Chapter 764 How To Train Your Dragon
Wang Lang was too lazy to pay attention to Yu Xiaomei, and stood by the window with a cigarette in his arms. The blue smoke curled up, and Wang Lang's brows frowned slightly.
It was not until the afternoon after get off work that the two of them went back together. Wu Yingnan had not yet returned. Yu Xiaomei became addicted to eating the food made by Wang Lang during this period, and she was eagerly waiting for Wang Lang to cook for her to eat.
The two did not come back until after the meal. After the storm at noon, Wu Yingnan looked at Wang Lang and Yu Xiaomei again and felt a little uncomfortable. They just nodded at Wang Lang and Yu Xiaomei, who were fighting over the question of who was washing dishes and then went back to their house.
Yu Xiaomei used the excuse of comforting Wu Yingnan to get into Wu Yingnan's house without washing dishes, chattering and wondering what she was talking about.
Wang Lang played with his cell phone in his room for a while. When he was about to go to bed, Yu Xiaomei came in humming a small song.
"Yu Xiaomei! Can you knock on the door first when you enter my room next time?" Wang Langya Huazi was almost bitten.
Yu Xiaomei cut it off, completely treating what Wang Lang said as a wind in her ears, and she didn't even miss Wang Lang. She walked into the bathroom casually. After a while, Yu Xiaomei walked out of the bathroom with her shorts on her head and kicked Wang Lang fiercely.
"Wang Haonan! Can't you change the place to hang your underwear?"
Wang Lang, who originally wanted to explode, turned his head and saw Yu Xiaomei wearing shorts on her head, and suddenly she was amused, "I deserve it, I can't even stand you with the shorts!"
Yu Xiaomei gritted her teeth and smashed her pants at Wang Lang, turned around and wanted to leave. Wang Lang picked up a bra by the bed and threw it on Yu Xiaomei's head, "Take yours away!"
After seeing what was on his head, Yu Xiaomei frowned, "This is not mine."
Wang Lang's heart trembled for a moment, "Isn't it yours?"
Yu Xiaomei took the bra and gestured for a moment. "This is not my size, it is obviously one size larger than my size. Whose is this?"
Wang Lang looked confused, "Didn't you change your underwear in my room yesterday? It's not yours, is it mine?"
Yu Xiaomei looked down at her underwear, "Is that so? It's really mine? Oh my God! God will pay off. Has my secondary development finally arrived? Wang Haonan! After a while, aunt, I will be a woman with a furrow!"
"hehe."
Yu Xiaomei kicked Wang Lang’s ass, “What do you mean by hehe?”
"It's not interesting, it means that your secondary development is really time. By the way, Miss Yu, I have learned some medical skills before. Do you want to tell you a rich and powerful method?" Wang Lang said seriously.
Yu Xiaomei was skeptical, "Is it useful?"
"There are countless successful cases of clinical experiments, and some have succeeded." Wang Lang made up.
"What kind of local method?" Yu Xiaomei said curiously.
"When my aunt comes, eating papaya and drinking milk can play a vicious role." Wang Lang said seriously nonsense.
"Really or not?" Obviously, Yu Xiaomei didn't believe what Wang Lang said.
Wang Lang lay on the bed, crossing his legs, "If you believe it or not, some people always like to treat kindness as donkeys' liver and lungs."
"It was originally a donkey's liver and lungs." Yu Xiaomei threw it to the door and left.
Just as I was about to sleep, the door was knocked.
Wang Lang wrapped in the quilt and stretched out his neck and shouted, "In."
Wu Yingnan walked in from outside, feeling a little embarrassed, "I left my clothes with you yesterday. Have you seen it?"
Wang Lang was completely stunned.
It seems that what happened last night has been confirmed, and he smiled dryly, "What clothes?"
"Underwear underwear."
"Black? Lei*bian'er?" Wang Lang described in detail.
Wu Yingnan blushed, and she felt like she could bleed if she pinched her face.
Wang Lang shook his ears awkwardly, "It was taken away by Yu Xiaomei."
Wu Yingnan lowered his head and said, feeling that he was about to speak but stopped.
Wang Lang smiled and said, "Is there anything else?"
Wu Yingnan lowered her head and blushed, "I apologized to you about what happened last night. Maybe I haven't felt safe for a long time. After meeting you, I felt safe, so I did that kind of thing last night."
There seemed to be something else to say, but Wu Yingnan was holding it in his arms and didn't say it.
"It's all adults, and it's nothing to do if you get fire occasionally." Wang Lang smiled dryly.
Wu Yingnan nodded and turned around and wanted to leave, but he still said, "Wang Haonan, can I be your woman?"
After saying that, Wu Yingnan's face turned red and she bit her lips, lowered her head, and stared at her toes.
Wang Lang sat up, a little confused, and the four-word mantra of drunkenness echoed in his mind. He wanted to castrate himself by waving his knife.
"You don't have to rush to answer, I'll wait for your reply." Wu Yingnan blushed.
Wang Lang was about to say something, when the door of the next room opened, Yu Xiaomei ran out with her stomach covering her stomach, "Yingnan, what are you doing here? Why are your face so red? Is this stinky hooligan molesting you?"
"Get your shit!" Wang Lang kicked Yu Xiaomei.
Yu Xiaomei rushed into the bathroom with her stomach covering her stomach, and her farts were loud.
"Yu Xiaomei! You are a woman in vain!" Wang Lang yelled at the bathroom.
"Do you care about me!"
Rumble...
Wu Yingnan lowered her head and whispered, "You can also treat what I just said as a joke between friends. Go to bed early, good night."
After saying that, he took it to the door and left.
Wang Lang leaned against the head of the bed and fell into deep thought. Not long after, Wang Lang looked at his crotch and slapped his second brother.
"You are a bad thing!"
"You belong to Teddy, you!" He slapped again.
"Why are your self-control so poor? You!" Then he slapped.
"Why do you want to drill a hole when you see it?" He shook his hand or slapped him."
"Why are you so fucking unpromising?" slapped.
"What are you doing..."
When he was just slapping, Yu Xiaomei rubbed her stomach and came out of the bathroom. After seeing Wang Lang's actions, she was a little stunned, "Stir, what are you doing!"
Wang Lang raised his eyes, "It's about training the dragon, and the children's family are playing. You can evacuate quickly if you are such a dangerous activity."
"Stirring hooligan! Big dick! Wang Haonan! Hey~~~ You are so perverted!" Yu Xiaomei walked out with her arms in her arms. When she reached the door, Yu Xiaomei looked at Wang Lang again.
"Wang Haonan, are you hungry?" Yu Xiaomei asked with her eyes blinking.
"Get out!" Wang Lang cursed.
"If you are not hungry, you will secretly hide my underwear in your pants and bring them to work?" Yu Xiaomei asked leaning against the door.
Thinking of this, Wang Lang had a toothache and roared at Yu Xiaomei, "That's a big accident!"
"Wang Haonan, I find that you are becoming more and more shameless. Hey~~~" Yu Xiaomei made a disgusting expression.
Wang Lang shook his hands, "Get out of here!"
I shook my head, but didn't plan to continue thinking, closed my eyes and prepared to go to bed, but who knew that the phone vibrated for several times.
I took it over and saw that it was Yu Xiaoma's WeChat. When I clicked it, Wang Lang's face turned black.
More than ten pictures, from charging dolls to airplane bei.
After that, Yu Xiaomei sent a long message.
"Hao Nan, I just checked the Internet. Your "dragon trainer" often uses your hands to harm your health. Even if you are in good health, your body will still be unable to bear it. You will be depressed and your appearance will gradually become obscene. As your niece, colleagues and neighbors, I have chosen these for you. You can see which one you like. I will buy it for you. Everyone is adults, don't be shy." A naughty expression of sticking out his tongue was added at the back.
"Yu! Xiao! Beautiful!"
Chapter completed!