Chapter 2 Skirts are women, pants are men
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Lazyly put the wine glass in his hand on the table, and then staggered to get up.
"You guys keep going, I'll go to the bathroom."
At the door of the bathroom, Tong Lele looked at the sign on the bathroom door.
"The skirt is the women's restroom, and the pants are the men's restroom."
Then she walked towards the women's bathroom in a dizzy manner. Who knew that a woman came out of the bathroom and accidentally hit her, and then she stopped in front of the men's bathroom.
"Well, urge to pee, urge to pee."
There were two men in the toilet in the toilet. One of them was pretty. When he saw the drunk woman walking into the men's toilet, he was so scared that he almost became incontinent.
Tong Lele laughed dizzyly, "Handsome guy, your pants are wet."
The handsome man's face turned red with flushing eyes. He put on his pants and hurriedly ran out.
Another man, Tong Lele couldn't see his appearance clearly, but could feel his powerful aura, and his eyes were staring at her like a machine gun.
"What are you looking at? I've never seen a beautiful woman," he said, and walked straight to the man.
Standing there, I had to take off my jeans, but the zipper on my pants seemed to be deliberately against her, and I couldn't pull it open no matter how hard I pulled it.
Tong Lele looked at the man beside him with a grievance, his eyes moved down, and his eyes fell off the zipper of his pants, looking envious.
"Have you seen enough? Do you want to take it off and show it to you?" The man spoke in a bit of teasing, and the tone that came out of his mouth reached her ears, which was so hot.
"Hmph, what's the best thing? I have it, too." As he said that, he continued to zip the trousers of his pants.
"Oh? You have it too? Take it out and Bibi?"
"Just compare, you wait."
With a thorn, the zipper on his pants died. Tong Lele put his hand into his jeans and took it for a long time, but didn't take out anything.
"Strange, where is my faucet? Why is it gone?"
The man looked at the woman talking nonsense with a dark face and frowned.
"How much wine did you drink?"
"I didn't drink, I was lonely." Tong Lele couldn't hold it in anymore, so she took off her pants and stood there and wanted to open the gate to release the water.
A harsh sound of opening the door sounded. Before the door was pushed open, he dragged Tong Lele into a separate bathroom.
After a sound of flowing water, he let go of the woman in his arms.
She was too anxious and was about to pee, but the man was taken into his arms. Her little face turned red. She rubbed her body against him, and her perky buttocks slashed across his lower body like an electric current, hitting his clone.
He actually responded? Damn it.
The man was a little impatient and pushed her off her directly.
"Squat and pee."
"Oh." Tong Lele squatted on the toilet well and soon felt comfortable and hit his whole body.
Oh my god, it was so fucking hard to pee.
"Tong Lele, you really make me look at you with admiration." The man seemed to be angry, and he didn't know whether to laugh or be angry.
"Huh? Do you know me? Who are you? Why don't I know you? You are so handsome. Can you marry me? I went to the hall, went to the kitchen, beat mistresses, and fought hooligans. The most important thing is that I can warm the bed."
Tong Lele is like a salesman trying his best to promote himself, and seems to be eager to marry himself out.
"Why do you think I will marry you?" The man's mocking words came from his ears. Tong Lele didn't listen carefully because she was about to vomit.
"Vomit and cough." The man stood in front of her for a long time, and the things she spit out happened to spray him all over.
"Damn it, Tong Lele, do you want to die?"
After vomiting, Tong Lele became a little awake.
"Ah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't mean it." He hurriedly took off his coat and wiped it on the man's body. He accidentally made a little heavy force, and the man snorted coldly unconsciously.
"I'm so sorry. I've drunk too much, please don't mind."
"Get out, I don't want to see you now." The man's anger almost ignited the entire bathroom.
"Yes, I'll get out, I'll get out now, please calm down, calm down." Tong Lele pushed out the bathroom very hard.
I looked at the sign on the bathroom.
"Damn, it's actually a men's bathroom?"
Chapter completed!