and excitement. If they didn't feel that the wheel was too weak to win, there would be many people who wanted to have a drink with Qing Yi.
Those who were invited by the Tao De Sect to watch the ceremony were not ordinary people. Many people had already seen that Qing Yi was actually a demon. She was such a little demon, but she was able to appear openly in the Tao Dao Sect, the leader of the world's righteousness.
It is indeed a strange thing. But all the guests are knowledgeable and moral people, and they know that there must be secrets inside, but they are not easy to ask. The lower the Qing Yi's moral conduct, the more the guests dare not underestimate her, and
Many people thought further. This Qing Yi was obviously a demon with a great background, and she had a close relationship with the Tao De Sect. If she could win her favor, it would obviously bring her closer to the Tao De Sect and the demon clan behind her.
.So the foresighted people among them began to cautiously approach the horse.
It was not until this moment that these guests saw the extraordinary qualities of the Dragon Elephant and White Tiger Two Heavenly Lords. The Two Heavenly Lords always followed Tsing Yi in front and behind her skirt, as if they were very familiar with Tsing Yi.
All the guests are ashamed of themselves. All the guests are from famous sects, or they are famous wandering immortals in the world. They all look down on heretics like Da Shang Qi Sacred Mountain, but the two heavenly kings are indeed
Their profound moral conduct makes people have to take a high look at them. Secondly, they are unique in their way of doing things. They are able to do things that others cannot, and they always have the upper hand, so that all the guests can't help but look at them with admiration.
There are also some young disciples from various sects who are frightened by Qing Yi's appearance, forgetting the difference between human and monster, and express their admiration to her tactfully. However, Qing Yi is completely ignorant in this regard, and hears something like "Guan Guan Ju Jiu, in
He used phrases like "River Island" with a confused look on his face, and asked the other person what kind of magical bird it was, what kind of special powers it had, why it had to be on that side of the river, etc., until the other person was red-faced and sweating.
It flows down the back of the cheeks until the rat scurries away.
After going back and forth like this, the atmosphere among the guests was already extremely harmonious. Dusk was approaching, and although it was not yet time for Ji Ruochen and Gu Qing to enter the venue, I don't know who made the first suggestion, so the guests started to drink together.
When cultivators fight for wine, they should not use the true essence of Taoism, but only rely on their own drinking capacity. Otherwise, if the five ghosts are used to transport, dissipate and dissociate, even if they use the vat altar to face each other, there will be no results.
Come. At that time, the fight is no longer about wine, but about the true essence of Taoism. Of course, the wine that monks drink is also different and cannot be drunk by ordinary people. For example, the wine drunk by Daodezong is the so-called
A large number of ordinary people will be drunk for three to five days even if they drink a small cup. If they drink less, they will collapse in one gulp.
The marriage between Tao Te Sect and Yunzhong Ju is a rare event in the monastic world. Those who can attend such an occasion are either famous celebrities or extremely talented young disciples who want to see the big world. It can be said that they are talking and laughing with true cultivation.
Although Wufanding and Zuixiang are powerful, in the eyes of these people, three rounds of wine are just a way to warm up and brighten the atmosphere. But who would have thought that among these many monks, there would be a mortal with no moral practice at all.
Just after drinking, he suddenly leaned forward and slid directly to the bottom of the table, snoring loudly.
All the guests were astonished and stopped their cups to look around. Two young Taoist priests from Tao Te Sect rushed over and helped the man up from under the table. This man was middle-aged, dressed as a scholar, tall and handsome.
But at this moment, his face was red and he was so drunk that he had already passed out. Although there were many guests, Daodezong knew that the Taoist Taoist had an excellent memory, and there was only such a mortal among the guests. The two Taoist priests immediately recognized this person's name as Ji Tianxia,
He went up the mountain with the Dragon Elephant and White Tiger Two Heavenly Lords, accompanied by Taoist Master Yunfeng.
The two Taoist priests helped Ji Tianxia up, and explained to the Dragon Elephant and White Tiger Er Tianjun who were sitting on his left and right, that there was no need to use Taoist magic or elixirs to relieve his hangover. Zuixiang was supplemented with many rare elixirs. Although the alcohol was strong, it was still
It will not hurt people, but it is very beneficial to the body after being drunk. It cannot be awakened easily. The medicine will be fully absorbed when you wake up naturally. The two Taoist priests are used to greeting drunken guests, so they stood up steadily.
Ji Tianxia, sent back to the guest room to rest.
The Dragon, Elephant and White Tiger Ertianjun have been treating Ji Tianxia as a teacher these days, and subsequently learning the ways of managing the world and benefiting the country. At this table, they are also sitting on the left and right of Jitianxia. However, the Ertianjun's Taoism is special, and he is born with something different.
Look, especially the Dragon Elephant Heavenly Lord, whose head is like a dragon and whose body is like an elephant. The seat is big enough for two people to sit side by side, but it seems too crowded even if he sits alone. Although the White Tiger Heavenly Lord is thin, his body is long and his hands are long, so he can sit in the seat.
Feeling crowded. After Ji Tianxia was carried away, Ertianjun felt that he was happy. Before the guests came to clean up, he moved the banquet in front of him and put the three tables together, so that he could barely sit comfortably.
Ertianjun secretly moved his little hands and feet, but no one noticed. Not far from Ertianjun, Tsing Yi was sitting on his knees behind the banquet, with his eyes lowered, just looking at the crystal clear bowl of Zuixiang in front of him.
She remained speechless. Although the guests around her were chatting and laughing while drinking, many of them were actually looking at her secretly. Many people had the intention to step forward to call for battle, but old man Tianhai had learned from his mistakes. They lost face after losing the battle, but they still didn't talk about it.
Blocking other people's way to have a drink with Tsing Yi. We are all righteous people, so we are embarrassed to use wheel fighting tactics against a little demon, right?
During this commotion, three chime sounds were suddenly heard, indicating that the auspicious time had arrived and the wedding ceremony was about to begin. All the guests returned to sit down and look forward to the start of the ceremony.
Under the call of the chime sound, two blue luanans fell from the night sky, one on the left and one on the right perched on the top of the Yaoyue Palace. The colorful tail feathers showed the extraordinary appearance of the divine birds in the middle of the night, shining brilliantly and brilliantly. On the four sides
Under the guidance of a Taoist priest, Ji Ruochen, dressed in rich clothes, walked slowly along the white jade avenue. Because this was just an engagement, not a wedding, and many etiquettes were kept simple, he did not wear a bright red auspicious suit.
When he was about to arrive at the door of Yaoyue Palace, Ji Ruochen suddenly caught a glimpse of two little Taoist priests carrying a man out of the side door of Yaoyue Palace. He couldn't help but feel a little strange. He turned around and saw that it was Ji Tianxia. He felt relieved. He wanted to come here to help the world.
The world is greedy for good wine, so he must have drunkenly drunk, so he was so drunk that he wanted to be dragged out of the palace. It was a pity that he could not see the engagement ceremony.
In the distance, you can still hear Ji Tianxia shouting vaguely: "I'm drunk and sleepy... please go... good, good poem..."
Ji Ruochen paused for a moment and thought to himself that it seems that Ji Tianxia and Li Taibai have become very close in the past few days. It's just that Li Bai has a straightforward nature and profound knowledge, while Ji Tianxia's city has no bottom, but there is no way to separate the two of them.
What else can we talk about when we get together?
At this time, a Zhike Taoist next to him urged: "The time is coming, Master Ji, please enter the hall quickly!"
According to the etiquette of the time, Ji Ruochen should first enter the palace, pay homage to the ancestor, the real person, and then meet all the guests before Gu Qing could enter the palace. While he was delaying like this, the sound of luan bells came from the end of the white jade avenue, and there was a faint sound of a treasure.
The light rushed into the sky. Ji Ruochen knew that the car carrying Gu Qing had arrived. Without any further hesitation, he walked into the hall.
At the end of the White Jade Avenue, a four-wheeled vehicle passed by. The driver was a nine-tailed deer with a gold-threaded brocade back, which was ten feet tall. According to legend, this deer was the vehicle of the immortals, galloping through the sea of clouds and mist, eating the wind and sleeping in the dew.
Even if you don't want to, you will be found by Daodezong. The four corners of the carriage are carved with golden fire phoenixes, and the phoenix's head is facing the roof. Where the phoenix mouth is pointing, a huge fire bead is burning in the void. The car body is made of a whole piece of jasper glass, and in the dark red light of the fire bead
In the color, there are wavy dark lights flowing all over the body, like the deep sea. The curtains of the car are hung low, covering them tightly.
As soon as the car turned around, it stopped firmly on the side of the road.
"Why did you stop?" Gu Qing said in the car.
There were eight young female disciples of the Taoism Sect accompanying the car. The leader said, "Uncle Ji was delayed for some unknown reason just now. We have to stay here for a while before we can enter the palace to perform the ceremony."
Gu Qing hummed, said no more, and did not open the window to watch. However, she always had a feeling in her heart, as if she had missed something. In the past few days, this feeling always lingered in her heart, making her quite sad.
It was puzzling. But it was so elusive that no matter how hard she tried, she just couldn't catch it. Gu Qing also tried divination and asked for divination, but found nothing. She was used to being indifferent to worldly affairs. Since the divination failed, she just regarded the matter as nothing.
It was just an occasional inner demon. But this feeling actually refused to subside for a long time, which made her quite confused.
Chapter completed!