Chapter 2 The absurd thing(2/2)
This long speech, naming names, is all directed towards the King of Equality.
Before he was in trouble, Yutong was the most favored person around King Ping Ping. He was extremely handsome, smart, and sinister. He could help King Ping Ping in many things, not just by relying on one person.
He is a soft-footed guy who only eats with his face. King Pingping has long relied on Yutong as his right-hand man, and will not avoid him in anything. Just to make some achievements for Yutong, he can drive his city patrol car for him. It can be seen that
Love for Jade Boy. Because of this, Jade Boy knows all the secrets of King Ping Ping.
It's like being stupid and foolish, relying solely on your own likes and dislikes, criticizing life and death, and randomly setting up Abi Prison. This is totally unacceptable. Asking for bribes, condoning the murderers, and taking the blame for the ghosts who have no filial piety and filial piety, and distributing heat.
In the Oil Hell, one cannot be reincarnated for eternity, but it is actually not a big deal. Even deliberately not sending reinforcements, so that General Yinsi, who dared to contradict him, fought alone in the wilderness, and finally ended up with the entire army killed in the battle. This is not a big deal.
Set it aside for now.
These charges are really cliche. Yutong had been scolding him for an hour before, but only one General Zhao and five thousand patrolling horses were scolded. No matter how much he scolded him after that, no matter how many King Jie Ping
Lao Di, there is no movement in Fengdu City anymore.
This time Yutong knew that Master Ji was really angry because of his incompetence in doing things. After falling into the hands of Master Ji, Yutong felt that he was in a situation where he could neither survive nor die, which was unimaginable in the past.
Tragic. But obviously Mr. Ji also has other methods of thunder! What are the specific methods? How dare Yutong try it?
At this critical moment, which was far more severe than a life-and-death situation, Yutong's thoughts surged, and his scolding skills suddenly improved by leaps and bounds.
He started specifically with the trivial matters in King Ping Ping's life. There was one story about how King Ping Ping touched a maid when he got up in the morning to change his clothes, and even just knocked him down in excitement and enjoyed it; there was also a story about King Ping Ping who was drunk at a night banquet and hugged her at the table.
A handsome young ghost attendant took off his clothes, completely forgetting that all the kings of hell in the other nine halls were at the table. In fact, only the ghost attendants and maidservants who have been waiting in the ten halls for a long time know some of these evil deeds, and not only
Unique to King of Equality.
That giant man is the scolding hand in the Hades camp who specializes in shouting. His superpowers are all in his throat and the endless breath in his chest and abdomen. If his voice can only be heard for hundreds of miles, then scolding for three days and nights will be like drinking blood.
It's so easy. It's so easy to send someone's voice across borders for hundreds of miles, and to make it heard in all the ten palaces of Hades. Although it's a lot harder, it won't break your bones even if you scold him for half a day. I don't know why he became the general.
He suddenly had a strange idea that there was such a strange soldier in the camp.
The noise in Fengdu City stopped early, and there was silence everywhere. Whether it was the judge, the ghost servant, or the new souls who had not yet been sent to prison, they all listened quietly, fearing that they would miss a word.
In the ninth hall, King Pingping's face was as red as blood, but he felt a taste of sweetness clogged in his chest. The scandalous things that Yutong exposed about him were actually quite ordinary, but he knew that Yutong would never just say this.
This is really just an introduction.
The fairy tale of Jade changed its direction and turned to talk about the special hobbies of King Ping. For example, when interrogating the soul of a criminal, if he meets the young and beautiful soul that he likes, this king likes to torture him in detail.
I asked her husband about when he secretly conceived spring, when he first became a human being, how many spring breezes there are in a month, how many lifts and gifts are needed every time he is happy, and so on. The questions made him feel itchy.
Occasionally, he would go out of his way to test the authenticity of his confessions. The dragon carriage that patrolled the city was also a wonderful thing. King Pingping liked to play with prostitutes and maids in the carriage, and he would always open the windows.
Put down the curtains, and have people shouting from the front and back, and drive in the busy city, so that you can enjoy yourself to the fullest.
If that's all, then that's it.
The next thing we talk about is that King Pingping is fond of promiscuous boys. This matter has been mentioned just now, and it is not uncommon for good men to be found in both worlds. However, those who indulge in promiscuity have always been favored, but this King of Pingping
Good people are lucky to be good.
The Ninth Hall of King Ping Ping usually has strict rules for disciplining the servants, but at this moment, among the waiters and maids waiting by the hall, some of them really can't control themselves, and occasionally they will take a peek at King Ping Ping's fine skin.
White meat.
Chapter completed!