Chapter 19 Inheritance (2)
Seeing Bai Xiaofei coming in, Li Tianlin showed a hint of joy on his face, but Bai Xiaofei was very cold, as if he had completed a task, and said lightly: "Come on!"
This scene once again made some viewers feel a little uncomfortable.
Isn’t they just want you to learn something?
Li Tianlin asked, "Have you finished peeing?"
"I've finished peeing!"
As he spoke, Bai Xiaofei took the slogan from Li Tianlin: "Come on!"
It's obvious that he wants to complete the task quickly.
Li Tianlin didn't notice his expression and nodded, "Come on, do the one I just did, listen to my command—"
Playing the beat: "One, two, three go--"
Bai Xiaofei tilted his face and was quick to deal with errands. He couldn't hear too much rhythm at all. He was messy and it was just noise!
Li Tianlin reminded: "Watch it well, come and sing!"
Bai Xiaofei immediately opened his mouth: "...In an instant, it was only scratched, the stars were scattered, the pit was flat, and the ice was melted..."
The first paragraph of words was quite clear, but later I felt like a whole mouth, and I couldn't hear anything clearly. The last sentence finally became clear, "Wow, my face turned blue." He closed the board and called "Good board"!
Li Tianlin turned his head blankly, raised his legs and kicked Bai Xiaofei: "What a bad thing!"
"Why are you hitting me again?"
Li Tianlin pointed at Bai Xiaofei: "You...what is the 'whaha' you just now? Ah? This 'whaha' is something from Peking Opera, you...?"
Hearing this, the audience was happy. Bai Xiaofei had been slowing down for half a beat. He just jumped out of Tanci and entered the role of Peking Opera. Now, he has come to the crosstalk master, but he is talking about Peking Opera!
I will definitely have to say it again when I get to Master Tanci later...
Bai Xiaofei stammered and finally found a reason: "Master, I forgot the words."
Li Tianlin: "Forget the words, you can't add 'Wow', you have to add our pretty mouth!"
"Our pretty mouth?"
Li Tianlin gave him a blank look: "Or we should do this, or we should do this."
Bai Xiaofei pressed the board and replied: "Why don't we do it?"
"Okay, you and I are poor!"
After saying that, Li Tianlin circled around and looked for something, as if he was about to beat Bai Xiaofei. Bai Xiaofei was shocked and hurriedly fell to the ground and hugged Li Tianlin's thigh: "Master——"
Li Tianlin raised his legs and flew to the side, but said angrily: "Get up!"
He looked down at Bai Xiaofei, and Li Tianlin suddenly sighed: "Oh, man, we two have no fate with master and apprentice."
Bai Xiaofei was crying and burst into tears at this time, but no tears came out, obviously pretending to be. Hearing this, he got up with a "oh" sound like he was relieved.
The audience couldn't help laughing.
Just then, Li Tianlin turned around and held his hands: "Let's beg you brothers!"
Bai Xiaofei was a little confused and looked at Li Tianlin in a daze, not coming back to his senses for a moment.
The audience finally burst into laughter!
The technique of suppressing first and then raising and unexpected lines finally trembled!
Bai Xiaofei blinked his eyes: "Is it appropriate?"
Li Tianlin didn't care: "This is called forgetting friends!"
"No, what are you trying to do?"
Li Tianlin did not answer directly, and raised his legs and kicked Bai Xiaofei with a bent knee. The latter's legs were weak and he knelt down. Just as he was about to get up, Li Tianlin pressed Bai Xiaofei down hard, and said angrily: "I don't want to be born on the same year, month and day, so I'll ask for death on the same day of the same year, month and day of the same day of the same year, if you don't learn... I'll take you to bury!"
Li Tianlin knelt down, pressed Bai Xiaofei's head to kowtow to the ground, shouting: "The heaven is above!"
Bai Xiaofei hurriedly shouted: "I'll learn!"
Li Tianlin seemed to have not heard it and continued to move: "The loess is underneath!"
Bai Xiaofei shouted anxiously: "I'll learn! I'll learn! You can do it!" Only then did Li Tianlin let go.
Standing up, Bai Xiaofei breathed evenly, looked back at Li Tianlin, and suddenly waved: "Master, sit down!"
The two sat cross-legged on the ground face to face.
"Brother, let me tell you, do you have to pull me to death today?"
Li Tianlin slapped his thigh: "Yes, brother, you're right!"
As soon as this conversation came out, the audience started to cheer and applaud!
Li Tianlin was wearing makeup, obviously an old man, and Bai Xiaofei was not an exaggeration to call him grandpa!
This kind of poor joke is a skill of comedy, full of humor, and the audience naturally finds it novel and funny.
Of course, this burden did not tremble with Gao Xiaopan, because the reason is very simple. In Gao Xiaopan's version, You Xianchao, who plays the crosstalk master, is originally brothers. Even if he plays an old man, in the eyes of the audience, they are still brothers, so no matter how much you make fun of it, it will not have much effect!
The same was true for Sheng Yiyun later. Although Bai Xiaofei sang "The Palace of Changsheng", he added a pretty mouth like "How can you" and "What" to it.
"Xiaobai, I don't think it's appropriate for us to be masters and apprentices at all!"
Bai Xiaofei was delighted on his face, but he still muttered, "I think I'm okay..."
Sheng Yiyun turned his head and made an unexpected suggestion: "Why don't we get married!"
Before the audience could call her, she continued to gesture: "I am just one advantage, I am a good man!"
The three masters all wanted Bai Xiaofei to learn his skills seriously and force him to die!
Bai Xiaofei couldn't stand it anymore, hugged the dean's thigh and started crying: "Director... I can't stand it anymore! Can you keep an eye on me for one day? I can't serve these three people! Dean, you just keep an eye on me for a day. I really can't be this apprentice. Dean, I beg you, Dean!"
Chen Jili, who played the dean, looked entangled and had to wave his hand: "It's okay, you go yours, you go yours!"
"Oh, I am just a weak person."
After hearing the dean say this, Bai Xiaofei finally felt relieved, spread his legs and ran off the stage...
The audience was a little confused. If Bai Xiaofei just left like this, how could this drama continue?
But I heard Chen Jili, who played the dean on the stage, almost shouting in a tone: "Xiao Fei, go slowly-ah--"
Moreover, while Chen Jili shouted, his eyes were still rolling around, full of treacherous appearance.
As soon as he finished shouting, the three masters who heard the sound walked out of the room. Mei Yanshu immediately asked: "Xiao Fei!"
The three of them said in unison: "You want to leave?"
Bai Xiaofei, who had just walked two steps, instantly petrified, and stood there, completely confused!
"Ha ha!"
The audience did not expect this scene. They were still thinking just now that Bai Xiaofei had left. What will be the next plot? Who knows that the dean has a lot of skills?
Chapter completed!