Chapter 2 absurd things
Just after the New Year, it is the time when the cold is the most severe.
Outside Chang'an City, in the Huaqing Palace, there is an early spring scene, which is completely different from the midwinter snow scene outside the palace.
Huaqing Palace has been renovated by experts. Hot springs flow along secret passages throughout the palace. A piece of warm jade is buried every three feet at the foot of the long palace wall, completely insulating the warmth inside the palace from the cold outside.
Therefore, every new year, the green grass in the palace will begin to sprout.
Feishuang Hall is particularly warm and cozy. The hall is paved with white jade, and pieces of colored glaze are scattered among the jade for footsteps. Through the colored glaze, you can see that there is a gurgling spring flowing below.
There is a make-up mirror on the side of the hall, and there are three or two boxes of rouge and gouache scattered on the table. If it were not for the fact that this make-up mirror is polished from a whole piece of crystal, it is really a priceless treasure. Just look at the rouge on the make-up table.
Daughters from middle-class families are even worse.
There is a beauty sitting in front of the mirror, holding an ivory comb, lazily combing her black hair. She must not be able to afford rouge, so she can dress up in this Huaqing Palace and Feishuang Palace. How much rouge can she buy in the world?
No? It’s just that her beauty doesn’t really need any rouge.
But I don't like the makeup and powder to stain the color, so I lightly sweep my eyebrows towards the Supreme Being.
She looked at the boundless beauty of the person in the mirror, but she was filled with worries, and sighed softly in her heart: "How wonderful would it be if you... could still be the Luo Xichen who doesn't understand anything? But, then,
The days that have passed will never come back!"
There was no one in the hall, even if there were people, they couldn't hear her voice.
A breeze suddenly blew by, blowing away the green smoke from the incense burner. Behind her, a figure appeared strangely. He was about fifteen or sixteen years old, still a young man, and he was wearing the uniform of a palace servant.
color.
As soon as the little eunuch appeared, he took a few steps towards her and chuckled: "Long time no see, how are you, Junior Sister Yuhuan?"
Her expression immediately turned cold, she put the ivory comb on the dressing table, slowly rolled up her black hair, and said, "What did Master say?"
The young eunuch didn't answer her words, but took a step closer and said: "We senior brothers and sisters haven't talked about old times for a long time. Why did the junior sister ask about the master's words as soon as we met? It's a bit awkward. You are also a noble concubine, why?
But you can fix your hair yourself, let your senior brother help you!"
As he spoke, he took the flowing green hair from Yang Yuhuan's hand and rolled it up carefully. His technique was extremely skillful, no worse than that of the female officials in the palace. Yang Yuhuan sat still and let him
Shi Wei just stared at himself in the mirror.
It was warm inside Feishuang Palace. She was covered with a light shirt and her chest was surrounded by a thin piece of silk.
The young eunuch had not seen her for a long time, and when they met again, he felt that she was a little plumper than before. Against the backdrop of her black hair, her skin was as smooth as cream, smooth and soft, and there was no flaw to be found. He
He smelled a faint fragrance in his nose and got very close to her. His gaze passed over her half-naked shoulders and landed on her trembling chest. The thin silk only covered the lower half of her breasts, and even more faintly under the silk.
Two spots of bright red can be seen.
Even for a layman like him, when his mouth was dry, the words "freshly peeled chicken head" could still come to mind. His throat felt like it was on fire, and he felt that if he held her chest with one hand, those two lumps would be like
The soft flesh of snow would probably melt in his palm immediately.
His heart was like a deer, and he couldn't help but hold her black hair with one hand, freed up one hand, and slowly pulled her light shirt aside, revealing half of her round shoulders. As soon as his fingertips touched her skin, the ice
The smooth and creamy touch immediately broke down his last defense! With a low roar, he reached forward with both hands, grabbed the thin silk on her chest and tore it violently! With the sound of tearing silk, Yang Yuhuan's front dress was completely torn!
He didn't want to stop for a moment, and immediately grabbed the two soft balls of flesh with both hands. He threw his whole body on Yang Yuhuan and pressed her to the ground. He screamed in his throat, and his lower body couldn't rest on her back and buttocks.
Rubbing it on her body, he kissed and sniffed at the back of her neck, shoulders and back.
"Yuhuan! Yuhuan! I miss you so much! Please help me with this today!" He yelled, while reluctantly pulling out his right hand from her chest. He was so anxious that he didn't even have time to undress, and directly pulled himself off.
He tore her robe open and tried to tear off her lower garment.
At this most life-threatening moment, Yang Yuhuan suddenly chuckled and said softly: "I have fulfilled you, then who will fulfill me?"
He was suddenly startled. Before he could wake up from the great joy that spread all over his body, he suddenly saw Yang Yuhuan's hair covered with black hair, dancing wildly as if it were alive!
A strand of black hair was like a snake, instantly wrapping around his neck for several times, and then suddenly tightened with such force that it made a rattling sound to his neck bones!
The green silk threads rose into the sky, lifting him into the air.
At this time, Yang Yuhuan lazily stood up and stood in front of her senior brother who was suspended in mid-air. She was indeed a natural beauty. She could look so charming just by standing up.
Even though his neck bones seemed to be strangled at all times, he still felt aroused when he saw Yang Yuhuan's almost naked body.
When he was about to use the Taoist method to remove a strand of black hair from his neck, suddenly several more strands of black hair flew out from behind Yang Yuhuan's head like lightning, piercing his hands and feet respectively, while the fifth strand of black hair was on his face.
After walking around for several weeks, he silenced his screams firmly in his mouth.
Yang Yuhuan gently stroked the messy hair on his temples, as if he had no idea that his shirt had been opened, and this raising of his arms was causing ripples in his chest, and his cherry blossoms were dancing. He only asked softly: "What did Master say?"
The black hair that wrapped around his mouth retreated quietly like a poisonous snake and swam back to the back of Yang Yuhuan's head. The pain in his hands and feet was unbearable. After being penetrated by the black hair, he couldn't move even half of his true energy. He didn't dare to talk nonsense anymore and had to accompany him.
He smiled and said: "Junior sister Yuhuan, master asked me to tell you that the one buried in the dragon veins of this dynasty is a real dragon."
"Real dragon!" Yang Yuhuan's eyes lit up and he chuckled: "In that case, maybe I should give birth to a dragon son for Emperor Ming."
At this time, there was a sound of shredding boots outside the palace, and then there were three knocks on the door of the palace. Gao Lishi called from the other door: "Have you gotten up? The emperor has just put a pool of good water in the Huaqing Pool and ordered the old slave to come.
I’m calling you, the empress!”
Yang Yuhuan snorted lazily and said softly: "I know, please wait a moment, Eunuch Gao."
Her voice was soft and waxy, sounding as if she had just woken up from sleep. Gao Lishi could not have imagined that there would be such a ridiculous scene in the palace from across the door of the palace.
Seeing Yang Yuhuan like this, he couldn't help but feel jealous, and shouted angrily in a low voice: "You would rather give up to that useless old man than to me! How many times can that useless emperor move at a time?
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Yang Yuhuan looked at his erect penis, smiled softly, and said: "You are an old monkey who likes to play nice. You only know how to have sex. You don't understand love or hate, and you want to provoke me.
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She laughed so hard that she confounded all living beings, and just listening to the soft words could not be compared to the cold murderous intent in those phoenix eyes.
He was secretly frightened, but he was really dissatisfied and said, "But you are even willing to give An Lushan that fat pig, so how am I worse than him?"
Yang Yuhuan took back Qingsi and put him down. While changing his clothes, he said: "Speaking of which, that pig controlled three important towns, with hundreds of thousands of soldiers and hundreds of generals. Moreover, he also fought with three major evils.
The demons on Mingshan Mountain are closely related to each other! Tell me, what is it about such a pig that is not better than you?"
While she was talking, she had changed into a new shirt, looked at him again, suddenly smiled brightly, lightly scratched her penis with a fingernail, and said: "But since you are so dissatisfied, I will give you a chance."
Within one month, you can use whatever means you want. If you can control me, then I will do whatever you want from now on. But there is only one chance. If you lose, then I will..."
Yang Yuhuan's eyes were as charming as silk, she stretched out her finger and flicked the penis, and said softly: "... I'll cut you."
Looking at Yang Yuhuan's phoenix eyes that showed absolutely no trace of a smile, he shuddered suddenly and his penis immediately drooped. He didn't dare to say any more, so he made a Taoist secret and disappeared, escaping like a bereaved dog.
Yang Yuhuan smiled coldly and opened the palace door.
Gao Lishi heard the sound of the door and looked up. What he saw was the lazy imperial concubine who had just woken up from her spring sleep. He hurriedly stretched out his arm and let Concubine Yang hold it, and walked slowly towards Huaqing Pool, fearing that
Chapter completed!