Chapter 836 It's not as loud as fart yet!(1/2)
Thanks to: Xin Chao Pai, brother 08a for the reward, thank you Xia Tian.
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When the fat monk spoke, his whole person looked lazy, as if he had just woken up.
No, he didn't just wake up. If you look carefully, you can see that his eyes have not been opened when he spoke. There are wet marks on the corners of his mouth, which are obviously diarrhea. It is obvious that this guy was still asleep when he was summoned.
In this magic of inviting gods, the gods that are summoned are not the gods themselves, but the Dharmakaya formed by the gathering of part of the divine power.
The power of the divine body depends on the amount of gathered divine power, which in turn depends on the skill of the caster and the props used when summoning the gods.
But no matter how big or small the divine power is, there will always be a trace of the divine will mixed into it to prevent someone from asking the gods to do something harmful to the world, such as two gangsters asking each other to open a movie. That will never work.
Otherwise, wouldn't it be a joke for gods to send down their divine power?
Of course, some evil gods and false gods are not included.
Therefore, the dharma body of the spirit that was invited out, because it has a trace of the spirit of the spirit, when it comes to the stage, the form is basically the same as the original deity.
For example, the person who invited Guan Erye basically squinted his eyes when he appeared, and only when he was taking action would his eyes widen to exude power.
So judging from the state of Marshal Tianpeng at this time, Juebi had been sleeping hard just now. He probably dreamed about something to eat while he was still sleeping, so that he didn't even wipe the saliva from the corner of his mouth.
After lazily stretching his waist, the great monk reluctantly opened his eyes.
As soon as Fang opened his eyes, the divine light on his body instantly restrained.
The divine light that was originally outside his body was instantly absorbed into his body, making him look like an ordinary white and fat monk.
Bai Suzhen blinked and asked Huang Shaohong in a low voice:
"Sir, you must have invited the wrong person, right? How come Marshal Tianpeng doesn't have any momentum at all?"
While she was talking, the fat monk seemed not to adapt to the humid air after the rain in Jiangnan. His nose moved and he suddenly sneezed.
"Ah sneeze......"
Looking at the performance, it doesn’t look like the Dharmakaya, but rather like the real body!
As the sneeze came out, a pig's nose popped out with a "duang" sound on the fat face that was originally quite honest and rich.
When the nose popped out, it really made a "duang" sound, which was extremely clear.
Over there, Wang Daoling and Dharma King Jinba burst out laughing. They pointed at Huang Shaohong and said with a smile:
"Is this pig the reinforcement you invited?"
Wang Daoling is also a member of the Taoist sect and is a direct descendant of Maoshan, but the 'Please Tianpeng Divine Curse' is the secret divine curse of Longhu Mountain. He has only heard the name of this spell, but has never seen anyone else perform it and does not know it.
He has the appearance of Marshal Tianpeng.
Just now, Huang Shaohong said that he wanted to invite Marshal Tianpeng, and he was shocked before. But the appearance of the fat monk in front of him couldn't be related to Marshal Tianpeng, one of the Four Saints of the North Pole in Taoism, right?
Therefore, both Wang Daoling and Jinba Dharma King expected that Huang Shaohong just invited a random Mao Shen and then bluffed, saying that he was inviting Marshal Tianpeng.
The fat monk shook his head, touched his nose, and said naively:
"Hey...it seems like I've heard this sentence somewhere before!"
Wang Daoling and Jinba Dharma King were still laughing, but Liu Ding Liujia, who was invited by the former, was in six directions, but they all bowed and saluted:
"Liuding, Liujia, meet Marshal Tianpeng!"
The fat monk with a pig nose looked at the sound and laughed:
"So you asked me to deal with you guys. We are all old acquaintances. Why don't you just go back and save me some time to stretch my muscles? I just ate two golden roasted elephants and I haven't digested them yet!"
Liu Ding and Liu Jia all twitched their faces. If they remembered correctly, this guy went to Lingshan and became the envoy of the altar in front of the Buddha, right?
It's the kind of position that specializes in handling tributes.
When can we still serve roasted elephants?
A few gods and Dharmakayas here are reminiscing about the past, but Wang Daoling over there is no longer working. The six god generals he invited, if they want to be deceived by one word, they will do nothing.
He immediately said loudly:
"Six divine generals, I am a poor man with low magic power and limited time to pray for the gods. Please help me capture the snake monster on the opposite side as soon as possible!"
This guy is going to follow the plan, capture the thousand-year-old snake demon first, and hand over Huang Shaohong to Dharma King Jinba!
After Wang Daoling finished speaking, he shook the bell, and the clear sound of the bell shocked Liu Dingliujia. It was obvious that he was urged by the magic power to start working.
The fat monk with a pig nose turned to look at Wang Daoling: "That bastard, are you trying to fight against me?"
After he said this, he said "Huh", opened his eyes and took a closer look, and laughed:
"I wonder what it is, it turns out to be a toad!"
It is true that Wang Daoling is a demon, but he has already joined the Maoshan sect and is an authentic Taoist sect. He actually rejects his origin. When the fat monk told him that, his face suddenly turned red and he said angrily:
"You fat pig has the nerve to laugh at me. God generals, please hurry up and capture the snake demon first, and then chop off the pig's head!"
Liu Ding Liujia was summoned by his magic, and under the influence of his magic power, he could never retreat without justifiable reasons. He immediately shouted at Bai Suzhen at the same time:
"Junior sister, be careful, I've offended you!"
They turned into twelve divine lights at the same time, criss-crossing repeatedly in the air, forming a formation and heading towards Bai Suzhen to suppress her.
Just as Bai Suzhen was about to greet her with a sword, Huang Shaohong grabbed her arm and shouted:
"Didn't you hear that I asked you to stay and watch the show? I'll leave the fighting to the gentlemen!"
After he finished speaking, he pinched the spell in his hand and was about to urge the canopy to take action.
But before he could activate his magic power, the canopy had already rushed out on its own. At this time, the fat monk's eyes were blood red and veins were exposed on his face. He groaned twice and roared:
"Damn toad, who do you think is a pig? Look at me, the old pig, crushing you to death!"
While speaking, he stretched out his elbow the size of a cattail fan, oh, it was a fat hand, spread out five fingers as thick as a rolling pin, and grabbed Wang Daoling's head.
The fat monk wanted to take advantage of the fact that Huang Shaohong hadn't given the order yet, so he could crush to death Wang Daoling, the stinky toad that dared to call him a pig-headed toad!
Faced with this arrest, Wang Daoling immediately felt as if the world was collapsing. It seemed that none of his methods and spells could be used at this moment, as if he would be caught and turned into powder next.
He shook the bell in his hand and shouted to Liu Ding Liujia:
"God will save me!"
The twelve divine lights that suppressed Bai Suzhen turned around in the air and turned back like lightning. They converged in front of Wang Daoling and blocked the palm of the cattail leaf fan with a 'clang' sound.
When the twelve rays of divine light touched the palm, they all transformed into the appearance of six divine generals. The weapons and swords in their hands overlapped and together blocked the fat monk's fat palm.
'boom'
The collision of the divine powers on both sides was like a nuclear bomb exploding on the spot.
Everyone present used their own skills to block the impact of mana.
If there hadn't been a formation barrier set up by God Liu Ding and Liu Jia in advance, it is estimated that half of Qiantang County would have been turned into powder under the impact of the magic power.
The six divine generals of Six Ding and Six Armor blocked each one with twelve, and naturally had the upper hand without moving at all, while the huge monk took a few big steps back, his face surged with blood.
He cursed backwards without looking back:
"Boy from the Zhang family, aren't you stupid? Look at that toad's busy maw, which is about to spit out. You should also activate your magic power. Without your magic power, how can my old pig's body be able to explode to its full strength!"
Wang Daoling almost spat out a mouthful of old blood, you are the only one who has the swim bladder, your whole family has the swim bladder!
Tianpeng called Huang Shaohong "the boy of the Zhang family", obviously thinking that the man who cast spells to invite gods was a direct descendant of the Tianshi Mansion.
Huang Shaohong is so angry, he thinks he still blames me.
His original intention was to let Marshal Tianpeng block Liu Ding Liujia, but in the end, this guy went directly to Wang Daoling to avenge himself. Who would have thought of this!
When the Qi returned to Qi, this was not the time to release the Qi. He immediately pinched the Dharma Jue with his hands and mobilized the few "Nine Transformations of Divine Silkworm" true energy in his body to use it as magic power to activate the Canopy Dharma Body.
However, the little bit of true energy that can be used in his body at this time is just a drop in the bucket for Tianpeng Dharmakaya.
As soon as it was activated, the true energy decreased rapidly, and one-fifth of it was consumed in just an instant.
However, Tianpeng didn't know Huang Shaohong's suffering. After being nourished by the magic power, his figure immediately swelled up and he shouted at the same time:
"Let the magic power come more violently!"
Fuck you, second uncle!
Why don't you use mana for money?
Huang Shaohong felt that his true energy was being drained out every time he took a breath, and he couldn't help cursing in his heart, but this was not the time to give up. Although he was limited by his body, he had a strong foundation.
Turning over his hand, he found a bottle of big blue. He bit off the cork and poured it into his mouth. After one gulp, the amount of true energy in his body was instantly replenished.
Huang Shaohong used a big blue to hold it up, and poured the true essence of magic into the canopy dharma body through the magic method of inviting gods.
"roar!"
Canopy received a steady stream of mana nourishment, and its entire body began to swell.
'duang'
There was another "duang" sound, and in addition to the pig's nose, another pig's snout with black hair popped out.
‘Bang’
To be continued...